Talking about being a light bulb

1. Recently I read a story about Chinese people competing with Indians to swallow light bulbs. I feel that the cause is the Chinese people’s super ability to question and doubt. The cause is the Chinese people’s lack of integrity, and the Chinese people have become extremely smart. He has a sharp mind, denies everything, and often mocks the stupidity of the Western people. However, in the end he still cannot defeat the reality, simplicity, simplicity, mutual trust and frankness of the Western world. The people of our country often lose the big because of the small, and live a simple life at the expense of complexity. Happy life is lost.

2. During the Spring Festival, I spent the Spring Festival alone as always, acting as a light bulb for them.

3. My desk lamp and chandelier fell in love, so I became the light bulb in my home.

4. Valentine's Day is coming, friends are welcome to ask me to be a light bulb and take care of the food. I will shut up when I should shut up and tell jokes when the atmosphere is awkward.

5. Today’s father can repair light bulbs, cook, and do many things, but when he thinks about his children in the future, his father will pretend to be cute and act silly just to play LoL. That’s sad

6. If you need a light bulb for Valentine's Day, please contact me. If you need to play the role of a mistress to test your sincerity, please contact me. How bright the light bulb is and how ruthless the mistress is, the price depends on everything.

7. Winter vacation is my blue face, Summer vacation is my beauty, why are you the light bulb between us?

8. It is said that when two men and one woman walk together, the three of them will feel like light bulbs.

9. Behind the lies are lies. If you forget, you will forget. Don’t pretend that you haven’t. Think about it. I don’t want you to take me as a good friend, but you don’t care and treat me as a dispensable existence. This will only gradually alienate the relationship between us. Don't forget me as an old friend when you have new friends. As a Scorpio, I don't like this, and I don't like to be a light bulb. I am such a Scorpio, I can cut my teeth with my friends and separate them, and I can also be ruthless.

10. "Mom, why is the street still so bright without the lights on?" "Silly boy, that's a light bulb!"