Talk about the humor that hurts my husband.

1, do you have time for this chest brother to meet and talk? Woman: ... A woman called her husband to say that there was a car accident. He rushed to the scene to have a look ... Bugatti, and then said to the owner of the accident: This wife is for you! I went to dinner with my friends. After dinner, I went to check out and said to the cashier, sister, check out.

2. Husband, what should I do if I drop my mobile phone in the toilet? Is that thing sending me a message?

Give birth to a handsome and lovely doll in the future, and let her husband take him to see the world.

After dinner, husband and wife watch TV news in the living room. The wife saw the news and said disapprovingly to her husband, look, this man is disgusting! It's disgusting to sell your wife after losing all the gambling! Honey, you won't do the same thing to me, will you? The husband replied bluntly: of course not! How can you mortgage something worthless?

5. Wife: My husband takes money, and I want to go shopping with Xiaoli. Me: How about 20? Wife: OK. I took out my wallet, took out 20, and silently handed it to my wife.

6. My husband and I registered together and went out of the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau. The husband crossed the aisle and called his mother-in-law Husband: Mom, congratulations, you have a wife! Mother-in-law: Oh, thank you! You are welcome! Happy, happy!

7. Woman: What would you do if your husband had an affair? Second wife: I turn a blind eye. A woman: Oh, how generous of you! Second wife: No, I aimed my gun at him.

8. I am most afraid of hearing someone call him husband in front of the person I like, and he also said that we are just friends.

9. The farmer's uncle planted corn in the field and harvested a lot of corn in autumn; I planted my husband in the field in spring, and now it's autumn. Oh, he's dead!

10, those women named Wang Sicong's husband, that's enough. What qualifications do you have to be my mother?

1 1, it is no problem for girls and girls to go shopping hand in hand, but boys and boys are just spoilers; There is no problem for girls to kiss girls, and boys are just stirring up the base; It is no problem for girls to call their husbands or wives, but boys and boys just stir up the base; It's okay for girls to share a bed with girls, but boys and boys just screwed up. To sum up, in this world, as long as two men appear together, it is a spoiler.

12, be sure to eat, sleep and drink well. Once exhausted, other women spend our money, live in our rooms, sleep with our husbands, pick up our boyfriends and beat our babies.

13, I couldn't help sneezing when I took the bus in the morning. I heard a woman in the back seat say, honey, I heard that influenza A is very serious recently. I was scared. Then the man said, "What are you afraid of? Are you afraid of a stream even if you are not afraid of people? " ?

14, an unmarried woman lamented: Why do good men become husbands? She was reminded that a wife cultivates a good husband by self-production and self-sale, and no man can learn by himself.