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What does it mean that the wind and the moon are increasing like the wind in a good year?

This is the opening congratulatory speech of Zhang Helun and Lang Heyan's cross talk: "Interesting Stories from Childhood". It means to wish the audience a good harvest this year, everything will go well and everything goes as they wish, and good things will continue to increase as time goes by.

The full text of the congratulatory message is: auspicious times and auspicious days are like the wind, good years and good moons are like the wind, increasing blessings and wealth, increasing longevity, longevity, mountains and rivers, longevity, wealth and benefit, noble children, filial sons and virtuous grandchildren. Prosperity and wealth come every year, wealth, power and a future.

Extended information:

Script of "Interesting Stories from Childhood":

Zhang: Dear audience friends, Happy New Year to everyone.

Lang: Happy New Year to you.

Zhang: I wish you auspicious times, auspicious days, and auspicious winds. May the winds and moons increase like the wind. May you be blessed with increased blessings and longevity. May you be blessed with longevity, may you have wealth, may you have noble children, may your children be filial, and may your grandchildren be honorable to you. , there will be prosperity and honor every year, wealth, power and a future. I didn't go to school either. Just these two auspicious words.

Lang: Look at this set of things.

Zhang: I feel very happy.

Lang: Right.

Zhang: Being able to stand on this stage.

Lang: Not bad.

Zhang: Celebrate the Chinese New Year with everyone.

Lang: Yes.

Zhang: To be honest, I can tell it from my eyes.

Lang: What do you see?

Zhang: Some viewers may not know much about us.

Lang: Oh, there are some I don’t know.

Zhang: Look, the obvious look in his eyes is that he is eating melon seeds under the stage and looking at the stage.

Lang: How is it?

Zhang: Thinking about it, who is this?

Lang: I said this person even vomited out the melon seeds.

Zhang: What did you say?

Lang: What a waste of time.

Zhang: Not famous either, just take a look.

Lang: I don’t know him yet.

Zhang: Oh my god, he looks like that.

Lang: Neither of us is good-looking.

Zhang: Especially this flattering one. Look at this long one. It's thicker but not taller. It's all waist except buttocks.

Lang: I am no longer a human being.

Zhang: Isn’t this a gas tank turned into a spirit?

Lang: Just wait.

Zhang: What’s wrong?

Lang: Can I be a gas tank?

Zhang: The voice of the audience.

Lang: That’s outrageous.

Zhang: When everyone takes a look, they actually know each other.

Lang: Yeah.

Zhang: There are also familiar ones.

Lang: Yes.

Zhang: Let me introduce myself briefly.

Lang: Please tell me quickly.

Zhang: My name is Zhang Helun, and the person next to me is the gas tank.

Lang: Yes, who said that.

Zhang: Teacher Mei.

Lang: What are you doing, Teacher Mei? I am also a three-character person, but I am not a gas tank.

Zhang: There are also human names.

Lang: Yes, what is the name of a human being? It is a human being.

Zhang: My surname is Lang, and my name is Lang Heyan.

Lang: It’s me.

Zhang: It’s quite famous now.

Lang: I don’t dare.

Zhang: It’s true. Some friends may think that since I come from the 399 Directors Club, I look a bit unattractive, and I do feel that.

Lang: I don’t look good.

Zhang: Really, if you stop here, tell everyone, where is your neck? Extremely embarrassing.

Lang: What’s this?