Funny sand sculpture circle of friends

You always say I'm lazy, yes, I like you and I'm too lazy to give up. I have compiled some funny friends to talk about, welcome to read!

1. You asked me why I didn't go out to play. This is sheer nonsense. If I had money, you wouldn't even see my shadow.

2. After Liu Hai has been around for a long time, suddenly meeting the street will be particularly insecure, and I always feel that others are watching me.

It's funny that people always say that I have a bad temper. I wish a lovely person like me had a good temper.

The biggest revenge for you is to live happier than you.

The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

6. Look under the bed when you are scared at night. Remember, you are not alone.

7. Is there a feeling that you feel fat overnight and feel small in a few days?

8. Don't always be hot and cold to me. In that case, I am afraid of catching a cold.

9. Love is like two people pulling a rubber band, and the injured one will always be the one who won't let go.

10, you did badly in the exam! It broke my heart, not to mention my parents.

1 1. When you want to receive a red envelope, open it and it says "another package".

12, I envy you for knowing me at such a young age.

13, I can tolerate that your oath is false, but I can't tolerate that even the money you gave is false. 14, follow me, don't you like it? If you don't like it, I will follow you.

15, everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend to be serious.

16, I have Xueba's blood hidden in my body. I order you to lift the seal in the name of Xueba.

17, I heard girls say that overlap is cute, and I have completely mastered this skill. I, I, I, I stutter.

18, when I love you, you hit me and scold me, and I endured it. I do not love you anymore. Please touch me again.

19, the invisible things are terrible, but isn't the human heart more terrible?

20. The weather is very cold. The place I want to go most is not only the bed, but also your arms.

2 1, try to get to know those people you hate, and you will find that the more you look at them, the more you hate them!

22. I recently read an unforgettable book and benefited a lot. I forgot the title and content. 23. People like me who don't even know a few famous brands sometimes don't even feel that others are showing off their wealth.

24, the most contradictory is, living a pig's life, but want the Monkey King's figure.

25. We are best friends. I'll give you a hand when you fall, but only after I finish laughing.

Many years ago, I planted a seed for reading, but it is still a seed.

27. When you are in love, love words are endless; After marriage, I lied again and again.

28. I'll hit you if I hit you. Do we have to choose a date?

29, single for a long time, let alone unscrew the bottle cap, I can unscrew the fire hydrant.

30. God closes a door for you, and then goes to wash and sleep.

3 1, once the seas dried up and the rocks crumbled, but it was difficult to get together and break up.

32. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

A simple person like me can't do such a thoughtful math problem.

Although it is good to go to bed early and get up early, it is also good to go to bed late and get up late.

35. I only need three steps to do the math problem now: look at the problem, write the solution, and start crying.

The above is a funny circle of friends, for everyone to enjoy, like to remember to collect!