How many people died laughing? What are some funny goodnight sentences?

1. If you accept my kind words, I'll send you a "three aunts" before going to bed: one aunt: dreams are carefree, two aunts: happy sleep is carefree, and three aunts: lucky sleep is painless. Finally, I wish you a good dream tonight, good dreams continue, and good people will be happy all their lives!

Everyone will think of a song, a person and a thing before going to bed. Just think about it, because it is the deepest memory in your heart. Not romance, just memories.

The sourest feeling in the world is not jealousy, but the right to be jealous. Say your name if you are jealous. Is another person who loves him, so it's not your turn to be jealous of him. There is another person who is jealous aboveboard. The vinegar that can't be eaten is the most sour.

4. My heart is a city, and there is always a person who I can't reach. All my watchmen, in my life, won my luck, not my life. Wan Li, a floating cloud, crossed the earthly road, and I used a piece of paper to tell the heaviness of the fleeting time.

5. Procrastination is a kind of euphemistic refusal. If someone keeps keeping you waiting, don't let yourself fall into the trap again. How many times I waited, all I got was a serious injury. People who really care about you won't have the heart to keep you waiting too long.

6. Happiness should be a coincidence, not many. It's like drinking a cup of iced wheat tea when you are thirsty, instead of eating a full meal when you are full.