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Qipa said Cai Kangyong's classic quotations

Qipa said Cai Kangyong's classic quotation

1. Fish can't swim out of the aquarium, but they can always see the world outside the aquarium ...

2. To live is to suffer. If the taste is too bitter, spit it out quickly and then rinse your mouth. If you can't spit it out and have to swallow it, then swallow it quickly. Whether you want to spit it out or swallow it, you just don't put the bitterness in your mouth and chew it carefully. Bitter taste exists to help us avoid bad luck next time, not to serve us every meal.

3. I love you, what's it to you ... This sentence-so cute, so sad, so precious, so pitiful.

4. The fable says:' Ants have been working hard to store food, while butterflies just spread their beautiful wings and fly freely. When winter comes, ants get through it safely, and butterflies freeze to death.' Baby, this fable, is it pity for butterflies? Still poor ants?

5. Maybe you don't like him, but some people who don't like him say things that make you very agree or useful.

6. I am often asked,' What is the meaning of life?' I probably replied,' Life has a taste, so meaning doesn't matter.' The ups and downs are all the flavors of life. It's interesting to have a taste and struggle ... Maybe someone asks,' What if my life is tasteless?' Hmm ... if there is no taste at all,' meaning' should not be able to remedy anything ...

7. Memories of love have never been those watches and necklaces you gave me, or even those sweet messages and photos. The most precious memorial of love is what you left on me, just like the rivers left on the terrain, and the changes you have caused me.

8. When you have a very different idea from him, but you really want to convince him, you'd better not emphasize that this is your idea. You can make him feel that you were "inspired by him" before you came up with this idea. This is the most labor-saving, because everyone will not be against their own ideas.

9. Talent is very similar to the meat frozen in the refrigerator. No matter how good the meat is, it will be sour and smelly if it is frozen for too long. If you know that you have talent, it's just like knowing that there is frozen meat in your refrigerator. It's nothing to be arrogant about. It's better to use that talent to make something than to store a pile of sour meat, stuff your refrigerator, and finally break it.

1. Not when we are happy ... Well, not when we are happy. On the contrary, it is a pity that we have the opportunity to find out how much we can love ...

11. Two drops of rain in a cloud are in love. Other raindrops nearby are very cold, and they will fall soon anyway, so why bother? But these two drops of rain still have to fall in love. Soon this day came, the clouds turned into rain, and drops fell one after another. The two drops of rain in love embraced and fell. They were ready to fall to the ground and disappear, but just before they disappeared, they changed from two drops to one drop.

12. Only when you are needed by others can you clearly feel your existence. So when you are in love, you feel strongly needed, and you will have a clear sense of existence. What if you have never had a chance to fall in love, but you still want to have a sense of existence? Maybe you can choose loved ones, friends, classmates, etc. who have a good impression and establish a deeper relationship. You should also feel needed and have a sense of existence.

13. Every time you do something, it's best to pursue only one goal that you care about most, and the rest can be compromised, so that the chances of achieving the goal are high.

14. You are in love, but the person you love sometimes doesn't really exist. He may just be an innocent white wall, and you are crazy about it, projecting all the love movies you most yearn for on him.

15. We people have been filled with hope since birth. An alert person will throw away the hope that others have forced on us all the way, leaving his hands free to hold his own hope. If you are not alert, there is nothing wrong with living with the darling that others have forced on us, and it is not even unfortunate.

16. Do you need a year in college? Do you need to study in junior high school and senior high school? Do primary schools need to study for years? After graduation, I will be 2 years old. In this year, how many years have I dozed off in the classroom? How many years are boring winter and summer vacations? Finally, from this production line, whew, this year-old man slipped into the carton to be transported. Won't he have been tortured to the brink of freshness?

17. Temperament can be faked, and you can usually pretend that you don't wear it all night; And a sense of humor can't be faked, not for a minute. So I cherish a sense of humor, far more than temperament.

18, you said, you will be old. I replied, no, you won't be old until we meet. If we never meet again, you will never get old. Love is our clockwork. If it doesn't turn, our music box will never turn.

19. Do you want to score early in life? Imagine that if a player only practices aiming, but always fails to shoot the ball and people don't play, I'm afraid it will be a waste of practice. There are many situations on the court, and only when you have experienced the situation can you know how to correct it and improve your shooting rate. If Kong Ming can't find a reed by holding a map all his life, he will only lie down without a dragon. No matter how accurate he aims, he won't get half a point. You want to score? You have to play early.

2. When you meet someone who is richer than you, please don't bow and scrape automatically, unless ... he wants to give you his money ... and usually rich people don't give money to people who bow and scrape casually, so why bother?

21. I don't want to judge a book by its cover. I have tried to see your soul, and as a result, your soul is no more beautiful than your appearance.

22. Want to have him? That's great, just, what can you have of him? Can you have his disease? Can you have his scar? Can you have his memories? It seems that none of them can. So, what can you have from him?

23. Love is not a religion. Religion is that after you feel it, you can further believe it. And love is that even if you feel it, you may not believe it. I have met some people who still don't believe how strongly they feel love.

24. Many people know words, but they only "read" and don't "read". They read road signs, documents and instructions, but they don't "read". That's a real pity. They obviously have wings, but they only use these wings to stir up the fire and deal with life. They don't believe that they can actually fly if they spread their wings.

25. The most important things in life are actually useless. Life is not for use. Love, glory, justice, dignity, and civilization, which have repeatedly saved me and comforted me in gloomy moments, are "useless" to many people, but I insist that these are the treasures of life and can withstand repeated pursuit.

26. The object of falling in love is better than you, not too stupid. As long as you are stupid enough, you will truly believe your promise and love will be established. Yeah, but. The object of love, it is best to be smarter than you, not too smart, as long as you are smart enough not to pursue your promise, love will continue.

27. "We all live in the ditch, but some people will look up at the stars in the sky from the ditch."

28. Beautiful people are not so hard to meet. It is hard to meet people who are beautiful and love us deeply. Because of deep love, we can enjoy the experience, and then understand their beauty, their beauty that is unknown to outsiders.

29. Sometimes we should have the courage to say "none of your business", or at least embrace this spirit. Many unrelated outsiders love to ask, "Why don't you get married?" "Why don't you have children?" Excuse me, what's it to you? Do you guarantee happiness when you get married and have children? Do you pay 1 million if you are unhappy? These people never feel rude. Give him a "none of your business" in return, or you can educate him.

3. If the means are evil, the whole thing is doomed to be evil. Some people or organizations say that they have to use evil means for just and beautiful goals. This statement can never be accepted! Once accepted, his methods will only become more and more evil, and just a beautiful goal will never be achieved. The world of endless concessions to evil is equal to poisoned soil, and all flowers become extravagant hopes.

31. You are important, because you are all you can have. You exist, the whole world exists. You can see the sunshine, and the whole world can see the sunshine. You lose balance, the world loses balance. You disappear, the world disappears. So you are important, you are all you can have.

32. In the world, the only time when returning goods, both parties will rush to admit their mistakes. Is it the return of love? ..... One side said: [I'm not good enough, you should find someone better than me! ], the other side said: [I don't want anyone else, I just want you! ] ... cried ... because even if we promised to return the goods ... there is no way to get compensation ...

33. The most memorable things in life are things that we can't tell.

34. Love is not a solid skating rink. Love is a frozen lake. We can hold hands on it and play lightly around our own circles, but no one will warn us that the ice will melt and crack in that second. At that second, we will fall into the cold water with laughter that suddenly freezes, lonely, struggling and feeling so cold.

35. Every subsequent laugh is just the real smile of the first time.

36. When you speak, you'd better consciously lower your voice, not only because it will disturb others if you are too loud, but because if you can't control your own voice well, it will make it difficult for others to trust your other abilities. For example, if a lion can't control his own pace well and always makes unnecessary noises, how can you believe that this lion can hunt deer?

37. You thought you missed him to the extreme, and it was impossible to miss him more. As a result, at an unexpected moment, you were successful, and you missed him a little more than you originally did.

38. If you envy the wealth of successful people, please don't blindly imitate what happens after they get rich. Those famous watches, bags and cars all happen after they get rich. If you persist in imitating them, you are just trying to be poor and happy. If you want to imitate them, just imitate what happened before they became rich. Their eagle-like exploration, snake-like concentration, ant-like searching and pupa-like patience are all insolent things.

39. I have kept the short message you sent me at that time without deleting it. Because I still need some evidence to prove that even you have loved me so much.

4. Moderate provocation can definitely make the conversation warm. Because everyone wants their opinions to be valued and discussed, instead of being perfunctory and nodding by a completely unprincipled person to cope with the past.

41. Because we love someone wholeheartedly, we feel that we are alive. This is the greatest reward we get from love. As for each other, how much love they can return to us, so it is not the most important thing ...

42. If I have wings, I guess I am the kind of person who can take off well, but can't land well, and it is easy to fall into a dog eating shit when landing ...

43. Some people's lives have no scenery because they only flow through the most convenient water pipes made by others. Don't pay attention to those water pipes, you will be a river if you really flow through one landscape after another.

44. I like you not because of homosexuality, nor because I like you, but because I like someone who happens to be of the same sex.

45. When I see that person now, I can't help but stop a little after the corner and imagine that if I hadn't broken up at the beginning, now it is this person beside me.

46. When you lose your temper with others, for example, accusing them of "only loving money", you will be corrected because they will fight back when they are hurt. But when you lose your temper with life and say angry words like "it's no use trying hard" and "things will never change", you won't be corrected, because others are fine, and what you hurt is only your confidence and fighting spirit in facing life, making yourself more and more boring.

47. The other person said, "I don't love you anymore. You are in a hurry and blurt out: "It doesn't matter! We can still be together! After that, you suddenly cried, not because you were sad that the other person didn't love you, but because at this moment, you suddenly realized that you had become a beggar of love.

48. The scenery we often see is that a person always looks up to and envies the happiness of others, only to find that he is being looked up to and envied when he looks back. In fact, everyone is happy. However, your happiness is often seen by others.

49. The world is very big, and there are many definitions of success. Don't call yourself a loser easily until you find your battlefield.

at 5, I found it difficult to swim, so I gave up swimming. When I met someone you like and asked you to swim, you had to say "I can't". At the age of 18, I found English difficult, so I gave up English. At the age of 18, I had to say "I can't" when I got a great job with English. The more troublesome you are in the early life, the more lazy you are to learn, and the more likely you are to miss the people and things that interest you and the new scenery later.

51. Is someone always bothering you in your life? Think about the plot of the legendary swordsman by Jin Yong, in which Ling Huchong and Tian Boguang were the three men: every time Tian Boguang cut Hu Ling, Hu Ling couldn't take the move, so he went to the cave for advice and the wind was clear, and finally he became a peerless trick step by step. If there were no pain in the ass like the devil's coach, we might not have the motivation to practice so actively.

52. Adults always want to keep their children in textbooks, but the real fun is outside the textbooks, in that endless sinister world.

53. We say: What we want is happiness, happiness, success, freedom, dream realization and touch eternity ... Actually, we still want to fall in love. When our love, obviously may endanger all this and contradict all this, we still have to fall in love ... "Without love, it's impossible ..." We muttered this to ourselves.

54. The reason why we are tired is that we often wander between persistence and giving up, vacillating. The reason why we worry is that our memory is too good, and what we should remember and shouldn't remember will remain in our memory. The reason why we suffer is that we pursue too much. The reason why we are unhappy is that we care too much, not that we have too little, but that we care too much.

55. Occasionally, there will be such a soft and pampered moment in this world, which always makes us hard to believe: heaven and earth actually have no ability to care about our survival ...

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