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Tell me about the robbery.

1. There are no light chasers on Anhe Bridge, no gentle villages in Storybrooke, no whales by Lake Baikal, and there will be no more you in my world.

I once loved you wholeheartedly. Although the ending is not satisfactory, I don't regret it.

I don't want to waste any more tears about what I can solve after a glass of wine. It's really hard to like someone who doesn't belong to me It's not even right to be jealous.

You promised me everything, but you gave me nothing. I promised nothing, but I gave you everything.

5. Sprinkle salt on the wound. Although it hurts, it is still the fastest way to heal the wound.

6. He doesn't love you, and your infatuation is a burden to others.

7. In the past, we fantasized about what kind of people we would become in the future. Now, we have become people we don't like.

8. When you hear something obviously irrelevant, you will turn around and think of you.

9. In all jokes, serious words are hidden, and those seemingly incomprehensible responses are probably the most euphemistic refusal.

10. Some of my departures have been planned for a long time, but mine is accumulated disappointment.

be all tears

Do you need a reason to love someone? Maybe not. What does it take to love someone? Yes, and no regrets!

The difference between love and liking is simple. If you like flowers. You will water it and take it off if you like!

Love and dreams are beautiful things. You can feel them without listening, speaking or translating.

What speed should I go to see you?

I know what it is. No, no.

We seldom use the word "love" between us, but she told me that love should be shouted out, or we would pass by.

You are the butter on my bread and the indispensable breath in my life!

Accidents are a part of life, what should come will come, and you can't escape if you want to!

People can't hide three things: cough, poverty and love. The more you hide it, the more you will know shattered glass.

When the sailboat passes by, if she turns around, I will tell her that I love her!

The so-called love is nothing more than the escape of those who lack the ability to be alone. People say that love is selfless, but love is the most selfish.

Many things are gone, just like fireworks lost in the wind, which made me disappear before I could say goodbye.

It turns out that people are also like this when they are lonely.

It's a lifetime A year, a day or an hour is not a lifetime.

You said, "I love you" and I said, "Wait." I should say "take me away" and you say "go away"

I love your withered face more than your former beauty.

Happier than me. Take care of yourself without me. If you feel sad outside, come back. I will still love you and take care of you.

If only I knew how to abandon you!

Stay or come with me!

Don't forget what you once had. Cherish what you can't get. Don't give up what is yours. What has been lost, stay as a memory!

Why do you want to accommodate me? Accommodate for a while, not for a lifetime. You won't be happy with me.

One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs. Then one day, you will find that you have really forgotten what you tried to forget.

Speaking of tears.

Speaking of tears.

First, life is only a few decades. No matter how fleeting the wind and smoke are, it will also give you more poetry and more legendary fate. After all, I can't stand the ruthless time of turning around in the lush years. Perhaps, everyone, from the moment you came to this world, the fate of your life has been robbed, and God has arranged it for you in the dark. Although, you may turn around a thousand times, ups and downs. But in fact, it has never deviated from its destiny.

Second, hold a curtain on your mind, hold a clear spring, and look down on the glitz of fleeting time and the impermanence of the world. Persistent pursuit, even if the outcome is not satisfactory, no regrets. What is lost through the fingers is the lost years, which shed the residual cocoon and precipitated the essence of memory. Time flies, I lean against the old tree and listen to the whispers of the night. In the corner of memory, for a long time, I don't tell my farewell.

Third, the twists and turns on the road of life, smooth and happy are fate. Don't be afraid of its impermanence, although sometimes it comes and goes without a trace, and don't obey it and let it be at its mercy just because it is grotesque. Half is in our hands, and the other half is in God's hands. The harder we work, the stronger the half we have, and the more we get. When you are desperate, don't forget that you have half the fate; When you get carried away, don't forget that God holds the other half in his hand.

Fourth, if you want to achieve greatness, you must first have an atmosphere; If you want to enjoy great happiness, you must go through great difficulties first. Ancient and modern sages, right things not people; Pedantic people are not suitable for people. The difference between the two is tolerance. The king's temperament can accommodate people and things. This is a temporary change, and it will be easy to move things, and things will be easy to handle. It is easier to be blessed than to cherish. It takes atmosphere to achieve great things, and we should cherish long-term wealth. We should not only strive for happiness in life, but also cherish it.

5. "Yangxin" 1, put a lock on your mouth, and don't try to say all your thoughts; 2. Make fewer promises to ensure its credibility; 3. Never miss the opportunity to praise and encourage others; 4. Keep an open mind. Discuss but don't argue, even if you disagree, you won't get angry, which is a sign of inner maturity; 5. Be careful of other people's feelings.

6. Time is changing and people are changing. Life is a mass of desires, and it will be painful if it is not satisfied. The greater the expectation, the greater the disappointment. When climbing a mountain, people who see the hardest and most tired walking are often those who carry big bags and small bags. Life is like climbing a mountain. If you save one point, you will get rid of one point. If you want too much, you will be as painful as a heavy climber.

Seven, we often blame setbacks and failures on the environment and others, and always want to change the outside world to accommodate ourselves. Conquer the world, you are not necessarily great; Conquer yourself and you will be invincible. We should get rid of the narrow self-concept, look at ourselves in all directions, dissect ourselves comprehensively and deeply, overcome short-sighted and shallow opinions, and abandon vanity and selfish desires. Only in this way can we expand our dreams in our actions and extend our hopes in our footsteps.

Eight, combing a pulse of tenderness, shallow ink on how many depressed letterheads, leaving a piece of ink, will be a wandering eye in the empty cliff, so that the thin wind and cold make me sleepless all night.

Nine, what people are afraid of is the recurrence of tragedy. The more beautiful things in my life, the more I can't touch them. I haven't forgotten anything, but some things are only suitable for collection. Can't say, can't think, but can't forget. Instead of waiting for others to love you, learn to love yourself more.

Ten, time flies so fast that memories disappear, life is like a trip, all the hardships, all the scenery. What you can see is your realm of life. Always seeing people who are better than yourself shows that you are going uphill; Always seeing people who are not as good as yourself means that you are going downhill. It is better to think about change than to complain.

Eleven, the book says, deliberately looking for things, often can't find. Everything in the world comes and goes. God is busy. He arranges so many people to meet every day. He has no time to wait for you to thrive, nor is he in the mood to listen to your soft words. Those who appear in your life, if you catch them, are yours. Don't be sorry. He can give you a better person in the future, or he can give you a lifetime of loneliness.

Twelve, the people who bother you are here to help you; Let your painful people cross you; The person you hate is the noble person in your life; People you hate help you grow. They are all different sides of themselves, and they are all another self. On the contrary, you like the people you love deeply, and they are often the people who bring you pain and trouble. They are your shadows, and you can't catch them growing old. It is the truth to keep a good attitude to face it.

Thirteen, spring came to the world and danced. Spring is gentle, it has a childlike and transparent smile. The spring breeze warmed the world overnight, and it seemed that many beautiful things were revived in an instant, including the promises made together, and sprouted again. all loves was beaming.

14. Take off makeup. You said you were willing to make a frame of makeup for me, to make up for me, and to give up my makeup. You are such a affectionate woman that no one does not love you. You are such a beautiful woman. Once you put on your clothes, you are sure to win the championship. You smile for me in this life and next life, and I splash ink for you in this life and next life. Ying Ying in the mirror, we can see that the beauty is still the same, just taking off the fork to powder me.

Fifteen, the night is deep, the song is not finished, the people are scattered, the feelings are not finished, the fate is broken, and the years have passed. No one has been waiting for anyone for a long time! It's getting cold at night, quiet inside. It's heartbreaking in a flash. Looking back, I smiled faintly. Who hasn't been crazy about love in the world of mortals? Tonight, I only have song for you. In this life, my peerless face, the smile of the whole city, blooms only for you!

Sixteen, the flowers have been buried, who knows? The pain is faint, the sadness is faint, and the memory is drifting away, turning into dribs and drabs, remaining in the blood of the years. The heart injury that can breathe, accompanied by the slowly blurred figure, barely breathes. In my memory, the once soft language is now mixed with bitterness and sweetness. Today, things have changed and people have changed.

17. A vulgar mind will never understand the comfort that infinite sadness brings to a suffering person. As long as it is solemn and great, it is beneficial to people. The extreme of pain is liberation. Suppress the mind, hit the mind, and put the mind in an eternal land of destruction.

18. Life Insights No one is rich enough to help others, and no one is poor enough to help others in some way. Anyone who really tries to help others can't help himself.

Nineteen, when you meet someone who really loves, you should strive for the opportunity to spend your life with him, because it will be too late when he leaves; When you meet a trustworthy friend, you should get along well with him, because it is really not easy to meet a confidant in one's life; When you meet someone you have loved, remember to smile and thank you, because he is the one who once made you know more about love.

Twenty, the long road of life, and cherish it. Do everything with your heart. As for the result, you will comply with God's will, success will not be ecstatic, and failure will not blame others. When you meet every fate, treat it sincerely. As for how long you can stay with me, let it go, cherish it when you come, and stay when you go.

Twenty-one, looking at the far-away Volkswagen suburban cars, think about life, how many people have been eliminated! Looking at the northern sky, the beautiful shadows of migratory birds are gone, those who can fly are gone, and those who can't fly are ruthlessly killed. It seems that this is the principle of this world, natural selection, the survival of the dead!

Twenty-two, the greatest advantage of the individual is the control of his emotions. Accustomed to being free and loose, I encounter fewer things. I didn't feel anything before, but now I think emotional control is more and more important. It is really childish and ridiculous to encounter problems, communicate problems, solve troubles and like to play with feelings. Determined to change.

Twenty-three, our pain is caused by the mismatch between desire and ability. A man with feelings, when his ability expands to his desire, will become an absolute pain. Only when all the strength is used (that is, the desire is commensurate with the ability to satisfy the desire) can the mind remain quiet and people's lives be organized.

Twenty-four, in the vicissitudes of life, there may never be a real liberation. In this world, what we can't escape is still sex after the earth.

Twenty-five, the so-called love is actually just a script, a script that has not been planned. What we can't imagine, nature has easily done, which shows how insignificant we are. What a terrible thing memory is. When you think you have forgotten it and think it can be safely buried, it tortures every nerve in an absolutely superior posture.

Beautiful at the age of 26 or 20, young at the age of 30, strong at the age of 40, rich at the age of 50, carefree at the age of 60, healthy at the age of 70, and alive at the age of 80. Don't care too much about life: it's good to have more money and less money, it's good to be ugly and handsome, it's good to have less health for the elderly, it's good to have a poor family, it's good to have a wrong understanding of who, and it's good to have a stable life!

Twenty-seven, recall the beautiful fantasy like poppy, sigh with a smile, gather thousands of thoughts in one, float and sink in the noisy world, reread the purity of one side, and shed a dreamlike experience, stranded memories at the moment of pause, kept this tenderness alone, silently listened to the world of mortals, ended the previous life at the end of the world and died in a strange place.

Twenty-eight, flowers bloom on the other side, no shore. Forget Sichuan, still in Sichuan. On the other side of the ferry, acacia lingers at your fingertips. Those bloody withered flowers are everywhere, and the fragrance of flowers is touching and strange. A love that consumes everything, the Buddha said: Looking back 500 times, only to pass by once in this life. I can't help smiling bitterly. Is it because my obsession is not enough? Is it because fate has not arrived? Blame only blame at the beginning, when there was no demon's refusal, but there was people's infatuation.

Life is like a cigarette, and it is a process from the beginning to the end. Those sorrows scattered in the past are just smoke flying all over the sky. After the enchanting, they will disappear Whether the scenery is beautiful depends on whether the people who accompany you to see it are satisfied.

Thirty, 1 Don't count too much, let nature take its course, and you will get it eventually. A positive person is like the sun, where it shines, it shines. Negative people are like the moon, and the fifteenth day of the first lunar month is different. 3 Bring dependence, encouragement, happiness, sweetness, love and being loved, and safety belts to the road. I used to think that sadness would cause a lot of tears, but it turns out that real sadness won't cause a tear.

Thirty-one, bid farewell to those wanton youth, and the fine lines in the corner of the eye interpret the aging of a period of time. I have had sex, perseverance, love, injury, decadence and fading away. I am still me, still standing on the other side guarding my happiness. I'm just not that ignorant teenager anymore. Suddenly, when I find myself so quiet, maybe, in the future, I will stare at the sunrise and sunset quietly every day, feeling like a homeless sadness.

32. Ability is a person's length; Diligence is a person's width; Being good at seizing opportunities constitutes the height of this person. The product of length, width and height can calculate the living capacity of each of us.

Thirty-three, cut clouds and dreams, brocade clothes, and warm your heart. The water is melodious and the sails are beautiful. I still remember the first time I met you. Holding a greenhouse, drunk and looking for fragrant wine, hand in hand with Xiangxi River, watching Yuanyang playing in the water, the silk curtain on the shore of Yang Liucui Shahu Lake was light and diffuse, and he was drunk several times in the south of the Yangtze River, filling his worries for no reason, and his dream was short-lived.

34. In the world, many people will lament that life is stormy and the road is always bumpy. In the face of real life, they often bow their heads and frown and are unhappy. In fact, living is a kind of practice. As long as you put on a quiet shoulder, bathed in moonlight and with a ray of poetry, you can walk leisurely all the way.

Although our life is short and small, all greatness is caused by human hands. Being alive and aware of his noble task is his greatest happiness; Only in death can he find life and home.

Thirty-six, just a beautiful touch, was stunned by the gentle ink. Twilight is approaching, water clouds are slightly drunk, and thick and light makeup is appropriate.

Thirty-seven, life is like a piece of paper, walking room, such as white paper stained with ink. Every experience is thick ink or light color; Every success or setback, every heartbeat is an extraordinary note, indifferent or arrogant, like a bird on that branch, free to fall in love and sing. Even in this dull winter, there is a charm.

Thirty-eight, the foggy autumn colors have faded from the gilded clothes, and the frozen fat in winter has blurred the eyes of the world. Standing at the end of autumn, I was at a loss for a long time, as slow and long as a century. Too many thoughts, too full, toss and turn in the years, ups and downs, gradually yellowing into a thin afterglow. Always staring at the direction of incense, the heart is often free from silence and lost in the mortal world.

Thirty-nine, the element refers to the flick, the frost is innocent, a curtain of dreams is close to the railing, and the wind kisses the window lattice. It is those deep eyes that you look down, with tenderness, spreading the softness of the whole world, shallow as blue, bypassing my hair tips and swallowing it gently, just for you. There is a dream in the world of mortals, and the years are fleeting. Time flies, the dust is misty, and the feelings are sincere and sincere. I can only give you this life. Purple smoke is drunk, willows are red, clouds are fluttering, shadows are elegant and light, blooming in your sea of clouds, picking your favorite heart in my pink core.

Forty, there are many words in life: tolerate others, be calm when things go wrong, have a smile on your face, be tolerant in your heart, be angry and disfigure, be happy and be beautiful, sophisticated people always change their faces, simple people don't wear makeup, and the pursuit of perfection is tantamount to plastic surgery. Good, evil, beauty and ugliness should be compatible.

41. Happiness is not having more, but caring less; Optimism is not that you have no worries, but that you know how to be satisfied. We should strive to get what we deserve, let alone think about what we don't deserve. Learn to let go, don't hold everything too tightly, your happiness needs to be realized by yourself. Letting nature take its course doesn't mean that you don't have to work hard, but you have the courage to accept success or failure after working hard.

You don't need to come back, because I don't love you anymore.

1. Most likes in the world are shallow, but what you say today will fade tomorrow. I will remember you and then love others.

It seems that I have been giving up on him, as if I have been waiting for him. Finally, we didn't even have a lukewarm greeting.

Sometimes I wonder if I would be happier if I had never met you. I'm not afraid to be alone in a strange city. I'm afraid to miss you when I'm alone.

Those who threaten to accompany you through life always give up halfway. Maybe some people just say they love you without warning, and then they leave quietly. Slowly you will find that many people's last relationship just doesn't matter.

5. Things are always delicious when you want to eat. What's the point of being able to afford the toys you want at the age of five when you are 20? I don't love you anymore, and you don't have to come back.

6. Nostalgic people are always the most vulnerable, and they like to wait for the rest of their lives before saying that they are good. It's just that you miss your past. How long can he remember you?

7. Those things that can't be taken away, loved ones, can't let go, no matter how long it has been. Many times, not mentioning it doesn't mean forgetting, it is powerless, it is powerless, and you can only sigh "Forget it."

8. I didn't know what sadness was before, and I thought crying my eyes out was the saddest thing. Later, I learned that sadness means that when you look at his head, you will still smile, you will be gentle and soft-hearted, but you know better than ever that you can never get close to the person in front of you.

9. I can love you until everyone knows, or I can make you disappear without a trace.

10, don't love me because of your heart, your feelings, your desire to try, your kindness to you, your debt, and your uncertainty about giving me the future, because I can't bear your sudden departure.