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Stay away from love rat. After that, please stay away from love rat and talk about girls.

1. With more and more contacts, you will find that there are indeed many in love rat. Girls should learn to protect themselves. Young girls should stay away from old men, especially old love rat. There is no love at all. They just sleep and play, so there will be no responsibility. When they turn around, they will also criticize girls' mistakes.

2. At the reunion dinner, I personally heard love rat say that male students were not active, refused and irresponsible, and then laughed. He also said that he was a man who didn't recognize pants, and then he smiled. It is suggested that girls keep their eyes open and stay away from love rat. Love rat won't really be nice to you. I'll give you candy in one hand and hide it behind your back with a whip in the other.

There are many things in the world, and love rat never lacks them. Beautiful women need to be calm and not be tempted or confused. They can stay away from love rat.

Little girls should polish their eyes and learn to recognize love rat. Stay away from love rat and cherish life.

5. No amount of chicken soup for the soul can compare with one sentence: Parents have good feelings, and girls can't be wrong! Stay away from love rat!

6. You talk to me about money, I talk to you about feelings, you talk to me about feelings, I talk to you about reason, you talk to me about reason, I give you a rogue, you give me a rogue, and I tell you about the law. Being away from love rat means being away from harm. Those silly girls who still like other people's husbands should wake up.

7. The so-called love rat ends here. A girl's life may not be complete without meeting a few love rat. Whether a man sleeps with you or really loves you really needs to be seen clearly, otherwise it's really disgusting. Some scum in love rat didn't know, and finally they scolded the woman. The worst thing is that the uncle on the hot search also sent people to prison, which is both scum and yin. May all good girls stay away from love rat, and may the world be peaceful.

8. If girls want to stay away from love rat, they must first have self-esteem, self-reliance, self-improvement and self-love, and establish a correct outlook on life, values and honor and disgrace. You bet your youth and beauty on tomorrow, others regard beauty as a plaything, and finally you lose. As long as he can stand the temptation, endure loneliness, see good people clearly and know hooligans, even if he is gentle and respectable, love rat can't do anything.

9. The Rabbit God blesses everything smoothly, billing every day, and wealth is rolling in. The money due will be paid soon and the financial problems can be solved smoothly. Wish my parents and children health and safety, and wish me to stay away from love rat and live the life I want.

10. Time is the touchstone to test love rat, which is true! The men who can make you feel wronged are all love rat. Please stay away from the slag. There are many good men in the world, so cherish them when you meet them!

1 1. I hope 20 19 is far away from love rat. So I changed the ugliest avatar. There are no rotten peaches.

12. Stay away from love rat for the rest of your life, make money, work hard, study hard and make progress together.

13. Over the years, I have only met one love rat, who loves money like a life and is very calculating. Fortunately, recognize the truth in time and stay away as soon as possible. Everyone else is lucky not to have met. I've been in love with my husband since I was a student, and I haven't achieved anything yet. He is not the best man, but he is definitely the best husband. I am willing to give up everything on me, be obedient to me, and clean up my messy house every day ... I really feel how lucky I am to meet him.

I hope 20 19 can have a love of their own. I hope it's not love rat. 20xx, I'm having a terrible time!

15. Suddenly, I realized that you must not raise your daughter to be silly and sweet, but give her enough love and warmth so that she will not be cheated by bad men in the future. It's best to make girls fierce and let love rat stay away automatically.

16. Really, what kind of villain would do such a thing in a place far away from love rat? His youth was given by others. Even if he didn't give money, he sued for fraud, spicy chicken man.

17. On-line in the morning, actor Wu Xiubo filled the screen with love rat. I've never been interested in show business. My entertainment is listening to songs at most, often listening to folk songs. Singers may have a weak face value, and there seems to be not many negative news. I have no sympathy for love rat, Wu Xiubo or a third party. I just hope my friends will not be troubled by emotional problems. If you meet love rat, stay away from stop loss and don't talk about love with love rat. Love again, try buying a house?

18. The Wu Xiubo incident tells young unmarried girls a truth, never love the wrong person! Otherwise, I will send you to prison in minutes without saying a word, trampling on your noble love in vain, and even your parents will be hurt. Love rat does not refuse, does not take the initiative and is irresponsible. Men are vicious, and women are really less than one tenth. Remember. Stay away from love rat and cherish life.

20 19 the worst love rat talks about the short and incisive quotations of love rat.

1. I won't force you to do something you don't want to do.

We can still be best friends after breaking up.

Mom wants me to find a local wife.

All my former girlfriends were nicer to me than you.

No one can live without anyone, so be good.

6. You don't know my mother. My mother is a kind person.

I shouldn't have called you. I don't want to keep you.

8. I only regard you as my sister.

9. I am not satisfied with you.

10. She and I really have nothing.

1 1. Because of my future wife, I hope she is a virgin.

12. I fell in love with you inexplicably and just talked to me before.

13. Although I cheated, I still love you the most!

14. Let's have a rest and calm down.

15. I love you, but I just like her.

16. I feel uncomfortable wearing condoms. Baby, you feel good, too, right?

17. I just made a mistake that every man can make.

18. I don't want to fall in love now.

19. You are my girlfriend, but I have to go out and find another woman.

I don't want to wear a condom. Can you take some medicine?

2 1. I was just having fun. I still want to be with you.

22. You are not my type.

23. Without her (Yi Ping), I would fall in love with you.

24. What do you think is our long relationship? I can't say that.

25. Wearing condoms is uncomfortable. If you shoot outside, you won't get pregnant.

26. I can't refuse blind date introduced by my family. Of course I like you, but we have no future.

27. I like her, but we can't be together.

28. If the family doesn't agree, we are not suitable.

I used to want to be with you, but I still love you, but I don't want to be with you so much.

3 1. I don't want to hurt you or her.

32. You like the sea, and I love you.

Tell me when you miss me, and I'll come to you.

34. She is more active than you.

35. It was all my fault. This has nothing to do with her. Don't blame her.

You are very kind, but I don't deserve you.

37. My mother won't let us be together.

My mother doesn't like girls who don't do housework.

39. You have her eyes.

40. marry a good man.

4 1. Sorry, or you can beat me up.

42. If you are willing to make up, I will break up at once.

43. I am a traditional person, and I like the feeling of three wives and four concubines.

A satire on love rat.

First, wear a mask when you go out, and don't let the urban management and the city see it. How hard they work,

Second, why do you think I wear this broken gas mask every day? I'm afraid I will be smoked to death in this field battle.

Third, there is no love rat in the world, but he really doesn't love you. In this world, not all love is good, and not everyone deserves to be loved. Rather than how to love a person, we should learn how to judge whether a person is worth loving. We should learn how to give up a love, not how to manage it. The only way to treat love rat is to identify and leave.

I am not your straw boat, so don't give me your lewdness.

5. Don't do anything wrong and pour all the dirty water on yourself. I have to save it for flushing the toilet.

6. I can't believe I will meet love rat. I treat my feelings sincerely. If I decide to be with someone, I will get along well. I do have some emotional cleanliness, so I don't look at a person's external conditions. The most important thing is whether two people are suitable or not, but I won't doubt each other's character. All right! Become a better self.

7. Seeing your powerless struggle, I suddenly feel pity.

Eight, before you spray dung, think about what you have done and whether you are qualified to talk about others.

Besides men and women, I like people like you best!

Ten, when I face up to everything, down-to-earth to find the matching partner, take my feelings seriously, and find myself from a love rat magnet to a male magnet, and blx has also become a diamond heart.

Eleven, you look so disgusting, how dare you go out?

Twelve, angry, Gu Qiushui treat two girls is love rat. Xiaohong is so kind that a girl who treats this love rat is a success. . . .

Thirteen, your life, summed up in eight words, absurd, timid.

If you have a crush on someone, there is no need to be together. You just need to look at her from a distance and see her smile, and you will feel very happy. -Feng Yang Yun Tan.

Fifteen, you are the most shocking and failed in the history of human creation!

You are the biggest pencil box I have ever seen. Aren't you tired of holding so many pens?

17. I think you are great. Why are you looking for my ex-boyfriend

Eighteen, if all cheating is called fickle, then you are abnormal.

Nineteen, I'm serious; Be kind to the beautiful single girls around you. Because I'm not love rat. They all trust me. Just play with me.

Don't think that your teeth are white, but it can also be used as a negative teaching material for Colgate, which is the most suitable. Yellow, like hay, can't be found in the grass.

Twenty-one, listen to you, my IQ has been dragged down by you twice, so you'd better crawl away!

Twenty-two-year-old, a girl who seems very simple to me and thinks she should be treated with care by others, was chased by love rat in two nights. Oh, forget it. Everyone has to take a detour, right?

Twenty-three, I heard that you are rich and Erlang God is your master.

Take a photo, dig a mouth, drum a cheek, or hold a fist to your face.

Twenty-five, don't talk with dog food, babbling, who can understand.

26. If he doesn't talk, you can say it, but dare not say it. Don't be so arrogant in the future.

Twenty-seven, who are you going out to lose to? What's your look now? Really make your ancestors in the underworld restless!

Twenty-eight, the head of bombardment combs the head of lightning strike, which grave circle explosion brought you here.

Goodbye, love rat. Tell me.

First, everyone is immature and has no responsibility to bear the pressure of life. When the feelings are weak, I don't want to love anymore. I can't bear the responsibility behind love. If you are tired, go home for the New Year.

Second, I met you, love rat and love rat. What a coincidence. I am in love. Unfortunately, I don't want you to win too easily.

Third, women never need to rely on men to survive. Every time a girl comes to ask me what to do if I want to give up after meeting love rat, I always feel sad: Girl, if you stay with him for one more second, you will continue to waste your life. Now that you know it's love rat, stop at once. Don't be reluctant to spend your precious time. Time is life.

Fourth, do you think it's invincible to scold a few words? Will you stop being so funny?

No amount of chicken soup for the soul can compare with one sentence: a girl with good parents can't be wrong! Stay away from love rat!

6. I don't know why I always dream about my ex recently. I can swear that I won't think of that person every day, but my dream is not good either. I dreamed that I asked for forgiveness and said that I would still be friends. Before watching the Venus Show, I said I would be friends with my ex. I want to say that breaking up is not always peaceful. How can we be friends? Burn incense and bless you not to dream of love rat.

Seven, to deal with you this kind of local ruffians and hooligans is to be merciless.

Wu Xiubo love rat, full-screen actor of Chenguang Online. I've never been interested in show business. My entertainment is listening to songs and often listening to folk songs. Singers may be a little weak, and there seems to be not much negative news. I have no sympathy for love rat, Wu Xiubo or a third party. I just hope my friends will not be troubled by emotional problems. If you meet love rat, stay away from stop loss and don't talk about the love between love rat. Try buying a house again?

I just want to say that girls look down on Mr. Nice guy and send him a nice card to a kind boy, but they are willing to get lost in love rat's sweet talk and money worship, and don't want to admit that it is just a bitch's memorial arch. I just want to say that mlgb, love rat and love rat have their own fault for choosing love rat slag.

Ten, there is heaven on earth, not in my hometown Suzhou and Hangzhou. Although the scenery is beautiful, it is not what I expected. What is heaven? I miss the past in her hometown.

Eleven, I inexplicably fell in love with you who once only talked to me.

Twelve, women don't have to have earth-shattering achievements, but they must have the ability to support themselves. If nothing else, they won't be unable to live after meeting love rat.

Thirteen, don't give you a little face, you don't know what you are? I earned face by myself.

I really don't know what to do if she leaves me.

15. Why can't an old bosom friend become an old friend in the end? The stranger in the coming year is actually the closest XXX yesterday. I hope you will never appear in my life again.

Sixteen years old, it is said that when a girl is young, no one will meet many love rat. I smiled, as if a woman can meet a good man when she is old.

Seventeen, those women who think that all men in the world are scum when they see love rat, how much she believes, how much she is worried that others will say that she has a bad eye.

18. Don't admit or deny the four skills of saving love rat from cold violence. Never promise anything, be ready to quit at any time.

Nineteen, every time I see a spoony boy meet a girl who doesn't care about him, I feel distressed. Obviously, I have worked hard enough in love. Why does she still want to hurt me? Love is the most unequal thing. Only when you meet the right person can you respond to your efforts. Otherwise, you are playing a one-man show. Only after meeting love rat will a woman remember her former goodness. This is a vicious circle. I hope you can be happy forever.

Twenty, your eyes are like hers.

2 1. Sometimes it's not that we are naturally prone to meet love rat, but that our values don't match and crush each other, crushing each other to pieces.

Twenty-two years old, when I was young, I never met such a love rat and a bitch. I deliberately showed my love and was crushed by love, which made people haggard for Iraq.

Twenty-three, more contact, in-depth, you will find that there are indeed many girls in love rat to learn to protect themselves. Young girls should stay away from old men, especially old love rat. There is no love at all. What's the responsibility of just sleeping and playing? When I turn around, I will criticize the mistakes of girls.

I love you, but I just like her.

Twenty-five, meet a lot of girls, and the probability of meeting the so-called love rat is quite high. In practice, most boys can't stand the former, while quite a few girls are close to the latter. Love rat was criticized as a whole, but he was very popular as an individual. If he has no morality, don't criticize his choice from the height of morality. The older I get, the more I feel that emotional investment can only be short-term and can never be long-term.

Twenty-six, born without fear of death, afraid of the dead are not born.

Twenty-seven, in the year of sixty, we want to live a life like flowers. To be young is to be passionate rather than confused.

In fact, I really believe that true love has no such thing as your bad temper, willfulness and willfulness, and there is no such thing as enthusiastic commitment. Naturally, I will tolerate you and take care of you at any time, unlike the emotional nonsense I said when I was a child. I don't hate the love rat I met before. I just appreciate meeting you at my right age, but I really feel your love for me. Thank you.

Twenty-nine, I'm back, and I still love you.

Thirty, there is no need to send our group photo to a circle of friends.

Thirty-one, let's take a break and calm down.

32. Little girls should polish their eyes and learn to recognize love rat. Stay away from love rat and cherish life.

33. The person I love, I want to give her happiness by myself. I don't trust others.

I hope to stay away from love rat. So I changed the ugliest avatar. There are no rotten peaches.

Don't do anything wrong and spill all the dirty water on yourself. I have to save it for flushing the toilet.

I used to want to be with you, but I still love you, but I don't want to be with you so much.

37. You say you always meet love rat, but do you have a chance to give it to love rat? No, you don't like him. He is not in the mood, has no money, and has no value.