Happy mood phrase: Uncle, take care of your daughter-in-law and don't let her bully my daughter-in-law all the time.

1. I'm sorry to tell my boyfriend what to do when I buy sanitary napkins in the future, saying that I want to buy clothes for my aunt.

2. In this world, only soap is seriously losing weight.

The so-called pig-like roommate is that I caught a cold and asked him to bring a box of black and white. As a result, he brought me a pack of Oreos.

Mosquitoes are gods. If you don't buy some mosquito-repellent incense to burn, it will sting you all the time.

5. What is loneliness? That is, I charged 50 yuan for the phone bill, and I haven't used it up for three months, three months!

6. Review is to reconfirm what you can't know. Really can't.

7. The teacher said that a wrong question is a kind of wealth. I read my paper and found that I am a local tyrant.

8. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married.

9. Homework, we really don't fit in. Please be thin-skinned and break up with me.

10. When your hair reaches your waist, I'll click a knife.

1 1. I have visited all your girlfriends and always believe that I am the best one.

12. Mom, I am thirteen years old. I want to wear a bra. No way! ! ! I want to use sanitary napkins. No way! ! ! My sister used it when she was thirteen. Shut up, son! ! !

13. Uncle, take care of your daughter-in-law and don't let her bully my daughter-in-law.

14. The wolf is coming, and the child said it three times and no one believed it. The teacher came and said it again and again, and finally found an animal more terrible than a wolf.

15. Picking up girls actually depends on two magic weapons: 1, face, 2, shameless.

16. Mulan, I like you. Let's be together! Wocao, you know I'm a woman? ! ! Wocao, are you a woman? ! !

17. Seeing that your family is poor, the mouse went to your house with tears in his eyes.

18. The first sentence of Song of Macao: You know Macao, that's not my real name. I always thought it was sesame seed cake. Just don't eat me!

19. A friend sent a QQ saying: For your own Audi, your wife's Dior and your son's Oreo, you must study hard. Here is a divine reply: for your alto, for your wife's mystery, for your son's olympiad, Altman, study hard!

20. Why is there a sudden nosebleed and irregular menstruation?

2 1. Bad grades, bad temper, bad personality, bad temper and bad looks. The only thing I am proud of is my good digestion.

22. When I was a child, I wrote essays to help the elderly. Now think about it, how brave I am!

23. I was told that it's cool to have a room. I couldn't help getting a room last night. It's really cool to sleep alone in such a big bed!

24. String your hydrogen with my carbon! String an isobutane, string an atomic group! Let's wait for the call of all periods and double bonds and get together as partners! Don't be young, the more you grow up, the more lonely you become! Throw my sodium carbonate into your hydrochloric acid! Let the earth go around with our atomic group forever! Call out to the sky, sodium magnesium, aluminum silicon phosphorus! To the drifting white clouds, projection, catalyst! Thick hydrochloric acid will smoke when opened, halogen element chlorobromoiodine! Orbits overlap and we form valence bonds! I want to take you to self-study and ask you questions about the element cycle! Give you the brightest star and ask your related reaction! Redox electrons move, and wind energy and water energy are not as good as hydrogen! Let us freely sink into the ocean of chemistry! To the daughter-in-law

1: You are lucky to meet me, your secret is that you like me, and our happiness is that you love me. 2. The man who loves you will occasionally look like a child, a father and a hooligan in front of you.

Daughter-in-law, you don't have to do anything. I will take care of you all my life.

How wonderful it is that we love each other forever. ]

It is enough to put the love of one's life on one person.

6: Today is my birthday. Wish me and my loved ones happiness forever.

7: Altman, don't cry. Little monsters will always be with you. If you are in a bad mood, just hit me.

8: Every time there is a lot of noise, but I really haven't left.

9: How long is life? I have loved you for so long all my life.

10: There is a kind of guardian called Never Leave.

1 1: Because love is hard-won, we should cherish it no matter how hard it is.

12: The happiness I want is simple: good morning, good afternoon and good night. I love you.

13: Hugging the person you like is the happiest.

14: Hold your hand and grow old with your son. At this moment, how can you turn back?

15: Sweet taste, just like floating bubbles.

16: Close your left eye to see your lovely shyness.

17: When I met you, I wanted to hold hands for a lifetime.

18: The happiest thing is to get up in the morning, and you and the sun are there.

19: hold your hand, even if the end of the world comes, I am not afraid.

20: Life is short, and I am willing to make mistakes with you.

2 1: I want to love, one you, one heart, one heart, all my life.

22: The best happiness is to remember someone forever.

Happiness is like a river. The deeper the silence.

24: You said I was your sweet burden. ⌒)

I have given up my youth, and I am willing to accompany you to the old age.

26: Because love is hard-won, no matter how hard it is, we should cherish it.

27: The happiness I want is simple: good morning, good afternoon and good night. I love you.

28: Hugging the person you like is the happiest.

29: Hold your hand and grow old with your son. At this moment, how can you turn back?

30: Sweet taste, just like floating bubbles.

3 1: Close your left eye to see your lovely shyness.

32: When I met you, I wanted to hold hands for a lifetime.

The happiest thing is to get up in the morning, and you and the sun are there.

Hold your hand, even if the end of the world comes, I am not afraid.

35: Life is short, and I am willing to make mistakes with you.

36: I want to love, a you, wholeheartedly, all my life.

The best happiness is to remember someone forever.

Happiness is like a river. The deeper the silence.

39: You said I was your sweet burden. ⌒)

40: I have given up my youth, and I am willing to accompany you to the old age.

4 1: Egg yolk is happy because she has an eggshell that loves her.

Xiao Ai said to Sheng Da: As long as you really marry me, I will have a good life with you.

I love you forever. I love you forever. I love you forever. Cherish me with my life. I love you.

You are my sun, and I am a proud sunflower, bathed in your warm sunshine.

45: Longing for love, enjoying happiness, holding hands with happiness for life! !

We are the tenderest love in the world. We are all tenderly loved by the world.

47: Idiot, I won't be lonely, because I am very happy with you.

48: Your eyebrows are rippling, which is my most exciting string.

49: Happiness is unprecedented, with laughter and tears.

Happy mood phrase

Happy mood phrase

1, there is a person waiting for you forever in this world, no matter when, no matter where you are, you know, there is always such a person.

2. What should be abandoned is helplessness, and what should not be abandoned is incompetence; Ignorance should give up if you don't give up, and persistence should not give up if you don't give up.

3, happiness should be accompanied by sadness, and the rain will clear up. If rain remains after rain, if sorrow remains after sorrow.

Please let us face this parting frankly. Smile to find an impossible you!

Please don't cheat a kind girl. There are too few kind girls in this world.

There was a sincere love in front of me, and I didn't cherish it. I regret it when I lose it. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl: I love you. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is 10 thousand years!

6. Some things are beyond our control, so we must control ourselves.

7. Among thousands of people, meet the people you meet; In thousands of years, in the boundless wilderness of time, we happened to catch up, neither earlier nor later.

8. No matter when you start, it is important not to stop after you start; No matter when it ends, it is important not to regret it after it ends.

9. Apart from tears, time is the only thing that can wash away everything. The longer the time, the weaker the conflict, just like tea that is constantly diluted.

10. Life is only a few decades. Don't leave any regrets for yourself. Laugh happily and cry if you want. Love when it is time to love. There is no need to suppress yourself.

1 1. You are leaving so soon. No sooner have you come back than they are leaving. I am so sad. I really don't want you to go. Can you not go?

12. If one day I leave you, it must be time that doesn't allow us to be together. Don't worry, don't cry, one day you will find another me.

13, I have told you a million times in my heart that you don't belong to me anymore. Why do I suddenly think of you? Why does my heart hurt so much?

14, telling the inequality of love and friendship, just want to keep the best relationship, not the fruitless result.

15, quietly squatting in that corner, listening to the heartbeat. Review and convince yourself that I can wait for you to change your mind. Your departure made me wait quietly.

16, with the purest and kindest smile, doing all the dark and despicable things.

17, completely self-confessed, the artists seen by the audience are only the side in the gossip magazine. However, will everyone know the real side?

18, men are sensational, and love stories go in one ear and out the other.

No matter how hard she tries, his eyes always look over her shoulders into the unknown distance and never stop on her face …

20. Before respecting love, think clearly whether he is your lifelong companion!

2 1, I'm not your best friend anymore. Remember to walk silently after parting and be moved by you.

Love daughter-in-law's words, love daughter-in-law's sentences

First, you have your outlook on life, I have my outlook on life, and I won't interfere with you. As long as I can, I will influence you. If not, then I'll accept my fate.

Second, everyone who looks as if nothing has happened during the day may have secretly cried in bed one night.

Third, people's hearts are difficult to understand, and people know their faces but don't know their hearts; Meeting is too beautiful, falling in love is easier than getting along; Some people walk into their hearts like old friends; Some people, when walking, fade out of sight and have difficulty communicating with each other; Therefore, the encounter between people depends on fate, and the heart-to-heart knowledge depends on sincerity; If you have two or three friends in life, you will be lucky if you talk about everything and never leave.

I dare not promise, it is not so much that you are not good enough as that I am afraid of losing you. Friends often live longer than lovers.

The best thing in life is to find someone who knows all your shortcomings, mistakes and shortcomings, but still finds you attractive.

6. What you get by testing your promise with lies must be cheating. Don't do unworthy things for unworthy people.

Seven, people with goals are running, and people without goals are wandering because they don't know where to go!

Eight, my wealth is not because I have a lot, but because I take very little.

Nine, don't bow your head, the crown will fall; Don't cry, others will laugh; Don't be wishful thinking, don't get it.

Ten, there is no absolute happiness in the world, only a heart that refuses happiness.

XI. Nothing is impossible. Life always goes through some sad times.

Although I avoid seeing you, I still miss you in my heart. In fact, there is a kind of missing, called avoiding and not seeing.

Thirteen, if you are complaining that fate doesn't care, then please remember: life is an excuse for losers; Luck is a modest word for success. Although fate is decided by heaven, complaining is only a sign of cowardice; Hard work is the attitude of life!

Fourteen, after the college entrance examination, there are only winter and summer in my hometown, and there is no spring and autumn. May the students win the battle tomorrow.

Fifteen, the most important three days in this life: the day when there is you in the world, the day when there is me in the world, and the day when you and I become us.

Sixteen, some things can win or lose. If you win for a while, you can start all over again if you lose. Sometimes, if you lose, you are completely defeated, and you can't get what you lost back. For example, parents should be filial as early as possible, and they don't want their children to be raised. For example, health, don't trample it when you are struggling, and then trample it when you become famous. For example, emotions, some people have been immersed in the years and become your shadow. Without them, you are doomed to be lonely.

Seventeen, you must leave to develop yourself. The so-called parents are those who are constantly happy and sad behind their backs and want to get their hugs back but dare not say anything.

It is safest to take the old road chosen by everyone, but there are often traffic jams.

Nineteen, who walked through whose youth and left a smile; Who stayed in whose flower season, warm thoughts.

Twenty, all beings are not necessarily predestined friends, and those who are predestined friends are not necessarily all beings. Only by following the fate can you understand the Tao. Tea washes the heart, and the heart is like a mirror. As long as a person sees himself clearly, he can distinguish the impermanent world. Crazy love, don't panic, tomorrow will come as promised. Flowers in spring are still so beautiful.

Twenty-one, life is one encounter after another, all fate, no good or bad, no right or wrong. Fate is coming, treat each other well; When fate is over, we will be apart.

Twenty-two, love, there is no reason to love dearly and tolerance without preconditions.

Twenty-three, if you are used to the habit that you shouldn't be used to, it is unbearable; If you care about what you shouldn't care about, it's humiliation.

24. If you want to walk faster, please go alone. If you want to go further, please go with us!

Twenty-five, life is alive, there are always some empty cities, and the years are not over; There are always a few seasons when the flowers are cool and sad. A lot of things,