Wonton for mother-child reunion

In the morning, an important event happened at the wonton stall opened by Anhui people.

I don't know two women, because a bowl of wonton has become an enemy.

At 8: 05 in the morning, two women came in at the same time and ordered a bowl of wonton. Find a good position, sit down, Liu Cuiqin watch mobile phone, Wang Lili coax children.

Anhui boss has a buddy who is a little hard of hearing and is in his sixties. He put the freshly made wonton among them, wiped the table with a rag and left.

Liu Cuiqin put a spoonful of spicy oil in the bowl. The opposite Wang Lili was very unhappy and said:

"I arrived first."

Liu Cuiqin also ignored her, not only put a spoonful of spicy oil, but also added a spoonful of vinegar and said:

"Only when you go to the toilet can you pay attention to first come and then arrive. What, are you in a hurry to go to the toilet? "

Hearing this, the Wang Lili put down the child, moved the bowl to her and said:

"If you say so, then I can't discuss it."

She moved the bowl, and Liu Cuiqin was not a fuel-efficient lamp. She stuck her hand in the bowl and said:

"You have nothing to discuss, and I have nothing to discuss."

Say that finish, pick up the spoon, take out a small wonton and put it in your mouth.

Wang Lili was completely enraged. She didn't eat wonton or get stuck in a bowl. She looked at Liu Cuiqin. When Liu Cuiqin finished the third wonton, Wang Lili vomited two saliva in the bowl and said:

"Eat your wonton, or you're a son of a bitch."

Liu Cuiqin is in her fifties and lives so big, but no one dares to spit in her bowl, let alone call her mother a bitch. Immediately the fire emit three zhangs, pointing to Wang Lili's nose:

"Little bitch, who do you call a bitch?"

Wang Lili also not to be outdone:

"You bitch, you bitch, your whole family is a bitch!"

Diners who eat wonton around are persuading. The more we persuade them, the greater their anger. Liu Cuiqin kicked Wang Lili in the stomach. Wang Lili pulled Liu Cuiqin's hair. It doesn't matter if she didn't tear it. She pulled off Liu Cuiqin's wig. Liu Cuiqin began to go bald in her thirties.

Liu Cuiqin can no longer control his emotions. While crying for mom and dad, and Wang Lili continue to tear bar. Six-year-old children in Wang Lili saw their mother being bullied, and they also joined the ranks of bullying. His little fist went straight to Liu Cuiqin's stomach.

The fight was not in vain, and both of them hung up.

Although Wang Lili and his son went into battle, two against one, they never tore Liu Cuiqin. She has her period, so she has no strength. She was kicked to the ground by Liu Cuiqin. Judging from the scene, Liu Cuiqin won. Since we won, it doesn't matter whose wonton belongs to. Liu Cuiqin wanted to go, and Wang Lili on the ground clung to her left leg. Wang Lili made a phone call, made a phone call.

Two minutes later, a big waist, kind of strong man finally came to the scene, see Wang Lili fell to the ground, long hair, hung up the color in the face, the left eye was blue, word, immediately looked at by Wang Lili Liu Cuiqin holding the leg:

"Elder sister, what's the situation?"

Liu Cuiqin was startled by this strong man, and his tendons were like mountains. At this time, the tone of Liu Cuiqin softened:

"What's more, you ask your wife."

Li-Wang Li pointed to the strong man on the ground and gasped:

"Are you still a man? Hit her for me. "

Strong man calmed down and said:

"Lili, get up first, so many people are watching."

Lee-fight ate kui, stomach was kicked again, suddenly cooled down, first pointed to the strong man, and pointed to the Liu Cuiqin:

"Fuck you, you hit her for me, you kill her, and I'll be your wife."

Strong man facial features crowded together, stand up:

"Well ... where did you say?"

Wang Lili's child stood there crying with a "wow".

At this moment, a gentle man came in with glasses on his nose and smooth skin. He heard from his neighbor at the door that his wife was fighting with someone at the wonton stall. Just came in, he saw Wang Lili lying on the ground, and Liu Cuiqin, his face was painted and bald. Willy-nilly, he punched Liu Cuiqin in the other face. Liu Cuiqin, who is in her fifties, was hit with stars and blood in her nostrils.

See Lao tze hit people, Wang Lili's son cried again, tearing Lao tze's trouser legs and said:

"Dad, dad, mom just said he would be a wife for this uncle."

Say that finish, cry more fierce.

The gentle man and the strong man looked at each other, and the strong man smiled and left without saying anything.

Liu Cuiqin fell to the ground, not venting for a long time, and said to call 120. At this moment, Liu Cuiqin sat up, as if very sad, patting ground to say:

"Mom, hit someone, you are mom and dad."

Wipe the nosebleed, wipe it on the bald head, and wipe it like a gourd ladle. The gentle man blushed, moved a chair and held his son in his arms.

"Son, what did you just say?"

Before his son could speak, Liu Cuiqin screamed again, and his wig fell to the ground. Crying at the top of her lungs, her face wrinkled and her tears dried up. Liu Cuiqin's daughter came in and saw her mother sitting on the ground crying and asked what was going on. When Liu Cuiqin saw the reinforcements coming, he got bold and said:

"This dog man hit me."

Liu Cuiqin's daughter, full of big waves, flutters on her shoulders, with strong hips and thick waist, which looks very spacious. Dalang just wanted to fight Svennan, so he gave him a look. Oh, my God, it turned out to be an acquaintance, not only an acquaintance, but also an acquaintance. They had dinner together, not only eating, but also watching movies. They still sleep together. Not only did he sleep, but Sven-nan also promised to marry Dalang. Later, I didn't get married and slept with Dalang eight times. Big waves always fart under the covers. Sven-nan couldn't stand it anymore and disappeared from the big wave life like a fart.

Big waves carefully studied the gentle man from top to bottom. Yes, this is the guy. His skin is as tender as water and can be broken like a girl's skin. I slept with myself a year ago, but then I disappeared. With new hatred and old hatred, big waves lifted Sven-Nam from his chair, slapped him and said:

"This slap is for my mother."

Then a slap in the face:

"This slap is for myself. Eat my mother, drink my mother, and the money for opening a house is also from my mother. "

Thumb and forefinger than a "eight", thick waist turned a circle, at the people around you:

"I slept with my mother eight times, and once I had my period, this dog man forced me to get gynecological diseases."

Glared at didn't have to say, sven man, began to default, at her:

"Who are you?"

I haven't seen him for a year. Big Wave can't remember his name for a moment. Suddenly he remembered his own physiological characteristics and pointed to the gentle man's chest and said:

"You have a big round mole on your left chest."

Good gestures, forefinger and thumb rub into a small circle and say to them:

"About this big."

Wang Lili don't cry don't make, holding the son said to sven man:

"Go home to say again. It is enough not to talk about this day. "

Sven-nan was furious and remembered the strong man just now. His wife actually wanted to be his wife. There are some moths hidden inside, and he spoke regardless:

"Yes, make it clear. If you don't make it clear, we will get a fucking divorce. "

Li-Wang Li pointed to the big waves and looked at the gentle man:

"I don't want to talk about it, just divorce. You can marry this woman."

A curl of big wave mouth:

"Who wants it? Give it to me. I feel sick. I slept with my mother eight times for less than eight minutes. Bah, disgusting! "

Liu Cuiqin stood up from the ground and suddenly knew the affair between her daughter and this gentle man. It turned out that this man made his daughter suffer from gynecological diseases, crying and pulling Sven man's hair, and the big waves also tore it.

Sven-Nam's shirt and underwear were torn, revealing his left chest. Sure enough, there is a big, round mole.

Wang Lili ignored Liu Cuiqin and walked out of the wonton restaurant with long hair. The son looked back at his father and cried that the wonton restaurant was going to fall down.

Dalang won, and so did Liu Cuiqin. I let myself eat a bowl of wonton first, picked up my wig, washed it under the tap, put it on, and my head was not bald and my eyebrows were not wrinkled.

The mother and daughter walked out of the wonton restaurant and wanted to go to the community hospital to prescribe some medicine. They met a strong man in the registration hall. The strong man seems to be stronger than before, holding a young girl with a smile on his face and covering his slightly protruding stomach. Dalang is planning to register. When he touched his trouser pocket, he didn't know when his wallet was gone. He thought he might have left it at the wonton restaurant after the fight, so he went back to look for it. Wonton shop, look at all scattered, Anhui boss there with soliloquize:

"Two bowls of wonton are served together, one bowl is served first, and then taken away by deaf people."

Say it again:

"What's the hurry!"

Suddenly remind of what, said to the deaf:

"In this case, two bowls will be served together."

Dude with a bowl of wonton, turned to look at him:

"What did you say?"