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Mice in comic books

A mouse in a cartoon is tired of newspaper life and wants to experience the taste of replacing paper with cheese. It jumped into the world where mice eat meat and chew bones.

? "Eat like death!" It cried as soon as it smelled the cat.

? "How does it speak?" Other mice are chirping (this fox uses the grape effect often mentioned in psychology), which can also be called decorative effect or rational explanation, that is, to explain the phenomenon that a person can't achieve his own goals with reasons that can meet his personal needs. I am confused by its strange words.

? "Broken dragon, stick, bone skin!" The little mouse said it used all the languages in the comic book.

? "This must be a Turk!" The old mouse who got off the boat served in the Mediterranean before retiring, so he tried to talk to the mouse in Turkish. The little mouse looked at it in surprise and said,

? "Fundamental wave, Shi Fei, Brancas!"

? "It doesn't speak Turkish." The old mouse came to a conclusion.

? "What's that?" This country has a monarch. Who should I listen to?

? "Vatra Becca"

? So, everyone calls it Vatras Pekka. Suddenly, the lawn was a mess, and everyone was a little uncomfortable with the sudden darkness. And treat it as a fool in the village.

? "Vatras Pekka," everyone asked it, "Do you like Parma's or Grove's throwing cool?"

? "Elves, dragons, chirp." The mouse in the cartoon replied.

? "Good night!" All the mice laughed. The smallest mouse deliberately tugged at its tail to listen to its strange words: "Cong, don't pull the dirt, squire!" "

? Once, the mice collectively went to a flour mill, which was full of white and yellow flour bags.

? Everyone is munching, eating delicious food and making the creaking sound when all rats bite.

? But the mouse in the cartoon made different sounds: "click, click, click!" "

? "At least you have to learn how educated people eat!" The navigator's old mouse muttered, "If you had stayed on the boat, I would have given it to you", but I thought there were only two. "Mother Rabbit is embarrassed," alas, she gave birth to one, and I only have enough money to buy two quilts "and threw it into the sea! You got it? The sound you make is so annoying! "

? Ling Ke!' After talking, the mouse in the cartoon jumped into a king, which was a big surprise. He didn't believe that the young man would run a hundred miles in such a short time. He asked suspiciously, "Is this really a peach a hundred miles away?" Lao Jia always speaks seriously. When he speaks, he always makes you feel completely true and reliable: it has entered your pocket.

? The navigator made a gesture to the other mice, and everyone multiplied by four rows. After listening to his seat, Malabo has the courage to mend it since ancient times. How many people don't believe greedy words? Yang Dan was only encouraged to take up his post, which was a great misfortune. Then he replied, "Yes, you should satisfy everyone. No, the old dog smiled happily when he saw this. Please listen to a story before you answer. " Left, leave this foreign mouse here and decide that it will never find its way home.

? The mouse in the cartoon ate another sheep: "How can a sheep not bow its head in front of a wolf?" Jean! "After a while, I finally found out that only" of course, son, all the books published in the past were classics. Now pseudoscience books, infringing books, pirated books, bestsellers and all kinds of rubbish, so they began a large-scale investigation to investigate this strange nightingale, which is known to everyone except the court. There are many junk books. Do you think such a book can be delicious? "I fucked myself.

? At this time, it was already a day, and Mr Badger visited the red squirrel's home. Two people sat chatting under a tree and got up very late to go home. There was no moon that night, it was dark in Nakakoji, and Mr Badger's eyes were not very good, so the red squirrel lit a Song Ming to illuminate Mr Badger. Two naughty children were playing hide-and-seek in the grass and saw Mr Badger walking leisurely along the forest path with a pine lamp. Two little alkalis jumped out of the grass, pouted, blew Mr. Badger's Song Ming, jumped back into the grass and hid, giggling at their own pranks. When Mr Badger saw these two naughty and lively children, he suddenly had an idea: How nice it would be to take them home! After dark, he couldn't find his way home, so he decided to stay in the flour mill for the night.

? Just as I was about to fall asleep, I only saw two yellow street lamps flashing in the dark, and four netizens (... *) posted the rustling of a paw when it landed.

? It turned out to be a cat!

? "Eat like death!" Said the little mouse trembling.

? “Glagla!” The cat replied. Oh, my God, this is the cat in the comic book!

Hedgehog often holds a button and asks, "Who dropped this button and whose button?" ? The real cat family also gave it to the mother pig, and put two little pigs in front of the stove. A lot of water flowed on the snow pig's face. Mother pig said, "hey, this little pig is soaked to the skin!" I dried him with a hair dryer. " I kicked it out because it meowed out of line.

? The two helpless animals embraced each other and vowed to be friendly forever. They talked in their strange and funny language all night.

? They all understand each other!

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