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Experienced kindergarten teachers please come in! !

1. Auntie takes care of the baby

The small steamer, beeping,

singing a song, running forward,

drag There are a lot of wooden boats,

It seems like an aunt is taking care of a baby.

2. The baby promotes his love for frogs.

Beep-dip-dah-dah,

The baby promotes his love for frogs.

Little frog, Eats pests and contributes a lot to protecting crops.

3. Stupid boy

Two plus two equals four,

Seven plus seven is the finger,

The left hand is not enough to draw the right hand ,

The right hand is not enough to wrench the toes,

The kitten meowed when it saw it,

"What a stupid child!"

4 , The Song of the Pen

Drink water first when writing with a pen,

Wet your mouth first when writing with a brush,

Take off your clothes first when writing with a pencil,

< p>Writing with chalk makes your legs short.

5. Ice belly

There is a little kid,

who doesn’t like to eat food,

only likes to eat popsicles,

One piece after another,

eating until a frozen belly,

shaking one’s teeth.

6. Comparison

Can an owl cry or laugh?

A small flower snake can crawl or not jump.

A giant camel The bird can run but not fly, and the little white rabbit can jump but not croak.

7. The rag doll needs to sleep.

The rag doll needs to sleep.

The little quilt should be covered with it.

Stretch out My feet were enjoying the coolness of the wind.

A sneeze scared away the little cat.

8. Rainbow Bridge

After the rain, the sky is clear and white clouds are floating.

The rainbow bridge is flying in the blue sky.

Red, orange, yellow, green and blue. Purple,

Count the seven colors,

Who will build the Rainbow Bridge?

Father-in-law Sun nodded and smiled!

9. Children's Songs in the Grass

The skylark and the sentry dog ??stand guard,

The cattle and sheep eat grass that is sweet and fragrant,

The tent follows the grass Let's go,

The baby is on the horse's back.

10. The Great Wall is long

The Great Wall is long, the Great Wall is curved,

The Great Wall is like a long pole,

one end carries Shanhaiguan,< /p>

I carry Jiayuguan at one end,

The great monkey has a stiff back,

I have been doing this for thousands of years.

11. Pull the big saw, pull the big saw

Pull the big saw, pull the big saw,

Grandma sings a big show at the door,

Continue Daughter, call your son-in-law.

My nephew is also going.

Hit him back with a slap.

12. Read while he is asleep

When he came out,

the little mouse,

tiptoed against the wall.

What are you here for?

My doll has a new picture book,

read it while he is asleep.

13. Eat Doudou

Eat Doudou,

You will gain weight,

Don’t eat Doudou and you will become leaner.

14. Porcelain doll

Porcelain doll, mouth open,

Eating only, not drinking water,

Little brother, little brother Sister,

feed him sparingly.

What to feed? The delicious ones,

are not biscuits but coins.

15. Love the motherland since childhood

Birds love the blue sky, fish love the rivers;

Earthworms love the soil, bees love flowers;

We good children have loved our motherland since childhood.

16. Kick the shadow

Wherever I go,

Wherever you go,

you annoying little tail.

I am not shy to scold you,

I am not afraid to kick you,

There is really nothing I can do against you.

17. Spring is a little girl.

Spring is a little girl.

Wearing green clothes,

Green mountains and green waters are Flower skirt,

Peach Blossom painted her with pink makeup.

Hear the girl giggling again,

The stream is rushing.

18. Big straw hat

The clouds are floating,

Floating to the tops of the big trees,

The treetops are high,

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Wear a big straw hat.

19. Big White Goose

Big White Goose, big white goose,

Go into the river without taking off your clothes.

The water splashes up one by one,

like white lotus blossoms.

20. Big white goose, tail raised

Big white goose, quacking,

Take one step and shake it three times.

I saw the little pig twist its head,

Look at you, you are all black.

See the duckling’s neck is high,

Look at you, you are short and small.

A big white goose with a raised tail.

Everyone says it is too proud.

21. Big cock

Big cock, making people laugh.

A hibiscus on the head,

A pair of golden armor Shine.

You wake up the sun when it is snoozing,

You open thousands of doors.

22. The big tabby cat

The big tabby cat is called Pupu.

The white rabbit washes the vegetables and the goose washes the rice.

The mouse comes out of the hole. Stealing pears.

White pigeons sing coo,

Roosters beat gongs, dogs play drums,

Monkeys play with fire and burn their buttocks.

23. Everyone, extend your hands

You have two hands,

ten fingers.

I have two hands,

ten fingers.

One, two, three, four, five,

Everyone, stretch out your hands,

See if your nails have been cut,

Ah, everyone is bare Yo!

24. Big camels

Big camels have great ambitions.

They are not afraid of wind or sun.

Walking through the desert, transporting salt,

No matter how hard and tired I am, I won’t talk.

25. Big Pumpkin

The big pumpkin is yellow and yellow.

It looks like a house when placed on the ground.

Walking around the house a few times,

My sister and I played hide and seek.

26. Big leather shoes

Little brother, it’s so funny.

Dad’s leather shoes are worn on the feet.

The leather shoes are big and the feet are small. ,

Walking like grandma.

27. Big trees and little birds

The big tree is big,

The little bird is small,

The little bird sings to the big tree,

The big trees let the birds enjoy the shade.

28. How old is the big tree?

The big tree is thick and round.

The years, months and months are drawn in circles.

Draw a circle in one year,

One circle is one year.

If you want to ask how old the tree is,

count how many circles there are.

29. Garlic

Garlic cloves sit together,

listening to the class together.

From autumn to summer, I sit down,

and my back is hunched.

30. The elephant’s trunk is long and long

The elephant’s trunk is long and long,

A long trunk is useful,

It uses its nose to drink water.

It uses its nose to fight wolves.

Its nose is really strong,

It can also carry large beams.

31. Giant pandas love to read newspapers.

Giant pandas love to read newspapers.

The black-rimmed glasses cannot be taken off.

Clap your hands and laugh,

The motherland takes on a new look every day.

32. What are the sizes?

One is big and the other is small.

A tiger and a cat.

One side has more and the other has less. ,

A group of geese and one bird.

Count them, take a look,

Remember the size.

33. Dawanyao

There is a little Jiaojiao who chooses the dishes when eating.

The cabbage is for dad and the radish is for grandma.

Don’t eat purple eggplants and kidney beans.

Don’t take this, don’t take that,

Finally take big pills.

34. Big watermelon

A big watermelon is round and round.

When cut into pieces, it turns into two big bowls.

You eat a big bowl, I eat a big bowl,

Leave the empty bowl as a boat.

35. Big watermelon

Big watermelon, round and round,

red flesh and black seeds inside,

plenty of water and delicious taste Sweet,

Eat it in summer to cool down.

36. Kangaroo Mother

When Kangaroo Mother goes shopping,

does not carry a basket or a pocket.

Buying radishes and vegetables,

there is a little boy in the bag,

eating.

37. The kangaroo is so strange.

The kangaroo is so strange. It has a leather bag.

It grows on its belly and does not contain rice or wheat.

Specially designed to dress babies, exposing their little heads.

38. Lighthouse

It was dark and the waves were asleep.

The sea was quiet.

Only the mother of the lighthouse could not sleep.

Open your eyes and look everywhere,

see if there are any boat babies that haven’t returned home yet.

39. The younger brother woke up

The younger brother woke up, wow wow wow!

I don’t see my father, I don’t see my mother.

I reach out to wipe away my tears and put on my colorful clothes.

40. Underground Railway

Rumble, rumble,

A dragon is running underground.

Send me to school,

send him to work,

send you to work.

Running fast, a gust of wind,

makes great achievements in traffic.

41. Upside Down Song

After dusk, do morning exercises.

Catch a cat when you see a mouse.

The dogs ate grass and the horses grew horns.

The benches were so frightened that they ran all over the street.

42. TV Tower

Gold pagoda, silver pagoda,

not as good as a TV tower.

The TV Tower is connected to thousands of families.

Farmers enjoy watching it.

43. Miss Winter

Miss Winter is very talented.

She can embroider without needlework.

Without lighting lamps or wax,

10,000 homes can be embroidered in one night.

Spring flowers, wintersweet,

The windows of every house are embroidered with flowers.

You can only look at it, but you can’t pinch it.

As soon as the sun rises, the flowers fade.

44. East-West Street

East-West Street, walk north and south,

When you go out and see a man biting a dog,

pick up the dog to hit bricks ,

I was afraid that Brick would bite my hand.

45. I’m sorry

My little rubber ball,

hit the kitten,

I said I’m sorry,

< p>The cat smiles.

46. Build a snowman

The cold wind blows and the snowflakes float.

Build a snowman tall.

I put a single coat on the snowman,

and a big cotton-padded jacket outside.

Fearing that he was hot, Father-in-law Sun took off all his clothes.

He was still sweating even though he was naked.

The more he sweated, the smaller he became.

47. Brother Goose

Brother Goose, Brother Goose,

Red post, white scarf,

Swaying up the hillside,

Please come in and sit for a while,

I want to ask you,

What song is oh oh oh oh singing?

48. Wash your hands before eating

My stomach is growling, urging me to eat.

There is something important that I have not forgotten.

Put down the book in your hand, turn around and run out.

Turn on the faucet and remember to wash your hands.

49. House

The pond is the house of the frog,

The grass is the house of the insect,

The big tree is the house of the bird Houses,

Flowers are bees’ houses.

50. Grandma Feng

Grandma Feng, bring the wind,

bring the east wind, peach blossoms bloom,

bring the north wind, snowflakes Flying,

brings south wind and sunshine.

51. There is a ping on the roof of a high building.

What ping is it? tarmac.

The helicopter is like a dragonfly,

it flies up and stops for a while.

There is a hall on the top of the high building.

What hall is it? Revolving hall.

Wander around while eating,

Sit on the top and watch the scenery.

52. The flowers are fragrant in the park.

The flowers are fragrant in the park.

Children, come and enjoy.

Red, orange, yellow, green and blue. Purple,

The more I look at it, the happier I feel.

53. The bear learns to play the drum

The bear learns to play the drum,

the little squirrel is so happy,

dong dong dong,

Dong-dong-dong,

Oops—

Make a big hole in the drum.

54. Story

Grandpa’s story,

Hidden in the smoke pot,

Grandma’s story,

< p>Hidden in the needle and thread,

Where is my story?

Hidden in the pillow.

55. Osmanthus

The golden osmanthus tree has golden flowers.

The silver osmanthus tree blooms with silver flowers,

gold flowers bloom with silver flowers,

When the autumn wind blows, the fragrance spreads to thousands of homes.

56. The tortoise and the hare game

The little red flag is fluttering,

The tortoise and the hare game has begun.

Little white rabbit, you ran well,

I took a break and fell asleep halfway.

The old turtle couldn't stand still.

He chased me step by step.

Little white rabbit, woke up,

and saw the turtle running away.

Little White Rabbit, I regret it.

It’s all my fault for being proud.

57. It’s the Chinese New Year

Whoosh, whoosh, snowflakes are floating.

Crack, crackle, set off firecrackers.

Dong clang, clang clang, playing with the dragon lantern.

Haha, haha, it’s Chinese New Year.

58. Roller coaster

It ascends to the sky and enters the earth.

It soars into the clouds and rides on the fog.

The roller coaster went downhill,

I became a shooting star.

59. Seal

Seal, seal,

It’s really ridiculous,

while swimming,

while sleeping .

60. Turtles

Mother turtles, sauntering on the beach,

lay turtle eggs and cover them with yellow sand.

The sun basks, the baby hatches out,

Climbs into the sea to find its mother.

61. New Year's card

Little snowflakes,

fluttering.

Picked one up and took a look.

It turned out to be a New Year's card.

Who sent it? Spring doll.

62. Black gunpowder

Black gunpowder is easy to burn.

I know about ancient inventions.

Saltpeter, sulfur and charcoal.

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Three raw materials are indispensable.

Wrap the stone hole in the clay pot,

it will explode when it is ignited and expanded.

63. Traffic lights

When mom walks, I walk too.

My mom and I hold hands.

Hand in hand, walk slowly,

Walk until you reach the intersection.

Stop when you see a red light,

Drive when you see a green light.

64. What does the monkey mother catch?

Little swallow, shouting from the tree:

Come and see if the monkey catches lice!

The monkey mother said: "Don't shout.

My children love to sweat.

The sweat dries and turns into salt.

I'll pick it up.

Here! Give it a grain of salt.

You can shout after seeing it clearly. ”

65. Butterfly. Fly

Butterfly flies, butterfly flies,

Butterfly wears colorful clothes.

Fly over, fly over,

fly to the garden.

Stop on the green grass,

looking for the little brother.

My younger brother is a caterpillar.

I am so scared that butterflies fly away quickly.

66. Butterfly, butterfly, who are you looking for?

Flowers and butterflies, how beautiful they are,

spread their wings and fly.

Look here, look there,

Butterfly, butterfly, who are you looking for?

Yellow flowers bloom, white flowers bloom,

Each one is more beautiful than the other.

Looking here, looking there,

I want to find a red rose.

67. The fox stole the chicken

The fox stole the chicken and was very proud.

Unexpectedly, there are footprints left in the snow.

The flower dog chased after him and fled in a hurry.

Drop the chicken and fart.

68. Hozen

The little hozen is really strange.

There is a pocket in the mouth,

filled with big red dates.

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Eat it out.

69. Forest Guard

One bird, one soldier.

A flock of birds, a camp.

Wherever there are pests,

fly to catch them.

Thousands of birds,

a forest ranger army.

70. Firecrackers

Light the firecrackers,

The Chinese New Year is really lively,

Bang - it goes to heaven!

Pa--it bloomed,

The baby covered his ears and laughed.

71. The flowers are calling.

The spring breeze wakes up the flowers.

The flowers are calling.

Butterflies and bees are coming quickly. ,

Let’s play house together.

72. I won’t pick the flowers if they are beautiful

In the park, the flowers are blooming,

Red ones, white ones,

I won’t pick the flowers because they are pretty.

Everyone praises me for being so obedient.

73. Flowers

Stars are flowers in the night sky.

Fireworks are the flowers of the festival.

Dolls are the flowers of the motherland.

74. Joyful Song

The sheep rejoice,

There are green pastures on all sides;

The chicken rejoices,

Three small insects and a handful of rice;

The dog is happy,

Two bones are chewed finely;

The cat is happy,

One A mouse swallowed it;

The children were all happy,

Everyone was united.

75. Weasel is busy paying New Year greetings

Weasel, weasel,

Weasel is busy paying New Year greetings in the twelfth lunar month of winter.

I’m busy paying New Year greetings, which one do I want to pay my respects to?

Go and worship the rooster, oh-oh-oh,

Go and worship the hen, cluck-cluck.

Without rice cakes or dates,

With teeth and claws.

76. Go home

Clap my little hands,

Crack, crackle,

Tap my little feet, < /p>

Kick, kick,

Pick up my rag doll,

One, two, one, two, go home.

77. Shoes that chirp

My shoes are so funny.

They chirp when I walk.

A kitten Treat me like a mouse, meowing behind me.

78. Rockets

Rockets, rockets,

go up to the sky in a blink of an eye,

send satellites,

send Take the spaceship,

Conquer the universe,

The rocket takes the lead.

79. Robots

Robots are so amazing.

They don’t eat or sleep.

They work hard without being lazy.< /p>

I can also sing and dance.

80. Department of Doudou

Big Doudou, mother’s Department.

Cooking food in the kitchen.

Little Doudou, I'll tie it up,

Help mom clean the tables and chairs.

Set up the chopsticks and benches,

The whole family will have a delicious meal.

81. Cut your nails

Click, click,

Cut your nails,

scare away the germs,

Crying for father and mother:

Oh, oh, where should I hide?

The germs are running for their lives,

The children are laughing.

82. Water the flowers

Hold a small watering can in your hand,

sprinkle clean water on the flowers.

Hua'er drank a little and smiled,

nodding lightly as an answer.

83. I go to kindergarten today

I tie my cloth shoelaces myself,

I wear the floral clothes myself,

Put them on my chest Novice silk,

Today I go to kindergarten.

84. Driving a small boat

The sky is blue, the sea is blue,

The blue sky and the sea are closely connected,

Build a small boat and put it on the beach, < /p>

The wind blew the boat away.

The waves jumped, the boat bumped,

jumped up to the blue sky.

85. Buttoning

One eye,

One button,

I help them hold hands,

Make a pair of good friends.

86. Praise the duckling

Little duckling, woke up,

followed the mother duck,

ran straight to the river.

When you see a lamb, say hello!

Say hello when you see a calf!

Xiaohe smiled after hearing this,

Welcome the little duck to take a bath.

87. Chili pepper

Small green tree, not tall,

with white flowers and green knots.

The green knife is round and pointed,

it becomes bright red.

The greedy grasshopper takes a bite,

Ah! Hot enough to do somersaults.

88. Fishing for black beans

Whose bean warehouse is missing?

A river of black beans was leaked!

Come and fish, come and fish,

Don’t let the river wash away!

The frog croaked:

"It's not black beans,

It's not black beans,

That's my little tadpole!"

89. Keep this in mind

Don’t pick your ears,

Don’t rub your eyes,

Don’t pick your teeth,

< p>Don't pick your nostrils,

wash your hands before meals,

gargle your mouth after meals,

good hygiene habits,

keep them in mind In my heart.

90. Tiger builds a new house

Tiger builds a new house,

Let’s help.

Elephants carry trees to make beams,

grey wolves plan wood to make doors and windows,

wild boars and leopards carry earthwork,

monkeys carry Brick wall.

The new house is so beautifully built,

The tiger no longer shows off his dominance.

91. The mouse makes a phone call

Little mouse, naughty bag,

Make a phone call without dialing,

Pick up the earphone and squeak Yell,

Do you think it’s funny or not?

92. A mouse makes a big civet cat

The small locust tree bears cherries, and the willow tree bears peppers.

Blowing drums and trumpets,

carrying carts and pulling sedans.

Flies trample donkeys to death,

ants trample bridges.

The gourd sank to the bottom,

The stone floated on the water.

A chicken holds an old eagle in its mouth,

A mouse pulls a big civet cat,

Do you think it’s funny or not?

93. The mouse gives a gift

Little mouse, go give a gift,

Please ask the cat not to eat you again,

The cat smiled, thank you You,

caught it into your mouth.

94. Thunder

Little black cloud dolls,

quarreled when they met,

rumbling, crackling,

< p>Yelling is scary.

Noisy and noisy, everyone cried,

The tears flowed out - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

95. Radar

The enemy plane invades,

the radar can see it.

Show us the country's gate,

It's a clairvoyant.

96. The barber is highly skilled.

The barber is highly skilled.

No scissors or knives are needed.

He cuts the hair one by one Come on,

You say it’s bad or not.

97. Overpass

A bridge on this side,

a bridge on that side,

There are bridges on the left and right.

Overpasses,

holding meetings,

traffic control must be well managed.

98. Two melons

One vine, two melons,

One small, one big.

The little one lies under the vines all day,

It will not grow up without being exposed to wind and rain.

The big one likes to bask in the sun,

looks like a fat baby.

99. Two tigers

Two tigers, two tigers,

Run fast! Run fast!

One has no ears,

One has no tail,

How strange! How strange!

100. Two little elephants

Two little elephants were walking by the river.

The two trunks were hooked.

It seemed like Two children nod and shake hands when they meet.