What are the incisive and funny sentences of girlfriend?

1. Teenagers are not reckless, but they are bold. Where did they get the theme when they were old?

As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.

I thought I was decadent, and only today did I know that my morning paper was scrapped.

4. The sign of immature men is that they can die bravely for their ideals, and the sign of mature men is that they can live humbly for their ideals.

5. The sunshine is warm and the years are quiet. How can I get old before you come?

6, people are not smart, but also learn from others to be bald.

7. As a god, I shine at this beautiful moment. No one should bother me.

When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat.