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Why does Beijing become Peiping when it snows?
Because Beiping-the most vulgar and dirty Beijing cursed by celebrities such as Tang Ruoshi and Xie Zaihang in the Ming and Qing Dynasties-was suddenly recognized as the most elegant and beautiful city in China in the years before the war. Even the dust in Beiping, which is three feet windless, has become antique and seems to contain the ashes plundered by the Yuan, Ming and Qing empires. History museums in emerging small countries in Europe and America send people to put the bottles back for exhibition. After the capital moved south, Beiping lost its political role. At the same time, like all useless and outdated things, it has become a display with historical value. Just like a tattered junk stall renamed as a colorful antique shop, although there is no difference in fact, it has greatly changed the psychology of customers. How cold and embarrassing it is to buy cheap things in thrift stores! But if you want to go to an antique shop, you have to have money, hobbies and discernment. In this way, people who used to disdain to pick up second-hand goods now come to buy antiques. People who originally wanted to patronize second-hand goods stalls now have another identity, which can be regarded as elegant collectors of antiques. At that time, as long as you lived in Beiping, you could boast to your friends in Nanjing or Shanghai as if it were a title and qualification. It is as ridiculous to say that Shanghai and Nanjing will produce artistic culture as to say that hands, feet or waist and abdomen outside the brain can think. The discovery of the remains of "Beijingers" in Zhoukoudian proves the Excellence of Beiping residents. "Beijingers" are the most progressive monkeys, just as Beijingers are the most civilized people in China. Therefore, there was a "Beijing School" in the newspaper at that time, and intellectuals traced back to "Beijingers" as the founders of the school. Therefore, although Beijing was renamed Beiping, they did not call themselves "Pingpai". Almost all schools in Beijing are from the south. Those southerners are proud of living in Beiping, as if Jews love their naturalized country and talk nonstop.
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