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How do men make themselves attractive and manly?
Be serious about everything, which will make you feel more mature and steady.
You can dress less brightly, but one thing, you must be clean.
Give every middle-aged and elderly woman your attitude towards her mother-in-law. You will win more praise.
A woman who doesn't like bars will make you lose a lot.
Don't move the notebook learning machine to the bus to play. You will know how failed you are in the face of the contempt and disdain of the people on the bus.
Don't spend hard money to buy an Iphone. I won't say how hard it is to squeeze the bus with Iphone. It is better to save money and buy a good fungus.
You can just wear a simple T-shirt. But one thing, don't be stained, clean men will always be liked.
Don't marry a lazy woman unless she is willing to change for you.
Sister paper always likes men who love pets. Nobody objects to this, right?
You can be a public face thrown into a crowd where even your mother can't find it. But one thing. You have to have your own personality. Going with the flow will really fail.
Heroes don't mention bravery. Don't talk endlessly with girls about those wonderful things in the past. When they only respond to you with "Hehe, Hehe, Hehe, Hehe", you are almost K0 in their hearts again and again.
If you have time, take your travel bag and your camera, even in claw machine, where the pixels are not high. The experiences and feelings along the way will make you more mature.
I would rather be an unknown person at a banquet or a guest table than grandstanding. I have to say, the way you speak loudly will definitely make many people frown.
Don't always be self-centered. You know you are not everyone's sun. Only those who know how to listen can succeed
Actually not all women like bad men. Sometimes they go too far and get the opposite result.
And ... Just don't always talk about games. You always knew wow lol DOTA?
See more romantic raiders. It shouldn't be difficult to win people's hearts.
Learn to repair computers, even if it is a simple procedure. You are the winner in the admiration and wonder after helping auricularia repair the computer.
Be a popular science emperor. It's always right to know more. You will be worshipped. When your sister asks you and you happen to know the answer, it's very handsome.
A woman who is really nice to you won't ask too much of you, such as she goes shopping, you carry a bag, you do housework and so on. If you meet a fungus that will hurt you, marry it, even if it is not beautiful.
Learn to repair all kinds of pipes and household appliances
Watching AV is better than reading some useful books, even martial arts or science fiction. How harmful it is!
In the eyes of women, the most handsome man is when he is fighting for his future. So, work hard.
Don't be mainstream, let alone kill Matt. If the non-mainstream kills Matt or something, brain-dead bacteria will like you, and normal bacteria will disappear when they see you. Who would like an idiot with a bird's nest all day?
Don't always carry a handful of cash in your pocket like a rich man. I won't say how many turtles you took out of your pocket.
What others say about you is very important, but you can't just live in what others say about you.
As a man, don't just explain things.
What a good man can do is to earn enough money to buy a skirt for a woman and accompany her to buy it.
It's best to have a female friend who can help you distinguish between a good woman and a bitch.
Buy a sandbag, at least it won't affect others when you are angry or unhappy.
What you want to show off is not how rich you are, but how much your sister paper loves you.
Anyway, please be kind to Xiong Haizi around you, no matter how naughty he is, because sisters want their man to be a good father.
Don't eat soft rice no matter how poor you are.
The most precious thing is contentment. Cherish the people in front of you
A man wearing casual canvas shoes and carrying a backpack. Girls will feel very clean.
Don't look in the mirror more often than women. This will make sister paper think you are sissy.
Even without muscles, please don't be a monster.
In fact, sometimes a proper fart can be very attractive.
Learn to keep a low profile
Men who can drink are quite attractive, yes. But drinking too much is definitely not a good idea. When you get drunk and laugh wildly in front of your sister, = = Maybe you don't know how embarrassed you are.
Sit and watch the game and play DOTA when you are free. Why not practice some abdominal muscles? It doesn't have to be obviously powerful. At least you should show off in front of your friends.
Read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more ~ you know.
Have ideals.
It doesn't matter without a car. It is better to have a bike. The kind with the back seat. You can't be paranoid. At least you can afford a woman you love.
You know, a mature man won't make a scene with others because of a small matter.
No matter what career you choose, don't be a city manager.
Beard is an accessory, there is no need to give up an opportunity for it. The premise is that she didn't explicitly mention it, because the women who can say it directly are superficial.
Don't always live in lust. That will make you lack the pursuit of life.
Don't think that you can be welcomed by thousands of girls by walking slowly. Your twisted motor ass will only make my sister hate you from the bottom of my heart.
Don't gossip too much. What, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that,
Do more and be less critical.
Don't look at others with a condescending attitude, be modest, it must be much better than the sense of superiority you get.
Don't always give up on yourself, no one will pity you, you can only work hard by yourself.
55. You should be strong enough to have only one person to wipe your sweat.
It is better to tell others that a beggar is a liar than to give him a dollar.
Don't be informal and don't pick your nose in public.
A man who is too filial will scare away women.
Don't dye your hair yellow. Men with dark hair are very attractive.
It is better to make people laugh for you than to make people cry for you.
It doesn't matter if you can't cook. All you have to do is cook porridge for her when she is ill.
Really don't be too evil. When you dress up as a woman, you basically don't have to exist.
Wearing sunglasses indoors will make people feel impolite.
Please don't wear slippers when you go out as a guest. People think you are casual and old-fashioned.
Please wear headphones when listening to songs on the bus.
Liu Hainan makes you feel insecure and puts bangs on it, which will make people think that you are sunny and handsome.
Give up smoking if you can.
Knowing the guitar can show off in an ostentatious manner. Most girls buy it.
Never spend your parents' money or your hard-earned money on games. Even if you know, don't tell the mushroom how much you spent on good equipment. Showing off is tantamount to dying.
A gentle temper will always attract more people's likes.
Distinguish between network and reality, install diaosi in the network and degenerate. In reality, you have to work hard. This society is not like the internet. But sometimes, the network is more real than the real society.
One should not wear compulsory glasses without lenses when it is unnecessary. Learn from Wang Han?
Don't ask your girlfriend for her penguin password, even if you know it, don't post it. Maybe you will see something you shouldn't see, or your behavior will be hated by her.
A big man shouldn't read that diary in space. Men's silence and women's tears are too melodramatic. There are other things to say. = =
I always feel that it is even worse for an old man to pass the buck when he is wrong.
Never mention how good another woman is in front of a woman. Maybe you just want her to study, but the truth is like your girlfriend comparing you with Gao Fushuai.
Do you want to make people feel safe? Learn not to get lost first.
Do you think men in idolatry will be likable?
Learn to swim, landlubber. Men who can swim feel more secure. Do you think you are handsome when you are struggling in front of the goddess?
Stop gambling and your family will be ruined.
Clean your yellow toothbrush. It is yellow all day. No kissing. People want to be as far away from you as possible.
You don't have to know how to please a woman, as long as you don't make her sad.
Although men are sometimes rude, don't say too many rude words, which will reduce your image.
Please be reserved when you meet beautiful women or something. There will be no pie in the sky. Some women just want your pocket.
Know a few songs, (don't be the most dazzling national style! At least practicing your voice will make you look good at KTV. Don't curl up in the corner and stick to claw machine or penguins.
Men who can play basketball and football will be very popular.
Don't be a bitch and be dissatisfied with yourself everywhere.
Don't take pressure as a burden, all you have to do is to be admired under oppression.
Be decisive when making a decision
Never walk with your back bent. A man with a straight back walks with an indescribable hurry.
If you don't shave your legs, it will be fine naturally.
It still takes a lot of trouble to give girls gifts. But a good girl won't ask you for a gift, even if she wants it.
If you are still a man, don't wear cosmetic contact lenses. I really hate men wearing makeup contact lenses, and women are sour.
Men love taking selfies. Yes, let's accept them in public.
Taste is very important.
You'd better finish your bowl when you go out to eat.
Drink less carbonated drinks, you won't grow taller.
I wouldn't say that if I could dance, I would be very attractive.
Don't say no money, say J8. No money. Why? No money, no wife. It's not terrible to have no money, but it's terrible to lose your family without money.
If you have a tattoo, please wash it off. If not, please don't get a tattoo. Do you want your future children to chase you and ask dad what this is and then go to Zuoqinglong Youbaihu like you?
Laugh loudly. Don't be shady, just like the big eunuch who advocates military aircraft.
If you can, you can wear a watch for leisure without a famous brand. = = I just don't want children's electronic watches.
Clean up your QQ list if you have time. Don't act like a harem. Didn't you post them all yourself in front of others = =
Sister paper, are you there? Are you there?
Don't let yourself be chased too easily (provided that someone is chasing you)
Cut off your nails. Do you think you are Zhou Zhiruo? Girls don't like men with nails.
Don't shrink in winter, come out to exercise, such a man gives people vitality in winter.
Don't go shopping casually with bare arms, which will not only affect the city appearance, but also sell photos. Wearing a small black or white vest is more tempting than bare arms ~
Practice your courage, and don't take others to see horror movies when you hold her instead of when she holds you.
Don't fight under any circumstances, even for your brothers.
Don't be afraid of mice and cockroaches. What about your courage? Did you eat those things during the famine? If you are afraid of them, you are a coward.
Don't go to a woman with the mentality of playing with women. Be careful of being played by women, and you will be miserable. In front of them, you are a scum with only 5 combat effectiveness.
Travel when you have time. Don't stay at home and listen to songs like Xu Sanjian.
You can wear a cross necklace when you wear a T-shirt. Don't feel like a sissy. Boys should also learn to dress up.
It's more polite to let people hang up on the phone.
It's really hard to be a man. Don't lose your temper even if you don't want to explain When you want to explain, you must have the clearest mind. When you are angry, explanation will only make you angry and die young.
When a man stops trying to break the pattern of Tucson, there is one thing for him to fight for, to fight for. All you have to do is make your most important person feel that TA is not fighting alone.
Learn to be responsible, no matter how small.
The most important thing for a man is not his success, but how hard he has worked for it, so don't just talk and do nothing.
Something very personal. Sister paper can't control these gadgets with personality, and it is a good tool to pick up girls.
Either make her innocent or promise her the future. I don't think it's a very chic thing to ruin a woman's virginity, put on her pants and leave.
Chewing too much gum will make people feel fat.
Don't joke when others talk about business with you. It's not polite or funny.
Go to nightclubs less. Too much noise is harmful to your ears. Can lead to hearing loss
Drinking white wine and Erguotou all the time is weak, and sometimes a glass of whisky is good.
Cultivate your sense of humor, okay? Liven up the atmosphere during the ice breaking.
Pay attention to quality whether you go out or at home. I won't say anything about spitting.
Listen to the old people more, don't say their words are pedantic and outdated, but some words will really make you understand a lot.
No matter how lazy you are, please clean your room.
Keep cheerful and optimistic, don't be full of emptiness, loneliness, decadence and cold. Girls like optimistic men.
Sometimes don't just be a spectator.
You don't have to change for others, but for yourself, so when you meet someone you like very much, you should consider not how to be the kind of person she likes, but how to make her like someone like you.
Someone regards you as a wall to lean on, so don't bother her. Dependence is something to be proud of.
You'll never understand why girls won't let you fight for brotherhood. Just as girls will never understand why boys fight for brotherhood, there are some unnecessary things, respect her and worry about you.
Don't embarrass yourself when you are stressed, eat and play, and don't drink too much. You think getting drunk can attract people's pity, but that's all. No one will love you more than your parents.
Domineering is necessary, but excessive domineering is still closed, and excessive domineering will become fierce. Be careful, take control of yourself.
Don't give up a woman for the game. The game won't accompany you all your life, and it won't cook for you. Give up the game of spending money You are helping the boss of the game company raise honey.
A good fungus will remember what you hate and like, instead of letting you keep coaxing her, accommodating her and following her.
Eating fruit is not only good for girls, but also good for boys. Eating more fruits will make your skin better. If you have good skin, no matter how awkward your facial features are, people will like it.
When a sister paper shows off something like you, don't be petty, and compare it with her seriously. You just have to say yes. She promised to be happier than anything.
Wear low-waisted jeans, please don't wear high-waisted underwear. As soon as you bend over, your temperament is exposed. Why are you wearing strawberry underwear today?
A man, don't send photos of Xiu Xiu. Be ugly and real. Wake up.
Greeting and shaking hands with people you know is more sincere than handing out cigarettes.
Write an article if you have anything to do. That thing is literature and art, not melodramatic or sissy.
Don't show off your superiority to a girl, you will annoy her.
When you meet a woman with a small temper, don't follow it. The more you follow it, the more it follows you. In the end, you will be earth-shattering and willful, and your end will be miserable. Therefore, you'd better take out your man's temper and properly sharpen her edges and corners.
Don't talk all the time. Oh, yes, all right. If you go on like this, I'm sorry, my sister can't talk to you anymore, let alone come to you on her own initiative.
Kindness is better than black belly.
If someone wants to borrow money from you but you don't want to, don't tell him to go away with a straight face and say no with a smile. You won't borrow money from others and you won't be hated.
Don't be stingy with your appreciation, not flattering others. Let the people around you be happy, okay? exactly
Don't scatter ashes all over the floor. It's best not to smoke in front of girls.
The most terrible thing is that a woman is deeply impressed, but she is not that good. You know it but you can't forget it. Don't take running feelings too seriously, which will often lead to no results and both people and money.
Take a bath often. It's summer now, and people with body odor must take a bath often. Otherwise girls don't like smelly ones.
Be a storyteller, try to enrich your life and tell stories to Auricularia auricula in the future. Her curious expression will give you extra points. Don't always ask me to take it when I play WOW. I remember that Pastor Xiaobai was so stupid that he was scolded by Lao Tzu before returning it to me.
Don't frown It's easy to get old, which makes people feel depressed and affects people around them. Sometimes, even if you say you are unhappy, don't frown secretly.
No matter how good a buddy is, he should stay away from his girlfriend, even if he is joking, it will have a bad influence.
You can give your seat to the old man in front of your sister when you squeeze the bus. Who doesn't like a kind-hearted boy paper?
It is not good to brag. Tell a big lie, and no one will give you a step. Maybe you are cool in front of your sister and friends. But on the one hand, you have to see whether people believe it or not, and on the other hand, you have to see whether you can make up a good lie.
Wash your paws and clean the dirt under your nails with a toothpick. Don't say you can't even afford a toothpick.
No matter how hard you work, don't forget that you are a man, and you are indispensable to future women. Work hard.
You don't like sister papers that are good for you, and you want to attack sister papers that are not good for you. Don't make yourself so cheap. The more beautiful a woman is, or the more you love beautiful women, the more you can't afford it.
No plastic surgery, no awl face. Who do you want to kill?
Don't keep rubbing diaosi and poverty on your face. You should at least smile. Don't be obscene, be cheerful and confident. You're not selling bitter gourd.
Some things are much better when you can't do anything, but it's much better to make a fool of yourself when you are trying to do it. Don't think that being brave is a hero.
Jeans have beautiful shirts. Don't always wear a white shirt, let alone a pink one.
Shopping with girls, leaves floating in my hair. You can take advantage of her height to help her take it off and give her a smile. If you are shorter than a girl. . You can stand on tiptoe.
Please don't hold your arm when talking to anyone. Please refer to the above picture. This will make people think that you are impolite and appear indifferent and exclusive.
Watch Korean dramas. That will only make you fantasize and then disillusion together.
You can buy a smaller T-shirt. It's too big. If you don't have physical and muscular support, you look like a tramp.
Anyway, don't cry in front of others. You lost your spirit and integrity. Only people will say that you are weak and incompetent. It's hard to be a man, Bao
Don't tell others that I love you easily. And say it's a joke. When you really want to express yourself, no one will believe you no matter how sincere you are.
Think more. People in meditation have a special temperament.
Some sister papers, the better you treat her, the more she annoys you. Do you know why? That's what women do. If you ignore her, she will come to you. Therefore, tactics are to turn initiative into passivity. If you are passionate for a while and you don't go to her, she has an 80% chance of taking the initiative to find you.
Can you be easygoing? Some sister papers will be bad for you, so you pretend to be in pain. If she is soft, you are domineering. If she is happy, she will often come to talk to you. You can be very Man when you are domineering.
No matter how much others help you, say thank you.
Don't pretend to force another B. A man just talks big all day and doesn't do anything practical. Is this cheating, cheating or cheating?
A man, no matter how much money he earns, will give part of it to your parents. At least filial piety. The first bucket of gold has their share, even if it is really small, it will make them happy.
Don't do too much work when you are young. When you get old, you will be paralyzed, and your kidneys and waist are very fragile.
When people ask you to do something, if you are not sure you are Xiao Bai, you won't try to figure out what you are, so if you have a little way to figure it out, you won't lose face.
Don't think that Chars Harder's crying in pain will hurt your woman. In fact, you give her an unreliable feeling in her heart.
Don't die because of one thing. Ah, ah, I'm dying. I want to jump ship! ! Ah, ah, ah, I can't do this anymore! ! I want to hang myself! ! ! You are a man. You are not a whiner who loves crying and hanging.
Men should not use violence to solve problems. Such a man will make people feel rude, unreasonable, impetuous and terrible.
As a man, you should have the ability of independent judgment. There are too many bad guys in this world who pretend to be too good. When we first look at the sister paper, if her eyes are not very aura, then her emotional intelligence is not high, or she will be a very boring woman in the future. If this sister paper has flexible eyes and looks smart, then on the one hand, you should be careful of this kind of woman, who is too smart and unpredictable, and on the other hand, your wife can help you with all kinds of trivial matters. Look at you.
The more maternal love a woman has, the better she will treat you. Women are actually very romantic and will do all kinds of unexpected things for you.
Big men don't take the inner eight, your sister, the outer eight are domineering, and parallel is normal.
Relax your shoulders when walking. Don't walk with your shoulders drooping. It will make you look tall and straight.
If you are really sleepy in public, don't sleep against the table, or your mouth will be embarrassed.
Spend more time alone. You will find yourself more mature. Think independently without others.
A true brother will scold you at ordinary times, but will stand up when you are in danger.
Fake brother usually pretends to be nice to you, but he will shrink back or even betray you when you are in danger.
A really good girl won't come to you when something happens.
Men should not wear perfume. As long as they insist on using the same smell of shower gel, it will become fragrant after a long time.
It is a man's nature to look at beautiful women, but don't look too obvious when you have a girlfriend. Be careful if she gets angry and ignores you.
When wearing tights on the top, don't wear too tight clothes on the bottom, or you will feel the footwall unstable.
If you have no memory, write down a girl's birthday diary and write it down on Valentine's Day. Don't remember everyone, at least remember one or two.
Girls always have a crush on men who will remember her birthday.
What women need is a man who can give her a sense of security and let her see the future. Not a little boy who needs her to accommodate in every way.
When a man is most emotional, he calms down at night when he encounters setbacks and difficulties.
No matter what happens to others. Don't be a rumor monger, and don't be a rumor monger. It's none of your business. Not to mention things that have a bad influence.
Maybe you don't have the ability to fight with one enemy, but you must have the confidence and courage to fight with one enemy. A man who is timid when he meets something must have no license.
No matter how you bring your girlfriend home, you should ask your parents. After all, they are more mature than you, but they can see something you can't. Idol dramas and the like are all bullshit. What elopement? It's so childish.
Please keep your promise. Nonsense is not funny at all. When people have 100% confidence in you, but you let them down. You can know how failed you are without telling me.
Things have changed. Plans can't keep up with changes. Many people may leave or stay because of one of your choices. Maybe today, you don't think that person is important to you, but maybe one day many years later, or tomorrow. You will miss it, too. But now. Who is that man with? What kind of story are you going through? So please take it seriously. The power of choice is very powerful.
Since you can't change the woman in front of you. Either change your goal, or use your generosity to tolerate her willfulness and sadness.
First determine whether this woman is kind, and then see if she is smart. Because of kindness, it determines her smart direction.
The most terrible time for a person is when he loses his mind. Often at this time, there will be extremes, anger and hatred. So when you are angry, don't always be patient. Find a harmless way to vent, and then your life will be on the right track.
The most important thing is courage. Don't blush and hide when you see the sister paper, hold your head up, hold your chest up, belly up and say hello. Hiding in the corner, timid, afraid to take the first step, no matter what you do, you will not succeed.
As for men, don't follow suit and say what you want. Although easygoing is a good character, it is also important to keep your own opinions, which will make people feel that you have your own ideas.
Be an enterprising person, don't just stare at the meager salary and position. I believe that with your present ability, you can't just do the immediate work. I didn't say you should jump ship now. Climb up step by step If you want to succeed, you must aim high first. Man can't be a frog in the well.
Accept what others think of you and judge for yourself. Don't always feel good about yourself and then always feel that you are not wrong. When the person you trust most is not satisfied with you, then there is an 80% chance that you are wrong. I know the truth is hard to hear, but you know how to choose between the harsh facts and the public's choice.
Broaden your social circle. Don't just know friends who are playing naked at home. Learn to judge people. People who only pull you to do what you think is wrong will walk around.
Be kind to your parents. When you have a wife, how much love can you give them?
What about a man who can't live without bangs? It doesn't matter if you keep them, but don't look like Ba Shen. No matter how long the bangs are, please cut off the hair at the back of your neck. It's really ugly on the side.
Be wary of anyone. This is a way to protect yourself. No matter how you think the woman in front of you looks like Angel, it is inevitable that she will be assimilated into the dark side in this corrupt group. When you want to convey your feelings, ask her to produce convincing evidence.
If you don't have enough money, make up and play with a woman who wears different clothes every time. Please don't choose to associate, what's more, you can't control a woman who rolls around on the night of alcohol and tobacco, and your future expenses are absolutely beyond imagination.
Don't let your girl get too close to your brother. Just introduce yourself at the beginning. Wouldn't it be embarrassing if she played well with them and you were excluded? Not to mention your brother is loyal, the kind you believe won't rob your woman. Your sister-in-law may also have a crush on any brother around you, which is very dangerous.
Eat more, not this meal. Irregular diet is bad for the stomach. It will get worse in the future. I hate it when a man eats in front of me and then tells me he wants to lose weight.
Remembering your girlfriend's physiological period or something can also make her think you are very sweet. For example, tell her not to wash her hair, eat cold food or eat spicy food for those days.
Have the courage to go to the supermarket to help her buy sanitary napkins. = = Ah, hahaha
I hate men who stay at home all day doing nothing. If you want a house, you should at least be a technical house. No, even if you don't do a technical house, it's good to go out and play basketball. If you are afraid of the sun, the gym can also be used. Why do you do nothing at home all day?
Don't think that being new, coquettish and rebellious can attract girls. You need to give full play to your strengths and become a bright spot. basketball study Figure or something
Don't envy couples. Every couple or husband and wife, if envied by others, will have their contradictions and differences. All you have to do is make yourself strong, and then think about social harmony.
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