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It thundered and rained. It's funny.

It is raining and thundering. Stand under the tree and shout, I want to cross.

I want to pretend to be depressed without an umbrella when it rains. Results: I was beaten by my mother, and the cold came to take care of me again.

The most regrettable thing in life. There is nothing better than: no umbrella when it rains and no bowl when you eat.

Rain on Tanabata is God's minimum respect for single girls!

There are such people ~ what should I do if it rains? I miss you so much that I dare not call you for fear that I can't find the reason.

It rains when it rains! Silver shoes lined up to go swimming.

Oh, my God, it's for wind and rain. The land is used to grow flowers and grass. I am used to proving that the world is great.

Why does it rain? Because the earth is going to take a bath!

If it rains, let it rain. Why are you working so hard? My underwear is wet.

I like rainy days best, so I can save money without refueling.

It has been raining these days. I guess the jade emperor is crying. This must be an unhappy marriage. There are two possibilities. One is that the queen mother has left, and the other is that she won't leave.

I don't like rainy days in the south, it's not refreshing! Then there will be classes all afternoon.

Don't rain again. Even if it rains cats and dogs, I will go out tonight.

It's thundering and raining these days. Is it that the jade emperor has come to catch the seven fairies who stole the mortal world again?

I hate rainy days, dear. Please show up quickly, or I will tell my mother that you stole my hand.

Do you know why it rained the other day? In fact, this is the same as adding water to the pot before steaming steamed bread.

God, how long do you have to pee? Cann't pee? Or is there something wrong with the prostate? Damn rainy day.

If a drop of water falls from the sky, it is a tear I miss you; If there are countless water drops in the sky, don't think about it, it's raining!

I finally know why it rains every sports meeting, because every word here has a cloud, SB School.

Children who play computer games in thunder and rain, aren't you afraid to cross?

I was moved by thunder and rain.

You're not a little girl anymore. Don't always fantasize that one day a prince charming will suddenly appear and you will be happy. But you must firmly believe that two ordinary people who meet by chance are slowly inseparable from each other, and no matter what happens, they will face each other together. He will make you a cup of coffee when you are tired. When it thunders and rains at night, he holds you, so you won't be afraid. When he comes back from work, he can occasionally eat your soup. This is happiness and this is life.

Dear girl, where were you when it thundered and rained? Is anyone with you? I don't want to leave you alone, so I leave my arm with you, so dear you, where are you?

I don't like rain because she is afraid of thunder.

Drunk, drunk, I'm drunk too. For your trust, your tenderness, your loving words, my good sister, with me by your side, don't be afraid of the night, thunder and rain.

Take an umbrella when it rains, cover your ears when it thunders, and keep out the sun every day. As your exclusive black knight for 24 hours, you will care for my proud little princess all your life.

Thunder, rain, lightning, thinking that you are experiencing the same experience as me, you will not be so scared.

When I was a child, I was most afraid of thunder and rain at night; Now, I am willing to stand in the wind and rain and wait for your arrival.

When it thunders and rains, I snuggle up to the person I care about most.

At the moment of thunder, you will be afraid, not rainy.

It is raining in my city. I remember you were afraid of thunder, and I was afraid of rain, because it would rain if it thundered.

Thunder, lightning and rain. That thunder is my miss for you, that electricity is my concern for you, and that rain is my wish for you. But don't stand under the tree, or you can't blame me for being struck by lightning.

The wind is very strong, that is my infatuation with you; It's raining, because my love for you touches the sky; The thunder is loud, that's me calling I love you.

When clouds collide, it will inevitably thunder and rain, but our friendship can shine forever like a rainbow after rain.

You said you'd forget it would thunder in rainy days when you were with me ~

You are tired from work. I'll make you a cup of coffee. When it thunders and rains at night, you hold me, so I'm not afraid. I think this is the happiness I want.

Rain or thunder, cloudy or sunny, happy or sad, I think you are always with me.

Tell me about the interesting rain.

1. Sleeping is also an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art.

2. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I am in Sina Weibo and you are in Tencent Weibo.

What makes me proud and proud is that until now, the earth is still being trampled by me.

Dear, let's dye our hair white together, so that we can grow old together.

5. Life is like a news broadcast. You can't escape by changing the channel.

6. Youth is like toilet paper. When you use it, you feel quite a lot. When you use it, it will be gone.

7. The cat said to the mouse: I tried to protect you but forgot that I was a cat.

8. Since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush after drinking.

9, others open the window, the oncoming is the fragrance of flowers. I opened the window, and with a bang, a few flew in front of me …

10, if I go down one day, remember, I'll come up for you.

1 1, Jimmy wrote in the book, I always meet the most beautiful surprises in the deepest despair.

12. Take a closer look at my slap. It really suits your face.

13, Part I: You are the principal, Part II: I am a teacher. Horizontal batch: two idiots.

14. Every time you don't take a taxi, there are many cars ahead. Every time you take a taxi, you can't get it. ...

15, unrequited love is a courtesy, narcissism is a pride, love is a style, and not love is a taste.

16. I log on to QQ every day not to chat, but to see if he is here.

17, although I can't help all beings, I can harm all.

18, life is only beautiful, not brilliant!

19. Smart people play jokes on themselves, while stupid people play jokes on others.

20. The most painful thing in the world is to be awakened by a deep sleep.

2 1, a heartless person giggled with the air.

22. The summer vacation is not over yet, and I am already looking forward to the winter vacation.

23. Everyone is like a blank sheet of paper. When it was filled by God, it was thrown into the trash can. However, everyone has colorful? .

24. Every section of the road is an understanding.

25. The three words that make people cry most easily are "Don't cry".

26, this second, I want to live mercilessly.

Although wrestling hurts, it doesn't hurt so much to see others fall together.

28. Learn to disguise, but learn not to be strong.

29. The real marriage law that can prevent divorce is: after divorce, the house belongs to the state.

30 and so on. , is a kind of expectation, etc. , is a kind of attachment, etc. , is a kind of nostalgia.

3 1, change seasons, naturally change boyfriends.

32, a little more happiness, less trouble. Sleep when you are tired and laugh when you wake up.

33, delete the man, don't add a second time. Men who get dumped don't look twice.

I can't learn your free and easy, so I can't escape the pain you gave me after all.

35, women, the most terrible time is not outbursts, but after makeup removal.

36. Learning is like garbage, it will only accumulate.

37. I can't say anything, but I know in my heart that there are some things that I can't go back, but I once existed.

38. Life is not simple. Try to live simply.

39. Some things take time to mature, and some people finally know.

40. Love is like two people pulling a monkey's rubber band. People who give up are always hurt. ...

4 1, for immature people, freedom is not sloppy.

42. I want to be oxygen and the courage you must live. I want to be air and a necessity for your survival.

43. I stand where there is light, but I can't see the sun.

44. You have two choices: ① Get out at once; (2) Just roll right away. Of course, you can also choose to roll right away.

45. The large-scale disaster film "Opening School" will be shown simultaneously in cities all over the country.

46. Children's shoes, we should use Mao Zedong's temperament to stifle Obama's spirit.

47. When I am dead, I have something to burn. Small things arouse the soul, big things dig the grave. Really miss me. Come down with me. just in case ...

48. If you pay fifty cents and I pay fifty cents, we will be together. You score 60 points, I score 60 points, so we are a piece of 2; You give me seven cents?

49. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I really want to chat with you, but I am on your blacklist. ...

50. It's sad to take a vacation and let go of all my knowledge in my sister's mind.

It is raining. Tell me something interesting.

Going out into the oven, walking is spicy, sitting is teppanyaki, or it stops raining, and it becomes boiled fish!

It is raining and thundering. Stand under the tree and shout, I want to cross.

Why does it rain? Because the earth is going to take a bath!

When it rains, collect clothes; Turn off the computer when it thunders.

I said that song was really nice. Not every song you like to listen to. You are still here on a rainy day, playing a familiar melody.

I like rainy days best, so I can save money without refueling.

My deskmate sent a text message to her date. Let's elope. Her appointment is raining.

Oh, my God, it's for wind and rain. The land is used to grow flowers and grass. I am used to proving that the world is great.

If you're fine, oh, shit. If you're good, that's good. If you are safe, the spare tire will always exist. If you are well, it will be sunny.

Woman, when you cry, it rains.