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Write a perfect composition of 600 words for my Tik Tok fans.
Now many young people are brushing Tik Tok, but surprisingly, the elderly grandfather has become a fan of Tik Tok.
One day, grandpa called me in front of me, looked at his mobile phone and said, Yihao, your living habits are very unhealthy now. You should learn to use this immortal rule. As soon as I saw it, I immediately pulled up 500 million black lines on my face, and my head looked like an inflatable balloon, because it said that when I washed my hair, I should wash it with egg liquid first, then with vinegar, and finally with hot water, so my hair would become black and shiny, which is very good for people's health.
No, grandpa is possessed, even believe this! My heart seems to have fallen into the abyss, but I dare not disobey the emperor's will. Grandpa began to wash my hair. Egg juice is like a naughty child, and the juice flows all over my hair, as if it had coated my hair with a layer of styling liquid. Wash it with vinegar again, it will be a long minute, and it is also the time to update my world outlook. A drop of vinegar flies into your mouth with egg liquid, and it feels like hot oil dripping. Finally, I am going to faint. I was dizzy by a healthy fruit juice. The hot water rushed down and finally ended.
As soon as I entered the room, grandpa said that I would never get sick again, because the toxin was discharged. I pulled my hair with a grain of salt, brushed it gently, and actually got a white lump. I actually believed it at that time, but I thought it was wrong. Hey, isn't this boiled egg? Oh, I see. This is unwashed egg liquid. Wash it in hot water for a long time and it will be cooked.
In order not to hurt grandpa's kindness, I nodded in distress situation, and then I went to the bathroom to wash my hair again. It took five or six times to wash off the sour smell.
Just as I was about to enter the house, I heard the voice of a healthy old lady popping out of grandpa's mobile phone. My heart sank (I often had a stomachache at that time), and then I heard my grandfather say to himself, Well, in this case, Yihao's illness will be completely cured. Come back and let him try. Hearing this, I rushed out of the room in fear.
Hey, what should I say when I meet such a grandfather who is obsessed with Tik Tok?
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