If you have no capital, you will do whatever you want.

1. I used to be young and aggressive, but now my youth is gone, so I am so aggressive. 2. Don't laugh at students who dress like zongzi at school, because there is a kind of coldness that your mother thinks you are cold.

If it's not for us to get up in the middle of the night to find food, why put a light in the refrigerator?

Up to now, we haven't had a particularly rich friend. Can you all be angry?

Don't think that drugs are the only thing you can't get rid of in this world. Don't even dare to touch the autumn trousers on this day, then take them off!

6. I buy adult tickets every time I go to the cinema, but I have never seen an adult movie in it.

7. Others are worried about how to make money, but I am worried about how to spend it: how to spend 200 yuan until the tenth day of next month?

8. I have gained weight recently. When I smile on the phone, my face can touch the hang-up button.

9. I saw a friend posting in a circle of friends: I broke up with my boyfriend. It's good to be busy at work during the day, but I can't restrain my inner emotions at night, hiding in the quilt and laughing secretly.

10. Is there anything more embarrassing than coming out of the toilet and burping?

1 1.？ Why does the next class always fail because it doesn't teach the next class? Get out!

12. What is your vital capacity? You can blow cow B so big.

13. If you want to run naked in summer, how many clothes you wear in winter is like streaking.

14. I saw a boy wearing a school uniform on the phone the other day, and the voice was too loud: how many times have I told you! We broke up! I am after 00! You are from' 98! This is from the last century! Do you understand or not? Www.shuoshuokong.com old woman! You're not for me! Leave me alone! ? Hearing this, the veins stood out in the hands holding ID cards. It turns out that I am from the last century. . .

15. God gave you a pair of deceptive eyes, but you rolled your eyes with them. What a waste of resources.

16. If a friend who chats well with you online suddenly ignores you, you should reflect: Are you taking a selfie online?

17.？ Say, what can you do besides eating? Still hungry. ?

18. At the end of the year, parents who sell shoes and bags, clothes, Wan Wen, watches, mobile phones, masks, cosmetics, diet pills and other things in my QQ space and circle of friends, please pay this year's advertising fee and next year's booth fee. Thank you. I wish us a happy cooperation.

19. The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

In today's society, it is useless to cook raw rice into cooked rice. Even if it turns into popcorn, the runner will still run.

2 1. Now I am willful, but I am short of money.

22.？ How can I get my relatives to contact me? This is not simple? Why don't you just borrow money from him? ?

23. There are really too many liars now, so be careful! ! Someone just said it was freezing. I followed him for three blocks and didn't see him frozen! ! !

24. Why don't you play basketball when you are so tall, and why don't you sell sesame cakes when you are so short?

25. Being in a daze, well done, is called deep. If you can't do it well, you are likely to fall asleep.

26. Sometimes if you don't push yourself, you don't know that it's useless to push yourself.

27. After years of marriage, I slept until midnight. Husband suddenly turned and hugged his wife and said, wife: this life is too short. My wife woke up and listened to her husband's words, and she was moved to tears. My husband went on to say: I can't fucking cover my feet.