Happy birthday to myself.

I was reminded that today is my birthday. I just slapped myself when I went up. I don't know my own birthday!

I will hold a luxurious gilded party to celebrate my birthday tonight. Where is better? Waiting online.

Happy birthday to 20 million people all over the world, including me!

4. There are still 80 years to go before a hundred years of loneliness.

5. Today is my birthday. In the future, I will give big red envelopes to couples who celebrate my birthday. The harem is lucky to have you!

6. From today, I am no longer 25-year-old single dog, but 26-year-old single dog!

Last year, my birthday wish was to have a beautiful wife this year, earn millions, buy a house and a car. Think about the deadline tomorrow, and last year's wishes have basically come true. The only regret is that I haven't got rid of the habit of bragging.

8. 1997 165438+ Beijing time1October 24th 18: 59. A professor in a classroom in Taipei is discussing existence and nothingness. A child in Wellington has fallen asleep. A sailboat has just docked in Rio de Janeiro, and an old man is singing in the streets of Havana. The east of ushuaia is a vast expanse of whiteness, and the scientific research station on the Antarctic continent welcomes the sun at night. This moment is unusual, unusual, because in Jilin, China, a life came into this world.

9. I was 23 for the first time. Please give me more advice.

10, remember: today is my 18 birthday every year.

1 1, life is like this, year after year, today, I want to wave goodbye to the past year, I am one year older, and time waits for no one! Say "Happy Birthday" to yourself, always eighteen!

12, time and tide wait for no man, so I am one year older. Happy birthday to myself! ! ! Hope is still plain, simple and happy! !

13, this day is the most feared in a year. Because today is my birthday, it reminds me that I am one year older every day. At the thought of getting older every day, I will be very scared, very scared, and I will burst into tears. I don't want years to add vicissitudes to my face, and I don't want to grow old.