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Let's talk about it after zero zero.

1. The reason why people you like don't have any comments is because they are afraid that their families will find it difficult to explain.

Give me 60 Jin of goods, and I'm sure I can't move it. Give me 100 Jin of you, and I will definitely pick you up and run.

The school taught me what is the temptation to go home.

I hope that after many years, it is not the alarm clock that wakes me up, but your voice.

I once threatened that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog. It was not until I was frozen into a dog today that I realized that the beautiful promise was too young.

Your name is so deep to me that I will think of you when I see a letter.

7. I believe that if you come, you will not leave. If you leave, I will pretend that you have never been here. /Shuo Shuo/

8. The withered vine and the old tree are faint crows, the school food is too bad, and the classmates are hungry into thin horses. The sun is setting. Well, I'm going home.

9. No matter how good the relationship is, you can't get too close. Sometimes teeth bite the tongue.

10. What is the power of mathematics? After copying the answers, I can't understand what the power of language is. Read the answer and don't want to copy it!

1 1. The hardest thing to say is the first greeting and the last farewell.

12. The feeling of jealousy is like swallowing a lot of glass fragments, and your mouth is full of blood, but you can't spit it out.

13. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It will stand out after a long time.

14. If you haven't experienced the crash on Monday morning, you won't know the value of Friday afternoon.

15. One day, I will make those who love me proud, those who dislike me regret, those who hate me dissatisfied and those who laugh at me dumbfounded.

16. Some people of the opposite sex don't want to be lovers, but they don't want to give them to others.

17. Some people have just known each other for a while, as if they have known each other for a long time, and they want to tell him everything.

18. I like you better than anyone, but everyone likes me better than you.

19. Never be fat, or no one will believe you are a beggar if you are poor in the future.

20. If a dog stands in your way in winter, make way for it. It is not easy for it to warm this place with its small belly.

2 1. Happiness is that although you didn't listen in class, you found that the listener didn't understand.

22. Don't look down on yourself so much. One day you may lose your mind, and you will be conspicuous and unattainable.

23. The most romantic thing I can think of is to give up treatment with you.

I hope all the money in my wallet can love each other, get married and have children.

25. If you like someone, you will give up a thousand times in your heart, and you will risk your life another 10 thousand times because he said a nice word.

26. I'm willing to go over Qian Shan to see you, and I'm willing to take a hundred steps back and leave you.

27. Stumbling and confused, seeing through people's hearts and losing youth.

28. Every day, 50% of the time is spent despising yourself, and the other 50% is spent forgiving yourself.

29. You are still my weakness, even if I try my best to be brave.

30. This is the world. Some people chase you desperately, but they can't get you. Some people just smile at you and make you roll around and jump away. /p & gt; It's up to you whether I say I love you loudly or not.

Fatalism is an excuse for the weak who lack willpower.

2. Love is like a camera. Sometimes I have to fast forward, sometimes I have to pause, and sometimes I have to rewind, but my camera is off.

3. The ideal of life is for the ideal life. Zhang Wentian

4, you have to remember, always be happy to give more to others and take less from others. The original name of NIZHNI NOVGOROD in Gorky City

5, bit by bit, integrated a big warehouse. -German proverb

6. A person's best friend is his ten fingers.

7. Is there any day when you suddenly turned around and bumped into me awkwardly? -Han Yu

8. Desire is like water. If appropriate, it will flood.

9. Those who want to be teachers will learn new things by reviewing old ones. Those who want to reach, spit and get new. If you want to be strong, you must innovate because of understanding.

10, there is no eternal victory, only eternal efforts.

1 1. Self-esteem is the foundation of a person's moral character, and self-esteem must stand on its own feet.

12, if we keep telling ourselves to be happy every day, it means we are unhappy.

13. A lover is like a piece of coarse cloth. Although not beautiful, it can keep out the cold. Lovers are like fashion. They feel beautiful, but they can't be worn out.

14, I said I love you loudly, it's up to you whether you listen or not/Su Ming/Qu Ming/

15, everything is health-centered, natural and unrestrained, and the world is a little confused.

16, there must be cracks in life before the sun can shine in.

17, success is not an end, let yourself be happy, this is the meaning.

18. In life, the injury is being endured and the silence is expanding. The end is a new beginning.

19. Maturity is not how smart you are, but how stupid you are.

If you have enough courage, anything is possible.

2 1, death teaches everything, just like the results announced after the exam-although it suddenly dawned, it was too late.

22. If the opportunity doesn't come, create it yourself!

23. No matter how strong a person is, he will be tired.

24, I see others persistent inexplicable sadness but forget that I am such a person.

25. Knowledge, like candlelight, can illuminate one person and countless people.

26. Unfortunately, time is still short, and we will strive for the first place. Fine row is also a long time, who is better than enter the dragon? !

27. Life is tiring. I'm not tired now, but I'll be more tired later. Life is hard. It's not bitter now, but it will be more bitter in the future.

28. Those who touch people with sincerity will respond with sincerity.

29. One person after another came into our lives, walked side by side, drifted away, and then refused and forgot. When we knew this, we began to grow up, learned to hide our troubles in beer and silence, but tossed and turned in memories until one day we found that all this was fate and could not be changed.

30. Will you think of me and ask yourself why you didn't cherish her at the beginning?

3 1, talent is to use the same intelligence as others in different places.

32. Strong-willed and interested in music.

33. Be gentle, but don't compromise. We should be calm and unhurriedly strong.

34. Ideal is the beacon. Without ideals, there is no firm direction; No direction, no life.

35. Positive people see an opportunity in every worry, while negative people see some kind of worry in every opportunity.

36. Life is really like this hard liquor. It won't be so delicious without repeated refining!

37. No matter how good you are, some people will despise you. No matter how down and out you are, there will always be people who will treat you like life.

38. 【 To be a loveless traveler is gone forever.

39. Knowing a person will move you, but seeing through a person will only make you feel cold.

40. Teenagers are strong.

4 1, we are all bugs, but I am a firefly.

42. Smile often, and good luck will come naturally!

43. The real measure of our wealth is how much we are worth when we have no money.

Hope is the faithful sister of bad luck.

45, its body is right, can not be ordered; His body is not straight, although he disobeys. (The Analects of Confucius and Tao)

46. Don't be a fish on the knife.

47. If there is a mountain, there is a 100 road through it.

Happy personality signature after 00

1, I don't believe in eternal love, because I will only love you more and more every day. 2. I suddenly found that everyone around me was very happy, except me.

3. Do you like a person? You haven't given up yet.

4, the so-called true love, that is, after the breakdown of love, I can still take out a sincere heart to treat you.

Let me love you for two days, with or without you.

6, eyes embarrassed, because tears are turbid and love embarrassed, because of the persistence of deception.

7. The most eternal happiness in the world is ordinary, and the longest possession in life is cherish.

I don't know what to say. I just miss you very much at this moment.

9. Finally, I said I hate you. But I hate you because I love you.

10, in the days when we grow old together, there are colorful lights because of our friends.

1 1, emotional wounds are difficult to heal, even if the wounds heal, they will leave dazzling scars.

12, thank you for your indifference and know my self-love.

13. I will never forget the sweet time with you.

14, the only thing that can wash away everything is time. The longer the time, the weaker the conflict, just like tea that is constantly diluted.

15, you gave me a meter of sunshine, but it gave me a lifetime of vicissitudes.

16, I tried to give up perfectly, and it was really practical. You left, I left, and you and I separated.

17, alone, listening to the songs of two people, so warm and sad.

18, the day I met you was the starting point of our life happiness, but falling in love with you was my life happiness!

19, I don't care if there is anyone outside you or who you marry, as long as you don't leave me.

20. I want to go that way, and I can see the beautiful flowers blooming there.

2 1 Whether on the unknown horizon or in the corner of the sea, I hope that one day, when I am too old to lose my teeth, it is you who will hold hands with me to watch the sunset and see the clouds rolling.

22, endless acacia blood and tears throw red beans, spring flowers can not finish.

23. I hope I can hold your hand and walk with you one day. It's romantic.

24. He always calls me Neil. Sometimes he will call me daughter-in-law, my wife before going to bed, my wife in the morning and my baby when I am happy.

25. When we are in love, we call what we say an oath. When love is gone, the oath is called death.

26, always so worthless, running to your space every day, and then melodramatic deletion of access records, I want to slap myself.

27. Knowing that you will lose your freedom, knowing that this is a life-long contract, you are willing to make a promise in order to get each other and make them happy.

28. If one day you get old and your teeth fall out, I will still kiss your toothless gums.

29. Apart from a cold front, it is a warm front. I hope our relationship can become a quasi-static front.

30. It is better to find someone who loves you than to find someone who loves you. Being loved is happy.

3 1, knowing each other is providence, knowing each other is human intention, adding up is friendship, and feeling is intentional. We can be together because our hearts are connected.

32. Loving you is a decision I have no regrets in my life. All the stars in the sky are my eyes staring at you. No matter how it ends, I know: I love you the most in my life!

33. Will you think of me after a long time and ask yourself why you didn't cherish me in the first place?

34. Love is the tacit understanding between heart and heart, and it is the feeling that two children don't have to guess.

35, flowers from Shui Piao to water, a kind of acacia, two kinds of leisure. There is no way to eliminate this situation, only frown and mind.

36, love is very strange, everything cares, and finally everything can be forgiven; As Tagore said: eyes are raining for her, but heart is holding an umbrella for her.

37. My brother told me: Sister, you must not be taller than me when looking for a boyfriend in the future, otherwise I am afraid that he will bully you and I will not hit him.

38. We let go of our self-esteem, pride and willfulness just because we can't let go of one person.

I like to see you in a hurry, because it's because I know you love me.

40. Thank God for letting me meet you, whether we have a future or not!

4 1, I will quarrel with you, but I will not leave you, no matter friendship or love.

42. Imagine me as a kite. Either let me go or take it home. Don't bind me with an invisible emotion, it will break my heart.

43. Sometimes the smallest thing will occupy the biggest space in your heart.

44. The ends of the earth are willing to walk hand in hand with you. This is the rhythm of happiness.

45. There must be something wrong with my eyes, because my eyes are always helplessly taken away from you.

46. A faint glance is your earnest commitment, and a quiet moment is my life. I don't want to leave you.

47. Be grateful! Thank you for accompanying me all the way through the long years!

48. It is snowing outside the window. I made a cup of coffee until it was cold, and then I knew I was thinking of you again. How can you understand my expectations!

49. If two people have a long relationship, sooner or later. Dear baby, I can't stay with you forever, but my heart will always be with you.

50. Love is not looking at each other, but looking at the same direction together.

5 1, only you cherish my feelings, only you understand my heart, and only you accept my love.

52. sogou really loves Lin Xiao. He became Lu Shao, but he loved her in different ways.

53. What is love? It turns out that no matter whether you are good or bad, you just want to treat it gently, even if you are deeply hurt, you can't bear to hate it.

54. Walking hand in hand is called love!

I met you in this beautiful Phoenix. This will be a wonderful memory in my life. Beautiful encounter.

56. If you wear flats because you are waiting for me to take you away one day, now is the time.

57. If I love you, I will fight with you. Otherwise, why gamble my youth on tomorrow?

58. I hope I am the only one to take care of you when you are sick, and I hope you won't get sick.

59. Girl, don't you look up and give your eyes to the dog easily?

60. Loving you is a warm sadness, a romantic feeling, a gentle gesture, and a love that I want to say but have to say!

6 1, I want to hug you too, but the crowd is too crowded, and you will never be the only one for me.

62. Inadvertent meeting, casual separation, life is always like this, very helpless.

Thank you for always accompanying me, rain or wind, please remember that I have always been there.

64. Fortunately, you are just a star along the way, and you can't take anything away.

65. Life is more interesting than TV plays. I have a rehearsal. What about us?

66. From now on, we will walk together, and we will have delicate ideas together.

67. Happiness is actually very simple. It's sweet to have grandpa with you, even if it's just getting up early with a glass of water.

68. On the long journey of life, we almost passed by. You gently hold my hand. I wish these warm hands could hold me forever!

69. At night, with the gentle eyes of the stars, it will become beautiful.

70. Take good care of your daughter-in-law and don't let her bully my daughter-in-law.

7 1, I have no time to participate in your past, and I won't miss your future again! In sincerity, get to know you; Linxi is with you day and night.

72. I don't want a short tenderness, as long as you accompany me for a lifetime.

73. If you drink your own wine of love, you will be thirsty for a lifetime without refilling it.

74. I still don't understand why time will let us meet people who love each other but can't be together.

75. Life is only a few decades. I will constantly fill the time and space I have with happiness and ignore all the unhappiness. You are the source of my happiness.

76. What's it like to love someone? I said good night and wanted to say good night.

77. I know you don't love me, but I miss you like a flood.

78. The most beautiful vows are the most affectionate conversations when we are together. From then on, we are no longer alone, and our world is dependent on each other.

79. Meeting you is accidental, liking you is natural, falling in love with you is firm, getting you is pleasant, and accompanying you all your life is inevitable.

80. Unconsciously, our love has gone through a whole year, during which we have all experienced a lot.

8 1, I am strong, at least I won't be deleted without saying goodbye like you.

82. You are the Eastern Hemisphere and I am the Western Hemisphere. Together, we are the whole earth.

83. Thinking of you is a kind of beautiful sadness and sweet melancholy, but in my heart, it is a kind of warmth that no language can express.

84. I must be a shiny psycho in your mediocre life.

85. Wear the most beautiful wedding dress at the right age and marry the safest person.

86. Love forever, the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, and heaven and earth are integrated. These are all lies of love. I just need to hold your hand until the last second of my life!

87. Blame me me. I can't hide my love. Dark circles are telling you.

Funny personality, saying some unique quotations that I have never heard.

1. Emotion is a beast that hurts people. Once released, it will definitely see blood.

2. I am so indifferent, I don't eat fireworks, I don't smell the secular outside the window.

Remember, if you like a woman, you need to spend time and energy to make her like you. You are too indecisive, impatient and persistent, and your mentality is often unstable.

The weak like hope, and the strong can only save themselves.

5. For a moment, I was wrong in Qian Qian; It's hard to change in a hundred days, but it's hard to cross Qian Qian. Thousands of Murong Sheng, ten thousand Phalaenopsis.

6. May your peach blossom, the wind blow over the mountains and the years be like dusk.

7. I don't know what this is about. Today, there are thousands of thoughts, and countless barrage flies by!

8. Bite such a straight hook! This is an insult to the dignity of fish!

9. I have a pure land in my heart! Even if the pure land is full of filth.

10. I embarked on a road longer than memory, accompanied by the loneliness of pilgrims.

1 1. The biscuits are all broken. It's okay. It will break in your mouth.

12. Maybe it's because I've been a gangster since ancient times, so you don't love me.

13. Under your sacred gaze, I became what you needed. In your bitter tears, I became a kite that failed to fly. I died in the corner where everyone passed by. I am on the edge of a cliff favored by a bunch of people, singing the cold wind of a thousand years.

14. In the lonely years, I met happiness. I miss the silence in the madness. I met an unidentified partner in an unknown street. I sorted out a cold mood in the hot weather.

15. Extreme peace is often on the verge of collapse.