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I don't want to be full of him, but I can't shake my head.

1, just received the imperial edict from the Jade Emperor: Cowherd and Weaver Girl fell off the magpie bridge because of excessive excitement, and Tanabata was cancelled. Please tell each other.

2, we indulge in debauchery just to send away, we are strong just to bully each other.

Xiao, I tell you that my brother-in-law is my sister's private property, even the inheritance is not yours.

The south wind is blowing gently again, and the time of gathering is in a hurry.

I once said that I am a person who likes rainy days, because rain can move me and calm me down. The rainy day in winter is the drizzle. I have no strength and occasionally fall on my body. It is also accepted by my coat and hair, and my skin is hard to feel.

6. Another name for being strong is strong support.

7. I don't know when my heart still hurts so much.

8. I don't want to be full of him, but I can't shake my head.

9, years old, bullying people with base.

10, [I cried a little more awkwardly than her frown.]

12, it's none of my business if you hate me. You make it sound as if you like me and you can sublimate my life.

13, my mother gave birth to me like this. I can't look like you like.

14, we have always been so affectionate and cruel.

15, except death, any departure is called betrayal.

16, he is not my heart but killed me.

17, sometimes, I accidentally know something, only to find that what I care about is so ridiculous. .

18, there should be a moment when you will think of me. After all, we were so in love.

Sadly, he wants to be free. What should I do?

If you can't get it, you will love it more. It's too easy to come, so we ignore who doesn't want to meet true love, absolute love, confession, forget it, wash and sleep, garbage love.

If you think it is wrong, change it. You are still young. What are you afraid of?

Perhaps most people think that being content with the status quo and making changes are contradictory, but when you think about it, they are not inseparable. The status quo is something we must experience and face every day, and change will inevitably reach a higher and better realm or situation. Even if we reach a good place through change, the status quo still exists. Life is like history, accumulation and essence coexist, innovation and conservatism coexist. Just some reflections in the middle of the night. I don't like light spraying.

At first, I felt far away from the noise of the day. I feel a little faster than before, and I feel a little slower. Maybe I feel better.

Be comfortable and poor or work hard.

Being single for a long time is really addictive, just like I am now, I don't contact other boys, they ignore me, and I refuse to really want to contact them.

I suddenly realized that there is a word called love incompetence to describe me now.

Maybe I belong to that kind of person. I am afraid that they will hurt me again, so I always avoid it.

I must have had enough of love incompetence. I won't chat with him, but I won't chat. I always feel that he doesn't love me. I know I love him, and I don't know what to do when I think he doesn't love me. I also foolishly asked him: Do you love me? He said love.

I may be anxious and attached, and I feel a little inferior. I am even more afraid to see other men chatting with her. I always worry that she doesn't like or love me, and I don't know if she really loves me.

People nowadays are more inclined to love themselves than others.

Since it can't be cured, pretend you don't need love. Is it not good to work hard to make money? Especially when you are desperately short of money.

Single for 6 years, eager to fall in love, but don't know how to start.

I'm talking about the third relationship, and I finally met the girl I like. I think I am a sensible girl and will not make trouble without reason. I said something to him the other day, all of which were trivial matters. He just ignored me. It's been three days, and I'm sad, but I won't take the initiative to find him. It's obviously his fault.

Just broke up and found that most of them are incompetent!

Really, I dare not talk to S when I meet a boy who has feelings for me.

I just want to ask what's wrong with being single for a long time, nothing.

Yes, I know. I think my current boyfriend is also a junior high school student. Now I am particularly dissatisfied with him. I always quarrel or meet him on blind dates. Just got engaged and quarreled every day. I feel sick at the sight of him and don't want to be with him.

If a relative doesn't send a message or make a phone call, he will be very anxious and even full of thoughts. He knew that the other party had something on his mind, but he was still in a hurry. He hopes to keep hearing. He said he was under pressure to call. what should he do ?

It is good to have a car, a house, money and a picture, but it has nothing to do with feelings.

It seems that boys always use cold violence to solve the problem of breaking up now, and all the responsibilities are placed on girls.

Many people want to be lovelorn and have no goal, just want to have a good sleep.

Just now, we broke up, and this time it really is. It really hurts to go home alone in the rain and watch him sit in the rain drinking beer, but I don't want to go on like this. We are all too tired. Make me a sinner.

We can't argue at all Every time he smiles at me and gets angry, when I'm finished, he will seriously apologize. Every time, everything will be discussed with me. I logged into his qq number and saw his friend send him a message asking him to go back to the pit to play games. He said, I don't want to go back, I have a girlfriend, and I want to make money hard. I am super happy, and I am in a long-distance relationship. He asked me to call him in the morning.

Give up love. Tell me. What should I do if I meet such a person and can't be together? You should choose to let go.

1. Love is painful. Only by persisting in pain can we call it love.

The most touching sentence I have ever heard is that I will spoil you to the point where no one can accept it. Then you only belong to me!

I never thought about leaving him, never thought about it, but he was anxious to leave early.

He doesn't know whether every day is good or not. He always thinks what he thinks is right, regardless of your feelings. This kind of love is too selfish. I'm tired. Maybe it's time to finish.

If you say let go, you can't fool yourself. When you stop, you will think, is the other person doing well? If time can go back, can you stay at the moment when your eyes meet?

6. All encounters are destiny takes a hand! A person who understands you is affectionate, and a heart that cherishes you and hurts you is happy!

7. When you are helpless, you really want to have a shoulder to lean on.

8. No one can love you forever, and even the deepest feelings will be attributed to the daily necessities. I don't want to ask too much, I just want to live the rest of my life in this way.

9. I miss the person who was kind to me, spoiled me deeply and loved me when I was you, but I was not qualified.

10, all encounters are destiny takes a hand. I hope there is such a person in this life who treats me like before, loves me to the bone and loves me to death.

1 1, truly falling in love with someone is a lifetime! Branded in my heart! !

12, only you know the pain of being perfunctory. He won't know. Why continue to pay? Cherish those who care about you. Stay away from those who perfunctory you.

13, if you understand my pain and hurt my fatigue, I hope you can understand.

14, when there really is such a person, they can't help being together! This is the most painful thing in the world! ! !

15, I always thought I wouldn't meet that person, but when I gave up, that person was gone, leaving only the feeling of heartache.

16, I'm not afraid of loneliness, but I've been lonely for too long, and I don't want to grow old alone.

17, but fate always makes people, and not so many good things will fall on everyone, right?

18, never from my point of view, never considering my feelings, really tired.

19, a turn is even, thank you for abandoning me, let me find the person who loves me as always, hold your hand and grow old with my son! Say hello to old people!

20. I hope someone will treat you as before, spoil you to the bone and love you to the old age! This man, where are you?

Funny QQ: Is there shit in your head? All I can think about is you!

1. What should I do if my mobile phone falls into the toilet? Is that thing sending me a message?

Life is like a news broadcast, you can't escape by changing the channel.

3. Others laugh at me for being too slutty, and I laugh at others for not being open.

At present, what we can't get up is our grades, but what we can't get down is our weight.

Well, Mr. Zhang, you can't press CTRL+C on the home computer and then CTRL+V on the company computer. Not even the same article. No, it's not even an expensive computer.

I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.

7. Please help me, doctor. I seem to have a disease that is easily overlooked by others. Next, please.

8. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future.

9. Are you full of shit? All I can think about is you!

10. No matter what our grades are, we are still good relatives!

1 1. In the workplace, like Conan, you should have a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever you go.

12. A cannibal went to work, and the manager repeatedly told him not to eat his colleagues and agreed. A few days later, I couldn't help eating a detergent and was immediately discovered. The sentiment is: never eat people who really do things.

13. All problems are ultimately a matter of time, and all troubles are actually asking for trouble.

14. If you don't study for a day, no one can see; If you don't study for a week, it will start to explode; If you don't study in January, your IQ will be lost to pigs.

15. In love life, what is more terrible than not finding a sense of security? I can't find a condom.

16. The biggest advantage of getting old is that you don't want what you couldn't get when you were young.

17. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.

18. My father expressed his views on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

19. Some people are as smart as the weather and changeable; Some people are as stupid as the weather forecast, and they can't tell when the weather changes.

20. Kill you with what, dear.

2 1. Look at the Forbes Rich List every morning. If my name is not on it, I will go to work.