Humorous greetings from Mid-Autumn Festival

1, Mid-Autumn Festival, when the mobile phone rings, the blessing will arrive. The moon cakes are delicious, and the family is reunited and in a good mood. Keep smiling. Now come with me to the market. Pig dealers are waiting to buy you. Happy holidays.

The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, and pigs set off firecrackers. Only pigs are upset, and pigs don't understand the mystery. The pig said that Chang 'e laughed at her mobile phone and all the perverts around her saw it. SMS to bless, Chang 'e is laughing, Bajie is quiet, remember to look at the bright moon.

Three, nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Just tell you nothing, happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

4. Opponents should choose smart, capable and powerful; Love should be gentle as water and sweet as honey; Colleagues should choose those who work hard and have no temper, and friends should choose those with pig's head and runny nose. Stop looking and wipe your nose. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

5. How time flies! Autumn wind has come quietly. Because you are cute, I take good care of you. Cover the quilt at night, leave a pig's head outside, sleep and chew a bone. I heard that calcium supplementation is like that. Don't scold me for being too bad. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

6.8/kloc-0.5, Mid-Autumn Festival, the animal forest is also crazy. Lions roar, hundreds of birds sing, bears and elephants are playing. Let's go on holiday together. Only pigs are quiet. Turn on the phone and read the text messages. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, pig!

7. I miss you day after day. Lonely I still haven't changed. When will the beautiful dream appear? Honey, I really want to see you again! But I just can't find out which pigsty you are locked in!

8. Although I am a house girl, I have a connotation; My little girl is alone at home, so lonely! I remember we were destined for each other, just because you were a little rude. Today, I don't think you are ugly anymore. Mid-Autumn Festival, Brother Pig, be happy and come and play when you are free!

On the Mid-Autumn Festival in September and August 15, lions roared, hundreds of birds sang and bears and elephants jumped happily, making the festival very lively. Only the pig didn't say anything, so he turned on his mobile phone and read the short message: Happy August 15th, pig!

10, Dear customers, this is our Mid-Autumn Festival weather forecast: It is expected that there will be discounts in most areas of our store on the Mid-Autumn Festival, funny surprises in some areas, and a windfall lottery along the checkout area. We look forward to your visit and wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!