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Open what Feng Gong said.

1 Chundu ham sausage: Chundu enters thousands of households, and guests and friends are all over the world. 2 Shuanghui ham sausage: "1" Eighteen measures, eighteen is not urgent, I bah "2" Feng Gong: "Dongbaoer, what are you thinking?" Ge You: "Miss Green." Feng Gong: "Forget it, I recommend a new friend to you-Shuanghui ham sausage!" "Do you still miss Ge Ling?" Ge You: "Who is Ge Ling?" (Laughter) 3 Yanwu radio advertisement: Yanwu, Yanwu ~ a song to love ~ ~! I feel that this advertisement was the most dynamic at that time. Music is good, music is very energetic! 4 pesticide advertisement of Laifuling: "We are pests, we are pests .. Laifuling, Laifuling, we must kill pests!" Every little boy must sing when he was a child! 5 Shashi daily detergent advertisement: strong decontamination 1: 4! Save 1: 4! Time is pressing 1: 4! ~ 1:4。 In particular, the last sentence is particularly classic: vitality 28, Shashi daily chemical. Wan Jiale water heater advertisement: I remember a lady who just came out of the shower and sat and said that I trusted Wan Jiale and Wan Jiale Lewanjia! Rong Sheng refrigerator advertisement: The same lady mentioned above. When I was a child, I thought she was the director of these three factories. It's amazing! Remember to open the refrigerator, a refrigerator delicious, and then close the refrigerator and say: Rong Sheng Kelon, quality wins! I always remember it now, but it's a pity that Kelon doesn't have a refrigerator. 8 The most boring advertisement: Heng-Yuan-Xiangyang-Yangyangheng-Yuan-Xiangyang-Yangyangheng-Yuan-Xiangyang-Yangyang 9 The original version of bubble gum advertisement: A group of children blew bubble gum, some of them burst, and bubble gum screamed. Finally, a group of children showed surprised expressions, and the picture cut to a child who blew a huge bubble and flew away. 10 kongjia wine: Liu Huan's face without a neck showed a melancholy expression. Confucius' family wine makes people homesick. 1 1 gulongzhuanggu granule advertisement: to prevent polio, please take gulongzhuanggu granule. Now it's leg cramp and backache. Please choose Biyang brand yak bone marrow strong bone powder. One old and one young, hehe! 12 China Toothpaste: A group of children sang: China today, China tomorrow ...13 Changling ariston refrigerator advertisement: A person was hungry, shuttling in the desert, suddenly saw something, ran over, opened a refrigerator, and there was a big glass bottle of orange juice in it, picked it up and drank it. Finally, he said: Every time I saw the oasis on the horizon, I remembered it. 14 kerosene mineral water advertisement: dinosaur super kerosene was being broadcast at that time, and a bottle of mineral water flew into the screen. A baritone was a bit like telling Hui Fuge the road information now: the source of health is kerosene and mineral water! When I was a child, I participated in the chalk drawing contest, which was organized by me. It's super rotten mineral water, a little bitter, and it smells strange! When I was a child, I thought maybe this is the taste of mineral water! I want to know why the nominal mineral water in Wahaha, Robust and Nongfu Spring is like tap water now. 1500th Century Runfa's advertisement: Andy Lau, my dream lover, wants long black hair (J said this for many years 10). Is his dream lover long hair? 16 red bean shirt: A little girl recited a poem to her mother: When those red berries come in spring, they blush on your southern branches. People who want to miss them collect more, and Mix red beans have attracted people's attention. The most disgusting thing is to find a singer red bean as an endorsement, this rabbit! 17 TV advertisement painted by King Toshiba: Noriko Sakai sang "The Adventure of Dreams" and flew out of TV with several beautiful girls on a five-pointed frisbee. The most classic toshibatoshiba (how to listen to it is a bit obscene! ), a new generation of Toshiba! 18M & amp; M bean advertisement: only soluble in mouth, not in hand. I only entered the Beijing market before the Asian Games. At that time, I only saw the advertisement and didn't buy it. I cried for them. My father took me to four or five shopping malls, but I didn't buy any. In a rage, he gave me a lecture. Alas, poor bear the wind! 19 BBK VCD advertisement: Jinggangshan, Mao Ning, Jet Li, the oblivion, made a high-profile appearance, shaking his arm and singing: There is justice in the world, and there is always a reward for his efforts. Saying is better than doing. If you want to do it, try your best to do it-BBK! BBK DVD! Southern black sesame paste advertisement: an old lady is pushing a cart with a little girl in the street, and then she shouts black sesame paste ~ ~ and then a little boy licks the bowl after drinking it, and then the little girl next to her is playing. Then the camera zoomed in and changed to a man with a happy voice: when I was a child, I couldn't sit still when I heard the sound of selling sesame sauce ... 2 1 Weifang tractor advertisement: Even this tractor came back in less than half a year. Q: Where was it made? A: Shandong Weifang won the highest prize in the country. 22 raccoon plain advertisement: raccoons have a new taste ~~BBQ is barbecue flavor, barbecue flavor is BBQ ... I have always thought of Huan as playing with pronunciation, playing with bears and yelling. Rejoice advertisement: Zhang Depei is playing tennis and taking a bath after sweating. At that time, I thought Zhang Depei was really handsome! Zhang's line is "dandruff, there is no way, trust and joy." Shanghai Chen Zhuang Quality Life Guarantee! Sweet and sour, nutritious, and happy to drink every day. Mom, I want to drink Wahaha fruit milk No.25, and I promoted a good puffed food:' delicious, delicious, crisp, crisp, hahahaha. Its products taste good, similar to Rowen Xian of Want Want Group. The advertising slogan is: Rowen Xian makes me happy as a fairy! 26 Xinfei refrigerator advertisement: Xinfei advertisement is not as good as Xinfei refrigerator! Where is this? 27 Wahaha mineral water advertisement: Jinggangshan sang: "I said that I only have you in my eyes, and you are the only person I can't forget. If I can move the sky, I hope we can be together ... "I sang and looked at the beautiful woman at the bottom of the bottle!