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Guo said.

1. Looking back on the happiness I once mistakenly thought, I found it was just an encounter.

I once had a crazy idea. Now I'm desperate to forget

3. Who knows that he is not alone when he is uncomfortable?

4. I am most afraid that people who are desperately good to me will pull away instantly and then be cold to me.

5. Some things are not knots, but scars.

6. Distance won't ruin a relationship, but mutual distrust is the real problem.

7. How many people were sent away by saying that we were not suitable.

8. I am the protagonist in your heart, but the ending is lost to a supporting role.

9. I like looking up at the sky, because my tears will not stay.

10. It is not necessarily a big bird that can fly, but Li Ning; It is not necessarily a monk who burns incense at the meeting, but also a panda.

1 1. Sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found it worrying.

12. The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, that person still dismissed me.

13. Not afraid of opponents like gods, but afraid of teammates like rogue rabbits.

14. The most painful thing in the world is not where you will go, but the abdominal pain caused by defecation, which cannot be solved.

15. I hate Qin Shihuang. He didn't finish burning the book.

16. If my leaving can bring you a smile, you'd better cry.

17. Hello, this is my exclusive news. Baidu can't even find it.

19. Now I understand that a person can be so sad that he has no emotion, no words and no expression.

20. A tear is made up of one percent water and ninety-nine percent emotion.

Classic lines of protagonist and supporting sketch

Chen: This, this is wrong, right?

Zhu: What's wrong?

Chen: This dress is not mine!

Zhu: It's yours!

Chen: You must have misheard me.

Zhu: What's wrong?

Chen: Let me see what you are wearing!

Zhu: Don't look! This is yours!

Chen: It's not mine!

Zhu: You are a traitor!

Chen: I am a traitor? Which play?

Zhu: Just this play!

Chen: This time? Huh? I defected again this time?

Zhu: Look!

Chen: No!

Zhu: The first three scenes of our play.

Chen: We are all the same in the first three games. They are all the Eighth Route Army!

Zhu: You defected in the first three games!

Chen: Really?

Zhu: Let's rehearse the sixth scene today!

Chen: What does the sixth scene mean?

Zhu: You advised me to surrender.

Chen: Right, right, right!

Zhu: Then I'll shoot you!

Chen: How do you think this screenwriter made it up? !

Zhu: Why did you make it up?

Chen: You said I practiced well in the first three games of the Eighth Route Army!

Zhu: I think so! A * * * two words!

Chen: It feels so good! Yes! Report to the captain, the enemy is coming! How's it going?

Zhu: This sentence has been cut off!

Chen: By the way, I forgot that this sentence was deleted. There is another sentence. Isn't that harder? Isn't it? I was caught by the devil in the fourth inning.

Zhu: Right.

Chen: I was tortured by the enemy. What do you think if I hold on a little longer?

Zhu: Huh?

Chen: I can't live if I bite my teeth again?

Zhu: So you haven't become a positive person?

Chen: Yes!

Zhu: What about me?

Chen: We can adapt it again!

Zhu: How to adapt!

Chen: Look at you, Lao Mao, from Shandong. We are loyal friends. We are willing to do anything for our friends. I'm a little busy with my friends today. Do you have to help?

Zhu: Let me know if there is anything!

Chen: Look, you defected for me today.

Zhu: What what? I will defect for you!

Chen: You betray me!

Zhu: No no no!

Chen: If you feel cheated, I'll give you this silk dress. I wear this dress!

Zhu: No, no, I can't make this offer!

Chen: You're welcome! Take it!

Zhu: Who was polite to you? I am a positive person, the protagonist!

Chen: It's over. Having said that, you still want me to play a supporting role for you.

Zhu: OK, let's go!

Chen: How is the air? To tell the truth, when we get to the stage, we'll see who has the chance!

Zhu: Go on!

Chen: Captain, don't shoot, it's me!

Zhu: Oh, it's your boy!

Chen: Hey hey, it's me!

Zhu: Stand back! Step back. Step back.

Chen: Why are you standing in the back?

Zhu: Supporting role!

Zhu: Is it your son?

Chen: It's me!

Zhu: Ah! You led the enemy here?

Chen: Captain! The imperial army asked me to give you a message, as long as you can surrender to the imperial army.

Zhu: Wait, wait, wait. How can I turn my back on the audience?

Chen: How should I know?

Zhu: Are you standing in the wrong position?

Chen: What do you mean by standing?

Zhu: You stand like this!

Chen: Why am I standing like this?

Zhu: You just stand there!

Chen: I can't stand it!

Zhu: Why not?

Chen: You see, the audience can only see my profile?

Zhu: That's right. You are a supporting role.

Chen: The supporting role only deserves half a face? Does that make sense?

Zhu: You can move this side of your face to that side!

Chen: What about this side of my face?

Zhu: No!

Chen: Put them all here. This is a double face!

Zhu: You're just playing with two faces. You can't steal the play, can you? You should always make sure that my face is positive to the audience in this place.

Chen: OK, OK, I promise you are in front of the audience!

Zhu: Right.

Chen: OK.

Zhu: Come on!

Zhu: Did you lead the enemy here?

Chen: The imperial army asked me to give you a message, as long as you can surrender to the imperial army.

Zhu: daydreaming! You traitor!

Chen: I did it for your own good! Taijun said!

Zhu: Stop it! Why do you always get in my way? !

Chen: Why am I in your way? I want to make sure you give it to the audience, so I have to give it to the audience!

Zhu: You are stealing a play!

Chen: Did I steal the show? I rob the play? I don't even want my face. What can I do to steal the show? !

Zhu: Do you think I can still give you a death rule for an actor like you?

Chen: Then you make the rules!

Zhu: Come on, just stand here!

Chen: Where is the station?

Zhu: Here!

Chen: This is it? This big place? !

Zhu: How big a house do you want?

Chen: OK! Enough to stand!

Zhu: OK, a little bigger. Come and stand here!

Chen: OK, don't worry, I won't leave this circle, so I'll trick him into getting it.

Zhu: Huh? what did you say ? /Excuse me?

Chen: I can't tell you that this circle can also cooperate well!

Zhu: Come down. Let's go

Chen: Captain! Don't shoot, it's me! it is me

Zhu: Oh, it's your boy! You let the enemy go and look at me! Look at me!

Chen: Out of the circle!

Zhu: Did you lead the enemy here? Are you taking a bath?

Chen: Who is taking a bath?

Zhu: What are you doing? ?

Chen: I designed this play. Wipe the sweat!

Zhu: You can't move.

Chen: Why did I move?

Zhu: When you walk around that place, everyone looks at you and stops looking at me!

Chen: If you care about me, who do you care about? Yes!

Zhu: You said you, Perth, you don't know your qualifications!

Chen: I didn't know that myself!

Zhu: Your conditions are really good! Let everyone see, this nose, this eye, this head melon seeds, it took thousands of years to produce one! An image like you, a thief, an illegal trader and a local ruffian, doesn't need to be poked there!

Chen: This is the product of thousands of years!

Zhu: You are nothing!

Chen: You said I was not a thing!

Zhu: You bastard!

Chen: What am I?

Zhu: I mean, an image like you, just poke it there, without acting? !

Chen: How? It's like a wire, okay?

Zhu: You don't have to act! ?

Chen: Really? Then this acting is simple!

Zhu: So!

Chen: OK, just do as you say!

Zhu: Come on!

Chen: Captain! Don't shoot, it's me!

Zhu: Oh, it's your boy! Talk to me! You led the enemy here? Talk to me!

Chen: Can your appliance pole talk?

Zhu: I still have to say my lines!

Chen: Just say it!

Zhu: You must remember that as long as I take out my gun and raise my hand.

Chen: What?

Zhu: You will fall down.

Chen: Why?

Zhu: This shows that I am a good marksman!

Chen: Of course!

Zhu: Did you lead the enemy here?

Chen: Captain, the imperial army told you to put down your gun.

Zhu: Shut up, daydreaming! You traitor!

Chen: I did it for your own good. I surrender to the imperial army and promise you.

Zhu: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! On behalf of the government and people, I shoot you! Is anybody there? Is anybody there?

Chen: What about this one?

Zhu: Why did you fall before I hit you?

Chen: Isn't that what you said? Just pull out your gun and raise your hand, and I will fall!

Zhu: Then I haven't done it yet!

Chen: Oh, that doesn't mean you are a good shot!

Zhu: You are stealing a play!

Chen: I didn't steal the play!

Zhu: Stir the play!

Chen: I didn't mess around!

Zhu: You!

Chen: I did what you wanted!

Zhu: What is my intention?

Chen: I will do whatever you want me to do? You see, my supporting role is too difficult! Zhu Shimao, I have been acting for more than ten years. I've never seen such a difficult protagonist. I've had enough. Stop acting!

Zhu: I know you have emotions!

Chen: I'm not in the mood, haha, not in the mood!

Zhu: I know you don't want to play a supporting role!

Chen: I have been acting for more than ten years! I'm telling you!

Zhu: I know you want to play the leading role!

Chen: Nonsense, who doesn't want to act!

Zhu: Huh?

Chen: Who wants to play?

Zhu: But not everyone can play the leading role!

Chen: Don't be so whimsical!

Zhu: Everyone has different conditions. You can't play my role!

Chen: I can't play your role?

Zhu: Exactly!

Chen: Honestly, you think I don't understand!

Zhu: Know what?

Chen: Actors can always see through the clothes they play! I want to change your clothes!

Zhu: How about it?

Chen: I play better than you!

Zhu: What what? You play a positive role?

Chen: What if I play a positive role?

Zhu: Ask the friend sitting here, but it won't pass!

Chen: Ask!

Zhu: Don't mobilize the masses!

Chen: How can I mobilize the masses? The eyes of the masses are naturally discerning!

Zhu: OK, OK, today I will let him have this addiction for everyone!

Chen: Huh? What a change! What a change!

Zhu: Come on, I mainly want to show you how I play a supporting role!

Chen: No, no,no. I'll show you if I can play the leading role today!

Zhu: You said I was the only one. He is also an underground worker wearing this kind of clothes! Look at this, a spy who broke into our army. What are you doing twisting your ass?

Chen: Boy!

Zhu: Go, who is this kid! I said, are you ready?

Chen: OK!

Zhu: Get down!

Chen: Hey!

Zhu: Why?

Chen: Go down, I am the protagonist!

Zhu: Back off, back off!

Chen: Hey, what does the traitor look like! Go down! Here we go.

Zhu: Let's go! Captain!

Chen: Stop, don't come here! I'll shoot you!

Zhu: Captain, don't shoot! Don't shoot!

Chen: How to open this!

Wish: Have fun! Can you play? Never played!

Chen: What are you talking about? Let's go Let's go

Zhu: Let's go!

Chen: Let's go!

Zhu: Captain! Captain! Don't shoot!

Chen: My play hasn't started yet!

Zhu: Let's start when I play!

Chen: It's time for me to act!

Zhu: Then when shall I play?

Chen: I don't care when you call!

Zhu: How can you ignore it?

Chen: Then why do you always want to watch me do styling?

Zhu: Still styling!

Chen: We have to take a picture!

Zhu: It is still on display now.

Chen: That's right!

Zhu: OK, I'll go as soon as you show up!

Chen: That's right!

Zhu: OK!

Chen: Take a good look! Let's go

Zhu: Let's go!

Chen: Comrades, persistence is victory. People are waiting for news of our exploits. Brothers, hold on, hold on! Hey! Come on!

Zhu: Captain!

Chen: What person!

Zhu: Don't shoot, it's me!

Chen: Ah, it's your boy! Let me ask you something. You put the eighth route army

Zhu: What? !

Chen: Did you lead the devils here?

Zhu: Captain, the devil asked me to take a message for you!

Chen: What did the imperial army say?

Zhu: Huh? The Japanese want you to surrender!

Chen: Bah! What word?

Zhu: daydreaming!

Chen: Dreaming during the day! What about the back?

Zhu: You traitor!

Chen: You are the traitor!

Zhu: I said my lines, you traitor!

Chen: Oh, ok, I see. You traitor, I always thought I was the only one who could defect. Unexpectedly, you Zhu Shimao, a heavy guy, also defected to the revolution!

Zhu: Captain, the devil told you to surrender!

Chen: There's more to come!

Zhu: It's gone!

Chen: Yes!

Zhu: It's gone!

Chen: Don't I have the conditions to ask you?

Zhu: No conditions!

Chen: Nonsense! Nobody can surrender!

Zhu: Is this a positive person?

Chen: Oh, I see!

Zhu: Know what?

Chen: Long time no see. Did your boy take all the benefits that Taijun gave me?

Zhu: There is also a rebate!

Chen: Say, is there?

Zhu: No!

Chen: Don't play dumb with me! You think I don't know!

Zhu: What do you know?

Chen: Hey, when I arrived, the imperial army told me everything!

Zhu: What did you say?

Chen: The Imperial Army asked me to take a message for you. As long as you can give the gun to the imperial army, you will be prosperous all your life. What a big ticket!

Zhu: daydreaming! You traitor ~

Chen: Captain!

Zhu: Why didn't I see it before?

Chen: No way! Captain!

Zhu: I shoot you on behalf of the government and people! Where is my gun?

Chen: What about this one?

Zhu: I am going to shoot! Boom! Boom!

Chen: Ouch, Captain!

Zhu: Bang!

Chen: No, I am the protagonist!

Zhu: You, do what you have to do!

Leading role and supporting role lines

Director: Attention all departments. Let's start at once. Let's be vigilant. That actor is here, isn't he? Come on, come on, is the camera ready? Camera: OK, OK.

Director: I'll tell you about today's play, called the siege of Gaixia. Who is it about? Xiang Yu, the overlord of the Western Chu Dynasty, fought against Liu Bang. Xiang Yu was chased by Wujiang River, and was defeated and dying. He committed suicide on the Wujiang River. Is that the scene?

Actor (all): I see.

Director: This deputy director praised you. This Xiang Yu found a good job. High horse is very good.

First: director, director, I am the masses (laughs)

Director: Not bad, not bad, not bad. Although this one is short, it's good to have temperament. I recommend it.

Second: director, director, I am also a mass (laughs).

Director: (referring to the next person) He is Xiang Yu. No, it's no use. This armor needs some sponges.

Third: I'm not a director.

Number one: He's with us.

Director: It's not a question of whether Xiang Yu will come or not.

Three people: (Qi) coming, coming (give up Xiang Yu later).

Director: Are you Xiang Yu? (Hit him)

Xiang Yu: Why did you hit someone?

Director: Is this Xiang Yu?

Xiang Yu: (whispering) I hit Xiang Yu.

Director: Hello?

Xiang Yu: I work for General Manager Huang.

Director: Whose people?

Xiang Yu: Manager Huang.

Director: It's him again (angry) Yes, yes! Have fun. Just like Xiang Yu. Do you know how to play? Come up with a knife, kill you (third), kill you (second), kill you (first), and then Wujiang committed suicide. Do you remember the lyrics?

Xiang Yu: I see, remember.

Director: (to the camera) Remember to give him a close-up (Xiang Yu)! All right! prepare

Director: Go!

Three people: kill!

(Xiang Yu killed the third, second and first in turn.)

Xiang Yu: I am a hero.

Second: third brother!

First: Big Brother!

Xiang Yu: (Continue) Now that it has come to this.

Second: I left my hometown when I was a child. It's like we had a big meal. Now my big brother is injured. Give him a good time

Number one: but I can't,

Xiang Yu: This will be the burial place of my Xiang Yu.

Second: third brother! Do it! (Stabbing each other) (Two people fall to the ground)

Second: third brother!

Director: (on stage) Self-pity. No suicide. What are you doing?

Xiang Yu: I thought there was a chance between them, and then I let them,

Director: Wujiang committed suicide with them! What are you two doing? (Look at them)

Second: We are designing some characters now.

Director: What personality! Xiang Yu's Wujiang River committed suicide. You two don't even have that name Just go up and die.

First: enrich it with cameras,

Director: (pointing at them with manuscript paper) I've seen a lot of extras like you two. You know you're just trying to steal the show? I'm telling you, don't be smart with me, you hear me? I tell you, after a while, you two will die. (1) Go after you die. (2) Go after you die! Did you hear that? I'll see how you two rob it. Get ready.

Camera: (stepping forward) But you two really played well.

First: thank you, big brother.

Director: Here we go! Come on!

Camera: Ready to go!

(Third charge, death, second charge, death, first charge, death)

First: Big Brother! hum ...

Xiang Yu: I, Xiang Yu, the hero of my life, ended up like this because of Wujiang River.

First: Big Brother!

Second: third brother!

Second: I wanted to feed you when I brought you out of the house, third brother!

I was injured today, so I left first! (stabbing himself with a knife) Ah!

First: Big Brother! (stabbing himself with a knife) Ah!

(The two slowly climb to each other, holding hands. Just then, the director pulls out the first leg from behind. )

First: Big Brother!

Second: third brother! Third brother! ! Third brother! ! !

(The director walks up to Xiang Yu and looks at him with angry eyes.)

Xiang Yu: I don't know where the music comes from.

Director: (Ask the second question later) Where did you get the music?

Second: (pulls out) Mp3.

Director: Turn it off, turn it off, what are you two going to do?

Second: set off the atmosphere at the scene.

Director: What is a foil? Who told you two to compare! Is that between you two? People will kill themselves. When they die, it's over. What are you two doing here?

First: What do you say, director?

Director: Without an actor like you, can I still give you the rules of death?

Second: then you have stipulated.

Director: OK! I've always been here. (Holding a knife, pointing to the second one) You'll be in this circle after you die. Okay, don't go out of the circle. I don't need you after you get out, do you hear me?

Number two: OK, director,

Director: You, too, are in this circle when you are dead (to the first one). Ok, you two are not allowed to have physical contact and talk!

Number one: Oh, that's nothing.

Director: (walks up to Xiang Yu) If you can't, die quickly. Come on, come on, get ready!

Camera: I'm ready

Director: Xiao Guo, only Kata, they all took it.

Camera: OKOKOK, ready, go!

(third, go up and die, second, die, first, die)

(But second, the first one never falls to the ground and stands in his own position. )

Xiang Yu: I am a hero of Xiang Yu I, and I ended up like this. The bank of Wujiang River will be the place where I was buried. (Pulling out my sword)

Director: (walks onto the stage) Stop, stop, stop!

Xiang Yu: Director, did I not pay attention just now? I should touch the water in front and die.

Director: What water!

Xiang Yu: Wujiang River Water

Director: No, there is no Wujiang River water! This has nothing to do with you! Don't say that. (Looking at them) What are you two doing?

Second: command the circle you draw.

Director: Just draw a circle and let you die. Who told you to stand in the circle?

Second: how can you die in such a small circle?

First: what you just said is that you can't get out of the circle!

Director: (hesitates) But go to hell! You can't. cannot

First: Oh, this is a point, isn't it? This is the end, right?

Director: Right, right, right.

Number one: OK: Come on then. Start (a disease)

Director: OK. (walks to the camera) Stop him, you know, and don't take him away. (He said to Xiang Yu again) You can play normally and touch whatever you like. Come on (step down), get ready!

Camera: (right one, right two, thumbs up) Ready, let's go!

(Third, go up, die, die. Death)

Xiang Yu: I am a hero of Xiang Yu I.

Third: ahhh! ! Big brother, third brother!

Xiang Yu: It is such a fate.

Third: no!

Director: (on stage, grab the third hair and pull it out of the field)

Xiang Yu: This lake on the Wujiang River will be the burial place of my Xiang Yu! (Clip the knife into the neck)

Second: (playing music) third brother!

First: Big Brother!

First: I want to take you away from home, because I want you to have a full meal! Third brother! Big brother got hurt today, and he wants to take a step!

First: wait a minute, big brother! Let me do it! (Give the penis a knife and then commit suicide)

Xiang Yu: (slowly touching Wujiang River)

Director: (Go up and hold his hand and commit suicide) Kill! Kill! Oh, I'm exhausted!

First: (holding the hand of the camera) Thank you, thank you.

Camera: Call me later. I need you for the next play. Good, good.

Second: Thank you for giving me such a face.

Xiang Yu: Where did you two learn to play? I acted so seriously that you two robbed me.

Second: I think your foundation is ok. Let me tell you something. Remember, it's Bengbu College. (swaggering off the stage)

In love, the tired is always the protagonist, and the injured is always the supporting role.

If you look into my eyes carefully, you will naturally find that I really love you.

Second, I hate that kind of decadence and incompetence that is no different from death.

Third, why wait for him to answer like a dead bone?

4. Does a grouping count as my special instructions to you?

Five, there are tears in the blood, and we are destined to be travelers who meet.

6. Sometimes, a smile beats a lifetime, and a tear returns a person.

Seven, time is running, friends are teasing dogs, and lovers go away.

Eight, many times, all we want is a positive look and an understanding heart.

Nine, like you can't help but miss you, miss you, miss you all the time.

Ten, in love, there is always a protagonist and a supporting role. Tired will always be the protagonist, injured will always be the supporting role.

Eleven, in fact, I have been behind you, just looking back.

Twelve, with every second of this life, give yourself a future without regrets.

Thirteen, memories are on the verge of how to hold back tears and not let her cry. How's this?

14. I began to smile politely, without edges and corners. Do you really think this is me?

15. People who are misunderstood and never explained are cultivated by people who have explained but don't understand.

Give it to me. Don't worry, there's nothing wrong.

Seventeen, the city has changed a person, when did I leave you?

W: Everyone knows the truth about expecting death, but they hide their true feelings.

Nineteen, time is not old, we will not be scattered, the sky will not be blue, and I will not be absent from my favorite group of idiots-

20. I began to smile politely, without edges and corners. Do you really think this is me?

Twenty-one, like it or not, whether we can be together are three different things.

If I make a mistake, you can tell me. Don't alienate me and leave me alone.

Be a light and cheerful woman and write noble love letters to yourself.

No one will be happy with you because her name is not a ghost!

I just want to remember that you loved me, and nothing else matters.

Twenty-six, don't cry, don't make trouble, don't be sad, don't laugh, have you even ignored the traces that have been remembered?

If I can't be with you anymore, who should I give those birthday presents to?

Twenty-eight, the three happiest things in life: someone believes in you, someone is with you, and someone is waiting for you.

I was stupid, because I didn't know that the person who loved me was always by my side, and that person was you.

30. 【 Shortness of breath, pain in the heart, sour nose, red eyes, salty tears or idleness 】

Bras are worn to protect the heart.

Thirty-two, I told a lie and regretted it a second later.

Not everyone who loves you can wait for you in the same place.

1. Do you know that I look like Qian Qian when I am sad?

You should be grateful for betraying it and teaching you not to be kind.

I never expect anyone to sympathize with me and carry everything for me.

36. I really want to tell you, it's very kind of you to accompany me?

First, how big is the area that can accommodate your indifference?

You can't see my tears, but you can hear my laughter

Either I asked you to go the most or I didn't stay.

Thirty-nine, no one is with me. I looked back and there was no one behind me.

Forty, distance does not produce beauty, but it interprets fragile love.

20 13 classic personality because of your talk, I am very happy.

1. It's the feeling I've never felt before. When I first saw my heart, it wasn't because of your face.

My smile can be given to anyone, but my heart can only be given to one person.

3. Sincerity can't be barged in by time. Loving you can't be stopped by distance.

4. Loving yourself is the beginning of a romantic life.

Despite this reluctance, we must face it. This is life.

6. I will try to be a man, and I can't be melodramatic any more.

7. The cruelest love in the world is not lost, but lost.

8. A person can be quiet, quiet and good.

9. Because you can only hurt him once.

10. Women can be their own princesses, but don't expect to be princesses all over the world.

1 1. You have a tacit understanding with each other, but you let go and chose to abandon it.

12. Know that you don't have the ability to have so much at once, and you don't have the right to ask for so much, otherwise you will suffer and embarrass the other party.

13. As long as the time, place and character combination are correct, no matter how long the dust is sealed, that person's scene will be picked up again in oblivion.

14. If I let you go, I may never find you again.

15. Being single-minded is not just liking someone for life, but being single-minded when you like someone.

16. A person who is silent for a long time will become depressed.

17. Mistakes are temporary regrets, and misses are eternal regrets.

18. I believed you until I began to doubt myself.

19. Instead of waiting for others to love you, learn to love yourself more.

Life is so short, don't waste it on people who are not worthy of love.

2 1. There seems to be only oneself in the crowd, which is boundless and cold.