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1. No matter how tired and bitter you are, consider yourself as 250. No matter how hard it is, think of yourself as a two-faced person.

I was bitten by mosquitoes all night last night, and I found that I lost weight the next day.

Girls should never run for joy. A close call. In case of a barbecue stall, you will be in trouble.

I really wanted to take a break and ask for leave, but I didn't approve it, which shows that you are not a useless person.

After my village and my shop, because I am a chain store.

6. Search him for thousands of times, and suddenly look back, the man is at the head of the bed, wearing long pants.

There are many ways to end friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money and not pay it back.

It is said that women are virtuous and have no talent, and I think I should be respected.

When you fall down with only one drop of blood, call Brother Zeng, the third letter, and come back to life in the same place.

10. Naiheqiao East, how many people broke that bowl of Mengpo soup?

1 1. Let me test your math. What's your phone number?

If I had known this was a world of looking at faces, I should have used the school money for plastic surgery from the beginning.

Some people say I'm shameless, which is sheer nonsense. My face is so beautiful that I can't bear it.

14. It is said that silence is golden. I have been silent for so long, why haven't I seen the gold yet?

15. I asked Buddha Zu: Is there true love in this world? Buddha said: am I still a monk?

To live is to watch others die, and then let others watch themselves die.

17. Some people say that Tik Tok has no nutrition. How come? Are you stewing bone soup in Tik Tok?

18. The most useless thing in the world is the payroll. After reading it, I was very angry and wiped my ass too seriously.

19. Life has been so hard. If you want to pretend to force me to go to Mashan, I'll kill you.

20. Please care about the gourmets around you. If you are not careful, you may die.

2 1. After checking the balance of Alipay, my hanging heart finally stopped beating.

I played with mosquitoes all night yesterday and finally got even. It's not full, so I can't sleep well.

23. In the middle of the night, the mobile phone becomes strange and smells like barbecue and milk tea.

When I send a circle of friends, I usually block my family. For nothing else, I am afraid that they will not recognize me.

25. If life deceives you, don't take out your beauty camera to deceive life.

26. I insist on doing sit-ups every day. Lie on your back at night and in the morning.

27. I heard that eating fast food is not good for my health, so I quickly booked a takeaway and let the takeaway brother send it slowly.

The most meaningless word of mankind is cigarette case. Smoking is harmful to health.

29. Short people don't like Jay Chou, because his first sentence is always: Ouch!

30. Girl, I said aunt is the same, because mom and mom mean the same thing.

If you have two feet on both sides, you will capsize sooner or later. Ten thousand boats can't turn over.

You must scold me, because you don't know me, because everyone who knows me wants to hit me.

Don't worry, don't panic, because you can't solve it tomorrow.

34. Don't say that women are too realistic if men don't have skills, and don't say that men are too playboy if women don't have skills.

Stay with me, at least I love you more than others.

36. Later, there was no Xiaoming in the high school textbook, and I knew that fools could not get into high school.

37. Arrogant people have been saved, and people with inferiority have been saved. I think I can save it!

Tinker cats always live in the dark because they can't see their fingers.

39. Say what you like. If you are not rejected, you will really think that you are a pure and beautiful fairy.

No one is perfect. Long-term lovers accept defects and learn to cherish each other.

4 1, * * * didn't teach you to reciprocate! If I like you, you must stay with me!