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There are no swearing words in the short sentences.

I made up a sentence to scold the shorty for not taking dirty words:

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you stand in front of me, I can't see you.

For you, pulling out a seedling won't help you for long.

Why can Han Xin be humiliated by his legs? Because you're under his legs.

. . . It's so unkind. I can't stop it. . . .

Swearing sentences do not contain swearing words 1. They are very sci-fi and abstract!

Brother, can you lower the resolution of your face a little?

Your appearance has broken through the human imagination. ...

When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.

Don't talk to me, I'm a neat freak.

6. If you are sick, you can cure the disease. Don't look for me. I'm not a vet.

7. Your inner face is longer than your pelvis.

8. You look very excited, as if you have drunk urine candy.

9. You were proud at first, but what are you doing now?

10. My dog knows to wag its tail when I throw a bone at it. What are you?

1 1. Wipe off your gum and see who is talking.

12. Could you please see clearly what goods you are talking about?

13. How dare I touch you? I'm afraid I will buy hand sanitizer to help myself.

14. You didn't know to come to me until you lacked dog food?

15. Don't think you are famous or anything. You think your father is Li Gang.

16. If someone scolds you, look at P or Mao, you can go back and see you.

17. Your mother was in a random state when she gave birth to you.

18. Your father is in the 73 1 army, right? I don't understand virus research, so I study you.

19. Your looks and IQ are quite good.

20. Don't feel that you are rare, so cherish what is rare.

2 1. Are you proud of your small chest and saving cloth for your country?

22. You said you pretended to be a lady. Uh, by the way, your father is a canopy.

23. Don't take mom and dad away without asking. Why are you so filial?

24. A person doesn't know it's him until he is pointed at the nose.

25. I don't judge a book by its cover. I am before you.

26. What do you say you can do? If you go to war, bullets and missiles will come at you involuntarily.

27. You think your mother is everywhere, and you have to make way everywhere.

28. I wish your girlfriend an inflatable forever.

29. May your boyfriend call forever.

30. If I hadn't forgotten to buy condoms that night, you would have been washed down the sewer.

3 1. The other person scolds you: (all kinds of swearing words), you answer, are you introducing yourself?

32. After hearing what you said, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously.

33. I haven't heard anyone blow the cow so fresh and refined for a long time.

34. If the other person scolds you, you can reply. Please don't talk to me and spit. I have no money and can't afford wet wipes.

35. Actually, what are you? You are just a barking dog.

36. How about my nature paper? Is it much better than your pot cover?

37. Like a toilet seat, aren't you afraid of flies? Go back to your Japan, you watermelon taro, don't show off in an ostentatious manner.

38. Look at what you wear every day. Why don't you do something?

39. You are still pursuing a fashionable hairstyle. Would you please look at your score of 38?

40. Nongfu Spring, which is filled with a bottle of its own tap water every day, still feels very petty.

4 1. Said my man is a man with two legs, short of oil. It seems that your man is a three-legged toad.

42. Don't always live in your home in Hibika. Go and find Wangcai next door.

43. If you know that you are walking in the airport, you should hide. Don't be cocky, lest others don't know.

44. Say I'm jealous of you. Wipe your eyes.

45. I have nothing to show off in an ostentatious manner except that I am not as shameless as you.

46. You mean your old mother and mistress are charming? Do you feel good if your old mother hurts you? Numerous coquettish 13.

47. I want to talk to you about quality, but I can't stand you even if I endure shit and urine.

48. Do you deserve to talk about quality? Are you afraid of your mouth rotting? What are the skills of calling a dog? If you really bite me, it will be awesome.

49. Seeing you hanging out with men every day, who loves to watch you throw bones at you?

50. Now that you think you have done well, don't forget what kind of dog you are.

The swearing sentence without dirty words is super drag ● Say, do you want to die or not want to live?

● No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!

Get out of here, keep rolling. ...

Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm beautiful.

● Unreasonable, there must be a picture!

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● The sky is getting brighter.

● It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't.

● Disgusting mother cried in disgust. Why? Because it's disgusting

If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

My heart is broken and propped up like dumpling stuffing.

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If no one is holding hands, I will take a ride.

My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic, static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over …

● Alas ~ This person should be conformal, even his headache is partial.

I don't know much about music, so sometimes I'm unreliable and sometimes I'm out of tune.

● Why do you suddenly want to cry? Do I also have some little sadness going upstream?

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What a beautiful beauty uncle!

I don't wrestle with pigs for two reasons: one is to make me dirty, and the other is to make pigs happy.

It is impossible to steal happiness, but there is hope for stealing fat.

● Putting down the butcher's knife to become a Buddha means that at the moment you put down the butcher's knife, the other party divides you in two.

I feel most tired when I have nothing to do.

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Li Bihua said: What is redundancy? Cotton-padded jacket in summer, cattail leaf fan in winter, and your hospitality after I was cold.

Forever young, forever act young, forever ungrateful, forever in tears.

My father expressed his opinion about my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

When you come, I believe you won't leave. If you leave, I will pretend that you have never lived in the future. -We should treat fate and love like this.

I thought I was a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that I was just a scum in the sea of people.

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● Feeling of sadness and indigestion.

Women like bad men, not bad men. ..

● Pockmarked is not called Pockmarked, which is a lie.

● Jianghu is sinister. If you can't, leave!

● You don't know whether a person or a watermelon is good or bad without knocking a few times. ]

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● Lonely people tend to be very strong; Lonely people are mostly gentle.

Laughter is a blooming smile.

My lover is a stunning beauty. One day she will marry me on a fire-breathing dinosaur, but I saw her mount, but I didn't see her master.

Loneliness is a person's carnival, and carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.

● Although you are restless, you should keep yourself.

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People don't attack me, I don't attack. If someone attacks me, I will be angry!

Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.

● We are ordinary people, and we are also special people, so we are particularly ordinary.

Does that man dare to say that he is pure? Look at your eyes, they are muddy.

Nothing is more powerless than the contempt of the weak for the strong.

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● If there is any similarity, you just copied me.

● Stupid birds fly first, and stupid pigs get fat first.

When your tears can't help flowing out, keep your eyes open and don't blink. You will see the whole process of the world from clear to fuzzy.

I told you not to push me. If you push me again, I'll play dead for you.

● What is youth? Who hasn't been young? Are you old? Damn it!

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● Don't arm yourself with a sophisticated look, it will be unacceptable.

Interpretation is a cover-up, and cover-up is a story.

The so-called threshold, the past is the door and the past is the threshold.

Strangeness prevents you from understanding strange things, and familiarity prevents you from understanding familiar things.

The tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, you only have a knife.

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● What a spicy society it would be if it were all ginger.

● Lions don't turn around because they hear dogs barking.

The deeper the water, the smoother the water flow.

Everything will be fine when you don't take it seriously.

He is the happiest man, whether he is a king or a farmer, as long as he can find peace in his own home.

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You get what you pay for, and you're not hungry after eating porridge.

Keitel, why are you crying? Is it because it's too hot?

If fate grabs you by the throat, you will scratch your armpit.

● It is not naivety that hinders growth, but self-maturity.

If fate breaks your leg, he will teach you how to limp.

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I won't tell if I kill you.

The left brain is full of water and the right brain is full of flour. It is easy to move, and everything is burnt.

Making money is like digging with a needle, spending money is like seeping into the ground.

I also have places to go, but there is no way to go where I want to go.

● The food you waste will be blocked on your way to heaven.

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Life is colorful, but I also have my own color.

● If one day I disappear, there are only two possibilities: the body is traveling, or the soul is traveling.

● Let your personality shine on your forehead.

Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face.

I have never cheated you, because I have never cheated you.

Ask, don't curse the teacher. Clear water means no fish, while lowly people are invincible. Trees die without skin, and people are shameless and invincible. You are a cucumber, you should take a picture. Your daughter-in-law is a screw. She needs to be screwed. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit. Fenqing is only one step away from patriotism, and not one step away from SB. Pretending to be cute can solve the problem of population expansion instantly. * * * can be your teacher, and the mentally retarded can teach you to speak. As long as you look up, the ozone layer will break. If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can stop, and if there is a war, bullets and missiles can't help flying at you. This site recommends swearing without dirty words: 2 1 century is very dangerous, go back to your Jurassic. Top your lungs ... you waste air alive and die. I used to like her broad mind, but it was just an airport! The teacher told us not to litter, or I would lose you. Animals wear this kind of clothes and become animals as soon as they put them on. Red with purple, shit.

You are like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and looking so shabby.

Don't talk to me because I don't understand. In others' eyes, it is foolish for me to quarrel with a pig.

3. For you, I really can't think of any language to communicate with you of different human beings!

The smell of inferior perfume is still coming to men all day. Who gave you another look?

5. You are really creative and have the courage to live!

6. Living wastes air, dying wastes land, and dying wastes RMB!

7. When you look at yourself in the mirror ... you think it's redundant, but in fact ... you are really redundant.

8, call others thick-skinned, saying that mosquitoes should be difficult to book you. Mosquitoes struggled all night and were bored.

9. If you can take the initiative to let scientists study, it will make a great contribution to the world's understanding of alien life!

10 I don't understand. If the rope is too long, it will knot, but your tongue won't?

1 1, you said, I have acne in adolescence. Do you envy menopause?

12, you don't have the image of a pig, but you have the temperament of a pig

13, * * * *, the hammer grows on the skull. I want to know why you were not invited to visit the Expo.

14, put photos of XX on the wall to ward off evil spirits during the day and prevent contraception at night.

15, seduce my man? I just think of you as an old bitch in spring.

16, watch you walk on your high horse, for fear that others will not know that you are from the airport.

17, I have a good relationship with this and that all day, but in the end, what are you in the eyes of others?

18, spring has passed, what are you still doing in spring? It turns out that spring has no seasons.

19, you look very relaxed!

20. How about my mother's nature paper? Is it much better than your pot cover?

2 1, a girl, wear a skirt or trousers of regular length, get some jewelry to decorate herself reasonably, speak and act in a civilized way and be a lady, right? !

22. If the pimples on my face are as few as the hair on your head, I will be satisfied!

23. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

24. No matter how strong you are, you can't hold back your urine.

25. After seeing you, I realized what your father meant when he scolded you all day, "It's better to have an X than to have you". Take a look at the X-burner compared with you. It's really better to burn X than you! Curse book

26. You look like a fool on the left, a pig on the top and a donkey on the bottom.

27. Immigrating to Mars means leaving you.

28. Who says pig brain is the most stupid? I said that the pig brain is the smartest, and I sleep after eating the bag, thinking nothing. I can only say that the pig brain is well maintained and yours is the best. -swear without dirty words

29. Who has been taking care of you for so many years? I admire his courage.

When you can talk about civilization and quality, I think it's time for me to be born again.

3 1, please don't talk to me with your excretory organs, it's rude, thank you!

32. I can have a good talk with you, but I won't put in a good word.

33. Take a photo, dig a mouth and drum a cheek, or hold a fist to your face. Who are you going to hit, or cerebral thrombosis and hemiplegia?

34. If we know that life is decadent, why should we continue such a decadent life?

35. The other party said that Notre Dame de Paris lacked bell ringers. Feel the answer, why, where did you quit?

36. Don't drag in front of me like 2.58 million. Pose and install 13.

If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down.

38. The world is bigger than what you lack.

39. I didn't say you were shameless. I mean you're shameless.

40. Are you dissatisfied with the world by dressing like this?

4 1, you streaked after me for two kilometers, and when you turned around, I was a gangster!

42. I thought you were a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that you were just a scum in the sea of people.

There is no foul language in the language of cursing husbands.

Instead of racking your brains to scold his mistress, try to fascinate or control your husband.

Either you are a tigress, you are afraid of your husband, and you dare not go out to find a mistress. Then you should dress sexy at home, flirt with him actively in front of him, and even force him to fuck him and squeeze him dry. You can bluff him, too If he dares to find a mistress, you can go out and find a man to fuck you. Cuckold him.

Either you are Pan Jinlian, gentle, * * *, articulate and affectionate. Playing games with him at home fascinated him.

You scold * * *, and your bed is always busy without swearing, girl.

* * * will always be * * *, even if the economic crisis, you can't be expensive!

Don't you scold thieves without dirty words? You are either late in puberty or early in menopause.

2. Is it really disgusting to see people like us who are physically and mentally healthy and have no sexually transmitted diseases?

Do you think that because you say you are a virgin, I can't feel that you are a treated woman?

4. Have you ever treated dichlorvos as cola and made your head drink it at 80 cents and 12 Jin?

Please don't talk to me with your excretory organs. This is very impolite. Thank you!

6. If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smart, then you should eat at least a pair of whales.

7. After hearing what you said, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously.

8. I am surprised that a rare species like you should be listed as a national first-class protected animal and exhibited at the World Expo. Perhaps, you can also contribute to the study of exotic species in China.

9. I don't want to hit you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. If you run around the street like this, it's easy for the police to shoot you.

10, wearing this low-cut leopard print all day, you look like a comfort woman who was eliminated before World War II.

1 1, don't talk to me because I don't understand. In other people's eyes, it is foolish for me to quarrel with pigs.

12, your father is in the 73 1 army, right? I don't understand virus research, so I study you.

13, when I saw your face, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.

14. Will you buy two bottles of Fuyanjie to brush your face later?

15. The longer I have contact with you, the more I like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people.

16. When I have money, I will take you to the best mental hospital.

17, brother, can you lower the resolution on your face?

18. If you walk with your head up, don't hug, just hug a steamed bun.

19, don't talk about others, they also have a flower at the head of the village, but since she was a flower, cow dung has disappeared.

20. Hey, is your coffin upside down or sliding?

Other sets of swearing sentences without dirty words are absolutely sharp and powerful:

1, I wish your girlfriend to inflate forever.

I wish your boyfriend electricity forever.

If you know that you are walking in the airport, you should hide. Don't be cocky, lest others don't know.

4. Who is taking care of you these years? I admire his courage.

There is a big plate on these two lips.

6. If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth.

7. Frankly speaking, you can set up a brothel.

8, hair dia, also can't change your age and appearance.

9, kindergarten-level high school students, congenital Mongolian frog head.

10, the cow foaming at the mouth is flying in the air. The only way I can help it down is to keep your mouth shut.

1 1. Don't look for me. I'm not a vet.

12, a face of excitement, like drinking urine candy.

13. My dog knows to wag its tail when I throw a bone at it. What are you?

14, in our country, you don't learn so many weapons, you learn swords. You don't have to learn how to use a sword. You must learn how to get drunk with a sword, because there are too many moves. Sword iron, don't learn silver sword! In the end, you have reached the realm of the unity of man and sword, that is, the knight errant.

15, I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful and the other is you.

Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

17, I forgot that there is another kind of people in the world, Martians. Where are you from?

18, I want to see you talk, but why do you bury your face in your * * *? ... oh? Sorry, I didn't know it was your face, so your * * *?

19, I want to have a baby, I must let you teach him, and I must teach him history, look at your face. China remembered it for five thousand years.

I don't want to judge a book by its cover. I tried to see your soul. As a result, your soul is no more beautiful than your appearance.

2 1, I really regret that I didn't pat you in the toilet and wash you away directly with water!

22. A guy like you can only play a piece of shit in a TV series, which is worse than chewing gum knocked over by a dog on the side of the road.

23. When Yan saw you, she was so scared that she cried and wiped her tears to find her mother.

24. If the teacher hadn't said that littering was not allowed anywhere, I would have thrown you away.

25. If I hadn't forgotten to buy condoms that night, you would have been washed down the sewer.

There are more than 300 photos of your mother in my computer.

27. I'm not a straw boat. Don't send your bitch to me.

28. I heard that you are rich, and you still recognize Jiro as your master.

29. The world is big, but it is bigger than the brain you lack.

How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

3 1, how far your thoughts are, how far you roll; You can roll as fast as the speed of light

32. Who says pig brain is the most stupid? I said that the pig brain is the smartest, and I sleep after eating the bag, thinking nothing. I can only say that the pig brain is well maintained and yours is the best.

If you are cool and handsome, human beings can only reproduce asexually.

34. Yes, how famous you are. You have made more than 100 movies, and now you are banned from broadcasting pornographic content.

35. This is also sustainable development, from this school to the present school.

36. You are a cucumber, so you don't have to shoot it. Your daughter-in-law is a screw, so she needs to be screwed

37. Go home and look at yourself in the mirror. How many onions are there on your head? If not, buy some and put them in your head. Play dumb.

38. You look like a fool on the left, a pig above and a donkey below.

39. Actually, how much do I like watching you? Do you know how painful it is not to see your sister like a bitch for a day?

40. Please roll into a ball and leave.

4 1. Excuse me, can I ask you for some faces? I don't think it matters if you have three layers outside your face.

42. No artificial intelligence can compare with you, a born fool.

If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down.

44. If you can take the initiative to let scientists study, it will make a great contribution to the world's understanding of extraterrestrial life!

If you know where to go, the whole world will make way for you.

46. The old washing machine that God accidentally dropped is a brainless creature that can think.

47. You look very fauvism!

48. Do you think you can go back to childhood by pretending to be cute?

49. You need to go back to the furnace and rebuild it.

50. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

5 1, you said you could do something. If there is a war, bullets and missiles can't help flying towards you.

52. You said it was not waiting for you to turn over, but the salted fish turned over, or the salted fish.

You are the biggest pencil box I have ever seen. Aren't you tired of holding so many pens?

54. Are you proud of your small chest and saving cloth for your country?

55. Why didn't the country use your face to study bulletproof vests?

56. Children go home to buy two bottles of Fuyanjie to honor their parents.

57. Go back and wash your face, and my sister will give you 10 Jin perfume to cover your dregs.

58. Life with incomplete evolution and aliens with gene mutation.

59. As far as your eyes are concerned, the visibility is almost as wide as the ATM card slot of the ATM bank.

When I saw you, I suddenly understood what Picasso was like.

6 1. Seeing you is like seeing small vegetables in the market. It's about to go off the market, and it's fifty cents a handful.

62. Seeing you hanging out with men every day, who loves to watch you throw bones at you?

Look at your face. You have a big pimple on your face. You should say it was a heat rash that was covered with a mask during SARS. A flock of geese flew south and jumped west when they saw your face. Look how scary you are.

64. Watch you walk on your high horse, for fear that others will not know that you are from the airport.

65. Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day are the strongest wastes in human history.

66. When treating you as a person, please try to act like one.

67. When you meet a generous person and give you a brick, you will know what liver fibrosis is.

68. You walked around 1 and scared a row of teaching buildings. You turn around at 2 o'clock: landslide, water flowing backwards. You turn around at 3 o'clock: Halley's comet hits the earth. You turn 4: Yao Ming plays table tennis instead.

Your father should hold back. Why didn't he shoot at the wall?

70. Don't make me add verbs or nouns between me and your family.

7 1, you look like the scene of an accident.

72. Your appearance is not accurate and your proportion is not good.

73. You broke the rules!

74. Have you been thrown three times at birth and only been caught twice?

75. Your appearance has broken through human imagination. ...

Your parents are happy because of you, because you are too much like them, and you are not like a bought child.

77. Your IQ is as thin as oxygen in the Himalayas.

78. Why do you cover your face with * * *!

79. Who are you making faces with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.

80. If you chase me naked for two kilometers, I'll be a hooligan if I go back!

8 1, you are great. Isn't it supported by the Animal Protection Association?

82. You haven't fully evolved. It's really difficult for you to be an elephant man.

83. You are still pursuing a fashionable hairstyle. Would you please look at your score of 38?

84. He looks innocent and sorry for the people and the party.

85. Wear a mask when you go out, and don't let the urban management and the city see it. How hard they work, one day our city will be rated as "Top Ten Hygienic Cities". How can you make them think?

86. Beating is kissing and scolding is love. Don't scold your mother all the time. You almost fell in love with your mother.

87. In this dress, animals will become people. You will become an animal as soon as you put it on.

88. For you, I really can't think of any language to communicate with different human beings!

89. Your Excellency is a natural inspiration!

92. You have the courage to treat yourself as a person, and you don't need your negative IQ to think about whether you are worth being.

93. When your mother gave birth to you, she probably lost the whole person and raised the placenta.

94. Your mother was in a random state when she gave birth to you.

95. Your inner face is longer than your pelvis.

96. Are you crazy? 100 still boiling water.

97. When you can talk about civilization and quality, I think it is time for me to be reborn.

98. Your family is not mainstream, your mother? Socks, your dad's tin foil paper head.

99. It looks very sci-fi and abstract!

100, really creative, really brave to live!

Living wastes air, dying wastes land, and dying wastes RMB! When you look at yourself in the mirror ... you think it's redundant, but in fact ... you are really redundant. Curse others for being thick-skinned, saying that it should be difficult for mosquitoes to book you. Mosquitoes struggled all night and felt bored. Don't talk to me because I don't understand. In others' eyes, it is foolish for me to quarrel with a pig. For you, I really can't think of any language to communicate with people who are different from humans!