Humorous emotional sentences talk about mood

1. When I was a child, my grandmother often gave me a cup of foreign coffee. I didn't know it was Banlangen until I grew up.

2. Dead vines, old trees, faint crows, air-conditioned wifi watermelons, and the same Ge You sofa, which I put aside at sunset.

You still have to dream, or you will tell others when you are drunk.

4. Senior three went to the bank to get a card, and the counter gave me a list. The type of certificate I fill in is: rectangle.

Salary is like a period, once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so.

6. I can stay up with you and advise you to go to bed early, but the best state is that we sleep together.

7. When you suddenly don't reply to my message, I always comfort myself that nothing is wrong. You may be dead.

8. In this fickle age, the best way to make others remember you is to owe money and not pay it back.

9. People say that I have a bad temper, like joking, good-looking face and good temper. It doesn't matter.

10. Looking back on my life, I am the biggest official, that is, the qq group administrator.

1 1. I feel that life is not good, and life feels that I am not good.

12. Smart girls are generally fatter, because the latest scientific research proves that women use adipose tissue to store IQ, and the thicker the adipose layer, the higher the IQ.

13. I dreamed a lot when I was a child, but now I just want to get rich.

14. When I say casually, I mean that employers and employees are too lazy to think about it and can't think of anything good. Although it's up to you, you must want to give me something satisfactory.

15. As long as the courier is still on the way, I think there is still a little hope in this life.

16. Playing with people who can play well is called playing. Playing with people who can't play well is like working overtime!

17. Losing weight is not that easy. Every piece of meat has its temper.

18. The people I hate most are those who are good at flattery and proficient in rhetoric, because being with them will make me look ignorant.

19. When I am bored to death, only money can save my bad mood.

20. I never speak with a thorn. If I embarrass you, please remember I did it on purpose.