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A little babysitter's character quotation, crazy sex talk.
2. How can we spend this life in countless sufferings?
3. My kindness is innate; But I hate who I am.
I have seen all kinds of magnificence in the world, not as good as her eyes.
She is the third in the snow on the top of Huashan Mountain.
I know who I am, so I don't expect much from you. As long as you treat me better once in a while, I will be happy.
7. I like you, just as Ye Gong likes dragons. You enter and I retreat, you retreat and I retreat, and so on.
8. It's ten o'clock in late autumn, and the autumn wind is curling. Qiu Feng's leaves fall, like ink, and become the most beautiful handwriting on the earth.
9. I know what I want, but you can't give it and I don't want it.
10. It turns out that one day, you won't believe me either.
1 1. The memory of the past is gloomy after all. For you, you can only be a passer-by of that memory, and I am just a sigh in your mouth.
12. Some things are fearless in imagination, but helpless in reality. This shows that you are not strong enough.
13. People, an advanced animal, can always make up one bizarre lie after another, but in the end we find that the people who are deceived by us have always been ourselves.
14. If you want to sing on the other side, you need to set up the stage first.
15. We can only get closer and closer, but we can never meet each other. You are the dream of my life. Recognition of asymptote by fractional function.
On QQ personality crazy about love.
1. What's the use of having more friends? No one understands that you are still the same.
2. Good people are jealous, but poor people look down on them.
Sometimes caring too much is also a kind of torture for yourself.
4, some words are hurt if they are not said, and some people will leave if they stay or not.
5. Why insist on a fruitless result?
6. I suddenly remembered someone, giggled for a while, and then I was at a loss.
7. How many people like to see the nearest visitor and wait for that person to appear?
8. Some people, like me, occasionally wake up when they sleep, as if they had fallen.
9. I always choose to be strong, but I forget that no matter how strong I am, I need a shoulder.
10, if two people want to be together, one person must be very, very patient.
1 1, I thought how inseparable you were from me, so that's it.
12, slap yourself and tell yourself not to be silly, he doesn't belong to you.
13, maybe you know how sad it is not to see the person you want to see.
14, I'm not great enough to share a you with another woman.
15, not that I'm stupid, but that I don't want to be exposed.
16, I have been invisible for a month, and no one asked me.
17, how many times have I looked for you, but I dare not visit or add friends. I just looked at your head and wondered if you were doing well now.
18, hot and cold days, hot and cold people.
19, how many people for the other half, from fat to thin, from love to hate, from simplicity to depravity.
20. For me, for me who loves you, can you refuse all ambiguity?
2 1, I hope someone will not abandon everything about me and hold my hand and stay with me all the time.
22. Time has told me that the era of unreasonable troubles has passed and it is time to be sensible.
23. Sometimes, caring too much is also a kind of torture for yourself.
24, don't always cut me a knife, give me a new blood.
25. Missing you can make me laugh and cry.
26. Most people who change their signatures just want to write a sentence that suits their mood and show it to others.
27. Time will tell how many people care about you.
28. Is there anyone who makes your eyes red, but you still smile and forgive?
29. I listened to this song in my second grade, and I still listen to it in my second grade. The song hasn't changed, but the world has changed.
30, don't rely too much on a person, because of dependence, so expect; Disappointed because of expectation.
3 1, I am crazy, stupid, persistent, persistent, I loved, and finally I lived alone.
32. Read other people's stories and shed your own tears.
I hate the feeling of being swayed by considerations of gain and loss.
One day you will find that I can't be replaced by anyone.
35. When I was a child, I would cry and laugh when I grew up.
Talk about a person's personality
1, has always been single and has never been surpassed. 2, the pain of being single, but everyone is there.
3. Egg pain is the attitude of sunshine.
4. Simple children are listening to single love songs.
But you didn't take everything from your dreams.
6. Singles Day, long live, long live.
7. My brother's life is not Singles Day, but loneliness!
8. Buy a cigarette today and smoke slowly.
9. Remember what should be remembered and forget what should be forgotten.
10, I want to get rid of being single, but I have no intention of getting old.
1 1, a person's singles day, street displacement.
12, girl, turn on Bluetooth and send me some love.
13, have you found that excellent people are generally single?
14, the long night is unaccompanied, and the beautiful scenery in the morning sleeps alone.
15, today's festival does not accept gifts, only girlfriends!
16, Chopin of NB can't play out my inner sadness.
17, there are plenty of fish in the sea, only my brother doesn't want to find it.
18, I haven't forgotten any of them, but no one remembers me.
19, the crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, but my girlfriend still doesn't know where to go!
20. My next one, will you join hands with me to grow old?
2 1, a hundred single love songs can't sing my inner sadness.
22, bachelor is cool, bachelor is happy, one person is full, and the whole family is not hungry.
23. The economic crisis will pass and youth will never come again.
I thought the year was over, but I didn't expect to be alone.
His promise is a lie, I promise I will never see it.
26. Singles Day is celebrated every day. Where there are men, there are bachelors.
27. I wish all lovers in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters.
28. Loneliness is a seat of love. I have passed that person's shoulder many times.
29. Singles Day is nothing. We'd better be single.
30. Two hearts are destined to become singular, either too crowded or too lonely.
3 1, bachelor is bitter, bachelor is bitter, it's already twenty-five, and no one can mend the broken clothes.
32. It's good to be a bachelor. There is also a festival that most people can't celebrate yet.
33, bachelor is a realm, no one can live up to today!
How happy our bachelors are! We drift through the flowers, but leave some fragrance in silence!
35. Men in bars are looking for excitement, while women are mostly looking for excitement.
36. I have been wondering if there is anyone who looks for hope in the dark like me.
37. Only one meal ticket issued to single girls is valid for 60 years.
38. In this life, there must be at least one time when you despair of someone.
39. I saw a boy secretly love you. Will deliberately show himself in front of him.
40. Put aside your troubles and come. Let's shout together: I am a bachelor! I am very happy!
4 1, I wish there was a sister Lin in the sky, so I wouldn't have to celebrate Singles' Day.
42. When will you have a girlfriend? I don't know how many teenagers it takes to say goodbye to being single.
43, bachelor, scientific name single aristocrat, alias bachelor, political outlook is a law-abiding citizen.
44. Who can understand the impatience in my heart? In others' eyes, it is just a grain of sand.
45. Money for dogs, heart for girlfriends and life for brothers.
Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, so there is the Great Wall.
47. It is said that165438+1October 1 1 is to commemorate the great men who contributed to family planning.
48. Others are accompanied by beautiful women, and I will always be accompanied by you (bachelor).
49. With sadness and joy, with yesterday gone forever, I put on my thin youth in a mighty way.
50. It's not that I want to be single. It's just that the world is too high-profile, and I have to set it off with my low profile.
5 1. Listen to the person you like and you will know what kind of suffering it is.
52. Everyone is single, and no one wants the beauty in the world! Hold on! Victory belongs to us!
53. Come to me silently and marry me, so that neither of us is single and both are happy.
54, women have black and white beauty and ugliness, men are tall and thin, this matter is ancient, I hope people will last for a long time, bachelors will no longer exist!
55. Recruitment: In order to solve the pain of being single on Singles Day, I specially invited a number of girlfriends. Those who perform well can be hired for a long time!
56, bachelor is cool, bachelor is happy, one person is full, and the whole family is not hungry. It's twenty-five, and no one can mend clothes.
It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I streaked in too many chefs for more than ten years.
58. We are all single, we are all lonely, but we are all happy because we are all free! Singles Day Manifesto.
59. I thought the year was over, but I didn't expect to be alone. No matter how strong a man's will is, women are also confused when seducing.
60. We bachelors have the strength, hey! We bachelors have strength! Busy at work every night, hey! Busy working every night! .
6 1, today is Singles Day. I really don't want to be a bachelor anymore. Marry me. If you don't marry me, I will marry you!
62. You have hugged your wife and your son, and I am still singing a single love song alone and sadly, comforting me and inviting me to dinner.
We bachelors are not afraid of divorce even if we are afraid of anything. Who is like a housewife? If there is an internal dispute, you will lose half of your fixed assets if you are not careful.
64. Singles Day is here. Birds are in love, ants live together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes have miscarried, and frogs have children. What are you waiting for?
65. Singles Day is coming! Yue Lao, next time you tie the red line for me, can you change it to a steel wire? Damn it, the red line is of poor quality and always breaks.
66. Today is Singles Day. The whole world is celebrating, and the whole world is rejoicing! You have left the organization, and you are in hot water now. Do you remember being a single friend?
67. Appreciate the fish swimming in pairs, watch butterflies and butterflies love flowers flying, and feel sorry for themselves alone. Friends are laughing and laughing, and relatives are warm-hearted. Love won't make you lonely.
68. When will there be a bachelor? Ask heaven for wine. I wonder if there are any immortals in the sky. How many people are single? I want to ride home in the wind, afraid that I am still single, and the sky is lonely. Why should I become an immortal?
69. We are single and carefree. We don't have to worry about being cuckolded by others all day, but we can also cuckold others all day and let them be turtles. How happy I am!
70. Singles Day is another year. Every time I miss spring, my friends comfort me and fight for beer, and my parents and relatives are busy matchmaking. Don't be afraid to leave my room empty this year. I will support you in the future!
7 1. You have been single for many years. Do you want a sister Lin to fall from the sky? As long as you call Sister Sister Sister three times in a row tonight, you will find what you like. Very clever!
72. The cold winter is terrible, not as bleak and terrible as loneliness; Loneliness is terrible, not as terrible as being single for decades; Being single for decades is terrible. It will be even worse to receive this news next year.
73. The most touching thing that our bachelor and our male compatriots can say to girls: I love you, will you marry me? I can only say the first half if I don't celebrate today.
74. Singles Day is here. Birds fall in love, ants live together, flies get pregnant, mosquitoes miscarry, butterflies divorce, caterpillars remarry and frogs have children. What are you waiting for?
75, sample! Walking with Langjiu, singing folk songs and walking by the water; Comb the head shape of the lovelorn and walk with affectionate steps; Open your broken eyes and look for the rain and dew of love everywhere. You are so cool!
76. This morning, my best friend told me that he finally got rid of the bachelor family before Singles Day, saying that it was all the result of his hard blind date, alas! Dear single friends, try to join the blind date family!
77. Once upon a time, a naked bachelor wanted to become a nunchaku and find another stick. Together, he became a double stick. Double-stick double-stick again, nunchakus become three-stick Hehe, I hope all bachelors will become three-section sticks.
78. I am a bachelor and I am invincible. I am single, and I am honored. I'm single, and I'm handsome. I'm a bachelor. Who am I afraid of? 165438+1October 1 1 here it is. I wish the bachelors in the world a heroic attitude and win the other half in one breath!
79. Being single is convenient to come and go. Save money and space. Married people are extremely envious, and people with families are not idle. Single people, don't complain, take this opportunity to be happy every day.
Talking about a person's lonely personality
1, nine points like one point dignity.
2, strange time is wrong, strange lover does not return.
Who is holding your hand and sheltering you from the wind?
4. Time makes intimacy polite.
Don't stay up late and don't disturb anyone in the future.
6. There is no innate good temper and gentleness.
7. I am good to you, so don't get bored or get used to it.
8, clear water is hard to understand spirits. The old man doesn't have to stay if he wants to go.
9. To what extent can people who are willing to make you sad like you?
10, it seems that I have been humble for a long time and I am used to cowardice.
1 1. He looks cool. Will he be lonely?
12, it doesn't matter whether I am or not after a long time.
13, willing, humble and brave.
14, time didn't wait for me, but you forgot to take me away.
15, people who want to leave are always so silent without any warning.
16, the past is blowing in the wind, not to mention guilt, not to mention letting bygones be bygones.
17, it's really embarrassing to think about it, but I miss you so much that I dare not bother you.
18, don't be too generous to your lover.
19, in fact, you know that no one at this age will be their life.
20, a treasure, a goodbye, a youth.
2 1, I want to get drunk and tell a story about holding you and loving you.
22. What makes you accuse a girl who loves you deeply of not being sensible enough?
What he doesn't want to fall in love with is that he just doesn't like you.
24. You can fall in love as a teenager, but don't dirty yourself.
25. I haven't contacted you for a long time Do you think it's good to forget me?
26. In fact, many relationships that you think are very good are just that.
27. Our topics are getting less and less, and we don't have the enthusiasm to talk late into the night.
28. Be a bad person. Good people have no future, so they can only cry and criticize their own pain.
29. Next time you must fall in love with someone who loves you more than everything in the universe.
30. Later, I learned to be bitter and learned to be bitter. I've tasted big waves myself, and I've blocked them myself.
3 1, pillows are moldy. MengMeng is full of people who can't get them.
It's not that I don't contact you, it's that you make me feel that I am bothering you.
33. It's a pity that his tenderness bewitched you and made you think it was love.
In the past, frivolous and willful friendships didn't last long, but now they are silent and friendly and unwilling to make new friends.
If you have something on your mind, please tell me, because I don't want others to comfort you.
The truth is that the blade in your mouth, when you spit it out carefully, will always cut yourself.
37. Never forget, only pretend to be indifferent and secretly miss.
He likes me for five years and never leaves me, but I just can't like him. Sorry, he's not him.
39. Friends are friends. Friends are just friends. Friends and friends are not friends.
40. The order in which people appear is very important. People who accompany you as drunk as a fiddler can't send you home.
4 1, he once told me that he only loved me, and then he took another girl's hand and said the same sweet words.
42. I smoke, drink and wear heavy makeup. She around you won't curse or wave, just for you. I pointed to her and said that I used to be like this.
43, the book says; "Don't fall in love with a person at the age of 16 or 17, because that person will be the one you love most but never get.
44. When you break up, you will naturally feel pain and sadness. You will drink a lot and smoke a lot. You will spend many nights alone.
I just dreamed that he bought me lemonade, but when I woke up, I saw his picture. Yeah, that's right He has been gone for five years. Don't forget.
46. When you are hungry and sleepy, you go to sleep and hurt yourself. It hurts to see a doctor. You have to endure the journey and wipe your tears yourself. Please don't spread it around, because no one is distressed.
47. I have a quarrelsome girlfriend. She told others all the trust I had given her before, and took away the only boy I had seriously loved.
48. Maybe people's feelings are really limited. When they were young, they poured too much and consumed too early. Later, they naturally became indifferent, defensive, more and more difficult to move, more and more difficult to believe, more and more difficult to love.
49. People who are loved are always grumpy, because they are convinced that you won't leave her, while people who take the initiative to love are good-tempered because they are afraid of losing.
50, a person watching movies, eating alone, the phone doesn't ring for a day, WeChat is all Tencent news, all verification codes, and I don't know who to tell when I am lonely.
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