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How big is Bi's official position and how does it compare with Marshal? z

In the 4th time of The Journey to the West, the Monkey King and Taibai Venus became officials together, because Taibai Venus didn't kneel to the jade emperor, so the Monkey King didn't kneel to the jade emperor either, but the Monkey King bowed to the jade emperor respectfully for three times. The Jade Emperor was not angry because the Monkey King knelt down to confuse the audience in the class, and showed it to the old gentleman and those who were not determined.

The Jade Emperor Wenxuan chose Wu Xuanxian Qing, because he saw that there were few official positions there, so he chose the Monkey King. Qi Jun turned to Wu Quxing and said, "There are many officials in all the palaces and temples in the Tiangong, but the Imperial Horse Officer still lacks an administrator." The Jade Emperor sent a message: "Let's all be good horses except him." The Jade Emperor also sent Mu Dexing to send him to the Imperial Horse Prison. The Monkey King merrily merrily followed Mu Dexing to his post. After that, Mudd returned to the palace.

Wait, a dramatic scene appears here? Why did the Jade Emperor send Mu Dexing to accompany the Monkey King to his post? Who is the official of Mu Dexing? It is the same level as Taibai Venus, and it is one of the nine Yao stars in the sky. If you want to go with the Monkey King, you should also go with the Monkey King when you take office and do some on-the-job training or something. But officer Mudexing didn't train the Monkey King at all. Instead, he sent the Monkey King to the Royal Horse Prison and left by himself.

Let's keep talking about the original. After the official Mu Dexing left, the Monkey King was in the Royal Horse Prison, where the supervisor Cheng, the supervisor's deputy, the canon, Lux, officials of all sizes and so on gathered. Find out the affairs of this prison, there are swift horses.

Wait, warden Royal Horse only has 1000 horses. Later, the Monkey King went to the next day for the second time. Heaven sent all powerful people to catch the Monkey King, and also sent hundreds of heavenly soldiers. However, there are 400,000 mountain soldiers in the Four Tianmen, which is not enough for people to ride. Besides, the gods in the sky can fly, and it is not always for sightseeing to raise Tianma. And the gods in the sky all have their own old rickshaw pullers, and they don't need to ride horses at all. In other words, there is something wrong with the setting of this royal horse prison.

So the question is, is this official BiMarvin big or small? If you ask me, it's no big deal. I don't want to say much, because this Royal Horse Prison is a deliberately set-up institution, which is not needed at all. You know, the Jade Emperor is not an emperor on earth. He doesn't need three palaces and six courtyards, nor does he need eunuchs to wait on him, nor does he have a security guard in Li Si prison in the East Factory and the West Factory. None of these institutions, there is a useless royal horse prison, which is really amazing. I say no small because, for the ancient Central Plains Dynasty in China, the heavy armored cavalry of nomadic people has always been a nightmare, and the war horse is an important strategic resource. The Monkey King's position in Bi is not small, just like Zhu Bajie is the commander-in-chief of Tianshi Water Army, and the Monkey King is also the commander-in-chief of Tianshi cavalry. In the ancient Central Plains Dynasty, he was highly valued for leading the cavalry.

So who said that the royal horse supervisor is small? Let's look for the answer from the original. Let's take a look at 1000 horse. What kind of horses are they?

I am arrogant, I am separated; Dragon media Ziyan, carrying wings; ? ? Silver, you fly yellow; The feathers are turned over, and the red rabbit is super bright; Outside the scenery, fog is better than yellow; Chasing the wind; Escape from red electricity, copper Jue floating clouds; Dragon and tiger thorns, dust purple scales; Four ten thousand, eight handsome men and nine barbarians, thousands of miles away. These good horses, one by one, are full of energy and endless strength, crossing the clouds.

Look, every breed of these horses is a good horse.

The original book said that the Monkey King stayed up all night, raising horses. It's ok to dance during the day and watch hard work at night, but the horse sleeps, gets up to eat grass and walks to catch up with the future. When those heavenly horses saw him, they didn't say a word or hoof, and they all fattened up. Unconsciously for more than half a month. As soon as they are free, all prison officials arrange banquets, one is to have dinner with him and the other is to congratulate him.

Stop, Hershey is understandable, because the Monkey King raised Tianma very well. But the banquet should not be what the Monkey King should do on his first day here. It turned out that this was the Monkey King's leisure time, and suddenly I got him a dinner? We continue to look down.

The Monkey King suddenly stopped his glass and asked, "What is my official title?"

"It's no big deal," they said. "This is just called a dirty deal. In this way, the fairy, the youngest, can only watch the horses with him. After the arrival of Tang Zun, such attentions were fattened, and finally only one sentence was said' good'; If you are a little embarrassed, you must see the responsibility; If you are hurt, you have to pay for it. "

The Monkey King was furious and said, "How contemptuous of me! I am in Huaguoshan, calling myself king and ancestor. How can I be coaxed into raising horses for him? A horse owner is a slave of the younger generation! "

The Monkey King knocked down the table, took the stick out of his ear and broke it all the way. The people in heaven knew that he had been punished by the gods, and did not dare to stop him, so they let him out of Tianmen.

Then I'll take a look at the whole incident.

First of all, Wu Quxing belongs to the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor agreed to give the Monkey King a horse pattern. Mu Dexing's official is the last Bi Marvin. Nine Obsidian Stars were newly set up by the Jade Emperor to counter the old gentleman, including Taibai Venus and Mude Star Officer. Why is Mu Dexing official called Mu Dexing official? It was because I was squeezed out by these small officials in Yuma Prison that I lost my temper. So, Mu Dexing sent the Monkey King to his destination and left immediately, and then his one-man play was finished in the original.

Furthermore, the Jade Emperor asked the Monkey King to be Marvin Bi and later managed the Flat Peach Garden for the same direct purpose, that is, to make use of the Monkey King's monkey nature. The ancients compared Marvin with monkey urine, and people who beat the Monkey King into an old man than Marvin would not take it to heart, but later the Monkey King took charge of the Flat Peach Garden, and the old man's people were really anxious.

So, Bi's official airs are not small. The Monkey King felt a lot at first. Why? 1989, he visited the Great Wall through a small county town in Buzhou, South Station. You must know what cavalry means to the Great Wall. So instead of having any objection to the Jade Emperor, he worked very hard.

And those words about Bi Marvin Guan Xiao were said by the steward of the Royal Horse Supervisor and others. They say that the immortal is the youngest and can only watch horses with him. After the arrival of Tang Zun, such attentions were fattened, and finally only one sentence was said' good'; If you are a little embarrassed, you must see the responsibility; No matter how much damage, there is a price to pay. In fact, it refers to your own position.

It is said above that the 1000 horses of the Imperial Horse Warden are not worthy of the 400,000 heavenly soldiers who can fly. That is to say, this post is specially set for the Monkey King, which was set up 300 years ago when the Monkey King was born.

The steward of the Imperial Horse Supervisor has been waiting for more than 300 years. As soon as the official of Wenmu Dexing in Bima left, it was fair to compete for the upper position. Unexpectedly, a monkey suddenly parachuted from above. Besides, this monkey has walked a long way. He is so dedicated that the people below are also suffering. He thought it was the Monkey King because they didn't prepare dinner for him. He wants to speak well of the Monkey King, so don't mess with them. I didn't expect the Monkey King to ask, so let's get rid of him.

So, why is the Monkey King angry? Because of his sudden misjudgment, he thought that there was no need to raise Tianma in the sky, and raising Tianma was a face-saving project. He listened to the words of the royal horse supervisor and patted his ass and left.