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A letter from an alien to the earth.

A letter from an alien to the earth.

Hello, people on earth!

In the universe, I am your nearest neighbor. I come from Andromeda M3 1 galaxy. For you earthlings, the naked eye can only see Big small magellanic cloud and M3 1 galaxy. M3 1 galaxy is 2.2 million light-years away from you, with a diameter of10.3 million light-years, slightly larger than your Milky Way, but the mass of our stars is much larger than your sun. The smallest is millions of times the mass of the sun, and the largest star is trillions of times the mass of your sun. ....

Want to drop by? It is foolish to expect to increase the speed. Mind you, light can bend, and time and space can also ... let's stop.

I am your neighbor, but I am definitely not your only neighbor, just your nearest neighbor. The size of the universe is beyond your imagination and beyond our imagination. We have been watching you with friendly eyes for a long time. As early as Devonian, we sent flying saucers to inspect your planet. We find that there are many interesting phenomena and some reflection phenomena on the earth.

I'm here to talk about our findings.

Let's start with an animal. There is an animal that is your friend. With friends, human beings are no longer lonely. Strangely, this animal likes to attack people best. Humans also know that this animal is a friend of human beings, but they eat this animal. ...

Many people on earth believe that God created human beings. But God made some mistakes when he created human beings. When he created man, he not only created men, but also created women. Maybe god is not fair enough. When he created a woman, he gave her what men didn't have but women. I don't know whether women on earth thank God for his special care or hate God for reinventing the wheel. We also found an interesting phenomenon. On your planet, people who tell the truth are the least popular, but people who tell lies are not the most popular. Humans on earth have a * * * nature-they are willing to believe in the desired result, whether this hope is realistic or not.

We have spied on you for a long time with friendly eyes and found that the earth is not peaceful. I have observed you for nearly half a century and found that there are only 26 days when there is no smoke on the earth in this half century. We also found your rules of the game. If you personally live in a place for a long time, if others want to live in this place, you call this behavior aggression. There are also a group of unlucky people who have taken refuge elsewhere in order to avoid the attack of wolves. When he came back, he found their nest occupied. When they want to go back to their original nest, their behavior becomes aggressive. People on earth, one dynasty overthrew another. When others try to overthrow a dynasty, you call this behavior revolution, and when others try to overthrow you, you call this behavior rebellion.

We have been watching you with friendly eyes for a long time. In our opinion, the greatest creation of you earthlings is the road. With the road, there will be people watching the road (people called traffic police by your earth). Those who drive cars don't seem to like people who watch the road. But everyone on earth knows what a chaotic situation it would be if no one looked at the road. We also found an interesting phenomenon. There was a conflict between the two brothers. Brother wants to teach his younger brother a lesson and punish him physically. There was a nosy man who wanted to protect his brother, so he was criticized a lot.

The smoke on the earth will continue to ignite. Because everyone on earth has the same characteristics, they always think that their beliefs are the best and their values are correct. Because of these characteristics, the smoke of war will burn on the earth for centuries.

People on earth, even children, know a truth: when shopping in the mall, look around ... what a pity! ! ! !

If human beings were created by God, then dinosaurs should also be created by God. But the creation of dinosaurs failed. Scientists on earth have been studying the extinction of dinosaurs for many years, and those conclusions are self-evident for our M3 1 galaxy. At present, most scientists on earth believe that the comet impact led to the extinction of dinosaurs. That was a mistake. Not to mention that the collision time of comets does not coincide with the extinction time of dinosaurs. Even a deadly comet can destroy at most one-fifth of the dinosaurs on the earth at that time and will never lead to the extinction of dinosaurs. So why did dinosaurs become extinct?

Scientists on earth only know how to study biological evolution and variation in physiology, but never consider biological evolution and variation in psychology. This is the biggest mistake you earth scientists have made. Don't you find that every living thing, especially animals, has a specific personality?

Dinosaurs on the earth have evolved to a certain extent and their personalities have changed. At first, they just didn't like their offspring. Later, some dinosaurs tried to taste the taste of small dinosaurs, and it felt good. Later, this behavior became a common behavior, and then it evolved into the behavior of eating dinosaur eggs. Another unimportant reason is that the dinosaur eggs caused by some metal elements on the earth are too thin to hatch small dinosaurs.

The present situation of living things gives people an illusion that all living things, especially animals, love their offspring. Those species that once didn't care about their offspring are extinct, so people on earth can't see them.

The creation of dinosaurs was God's failure. Because God won't forgive people who fall in the same place twice, and God won't make the same mistake.

God's creation is not perfect. Especially a certain kind of people, men. It seems that women on the earth often say that men in the world (actually on the earth) don't have a good thing, and it seems that no man often says that women in the world don't have a good thing.

Humans will also perish, but in a completely different way from dinosaurs. Although the so-called Dink family has also appeared on the earth, they are far from dominant and will never lead to the extinction of mankind because of the Dink family.

On the contrary, it is the uncontrolled birth of mankind that will lead to the destruction of mankind. When God created dinosaurs, he learned a lesson. He endowed the earth people with the instinct of strong desire to reproduce, and also endowed the earth people with the instinct of caring for and raising their offspring. It is these instincts that make the earth with a population of 6 billion only accommodate 654.38+0 billion people.

God created human beings and punished them at the same time. God brought cholera, smallpox and the Black Death in response to the uncontrolled birth of mankind on earth. In view of the fact that people on earth don't know how to care for animal companions living on the same planet, God punished human beings with AIDS.

When God created man, he hoped that he was different from other animals, because he wanted to be the overlord of this planet. God hopes that the difference between humans and animals should be that humans know how to protect animals, while animals don't know how to protect humans. Green monkeys living in Africa carry HIV. Because the green monkey has a natural ability to resist HIV, it will not get sick and will not be transmitted to humans. Due to the unscrupulous slaughter of human beings, eating green monkeys eventually led to the prevalence of HIV in human beings. This is the most typical example of human being being punished for violating the rules of the game.

Every species on the earth, especially animals, is competing and even struggling with other species, especially animals, in order to survive. Only humans are killing each other.