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Complete works of stupid classics (75 articles)

First, "honey, I did a very manly thing." "Did you pee standing up again?"

Second, the secret of success lies in walking on the road of hope, in having firm faith, in working silently, without asking about the harvest!

Third, when you are frustrated, you need more indulgence, because happiness can be shared, but pain is silent.

[-I smiled, but I was in tears]

I began to like my original self. I wasn't hurt at that time, and I wouldn't cry.

Please don't stimulate me with your happiness, it will make me have the evil thoughts of being a mistress.

Seven, fate never believes in tears, it only believes in those who compete with it.

Eight, our story is decided by ourselves, not by others.

Chastity is a virgin's only glory, and honor is a woman's greatest legacy. It turned out well and everything was fine.

10. When I met you, I seemed to have gained the most precious thing in the world, so everything else can be ignored.

Eleven, the only thing in the world that will get better and better with the passage of time, only memories …

Twelve, a person is rich as long as he can satisfy his lifestyle.

Since you can be robbed, why should I stay? 〕

14. People who love moonlight don't take it for themselves. It's enough to look at it from a distance.

Fifteen, sleep in class, fight after class, and die in the exam.

16. No matter how others ridicule me, I will go my own way.

Seventeen, in life, you can't hang yourself from a tree, but try to die several times in several nearby trees.

Eighteen, let your name sew into my sadness like a thread.

Nineteen, I don't need to wronged myself to please anyone. Besides, I'm not that great. Like it or hate it, I don't care.

Twenty, mom didn't buy rice, starved you, and dad didn't buy rice, so he used you to sell/steal kimchi.

2 1. Don't push me, or I'll play dead for you.

22. People should be respectful, and those who are fearless are the strongest.

Twenty-three, people don't commit me, I don't commit crimes, and if people commit me, I will pay it back a thousand times.

You said I would keep looking for you when I was bored. Don't you know that you were the first person I looked for as soon as I got online?

Twenty-five, people should not be too tired, things should not be too tired, everything is too tired, and fate is doomed to run out early.

Twenty-six, don't look back, why not forget; Since there is no chance, why take the oath? Today, everything is like water without a trace; Tomorrow, you will be a stranger.

The word love is too beautiful and too sad.

Twenty-eight, not all milk is called Telunsu, not everyone I call him a pig.

Twenty-nine, after stumbling, I seem to understand that many things cannot be forced.

Thirty, no such love will make me cry in the clear night.

In geography class, the teacher asked Hall's deskmate: Which is the highest mountain in the world? Deskmate: Everest. Teacher: Where is it? Deskmate: geography textbook page 18. Suddenly, the whole class was silent.

He doesn't understand that his running away from me is the biggest harm to me.

33. Life is dazzling because suffering and glory will appear at the same time. So, don't be afraid of temporary difficulties. Even if no one applauds, you should devote yourself wholeheartedly and stick to it gracefully.

I am always comforted by people I don't care about when I am saddest and saddest!

It's thirty-five. It's hard to leave. I want to hold on tight. Life is like a wilderness. For example, a child can fall on his father's shoulder, even if it is a long way.

Thirty-six, I remember someone saying that missing is not fate, but a lack of courage to go on together.

Thirty-seven, in this world, the ocean is the widest, the sky is wider than the ocean, and the "examination range" is wider than the sky!

You changed from a girlfriend to his sister. You are so funny.

Thirty-nine, life is a simple trajectory, and every story is interpreted with heart, which is dull repetition.

Forty, let go of troubles, and troubles will let go of themselves. Life is a lonely journey. You are you, there are only similar people in the world, and there are no exactly the same people. Whether you are walking in the crowd or standing alone in the wilderness, you have to bear everything that only you have.

There is only one kind of success if you can spend your life in the way you like. There is only one success in this world, and that is to be able to spend your life in the way you like.

I hope someone can warm me like the sun and melt my anxiety.

43. If you can learn from it, failure is success. As long as we can learn lessons, failure is also success.

44. What are you afraid of? Being unhappy is a big deal.

Forty-five, two people get along for a long time, it is inevitable to complain that you have changed. In fact, neither of us has changed, but we are getting closer and closer to each other.

46. Do you know what motivates me? The answer is the first word of this sentence.

I hope you are optimistic about everything, but persistent about beauty. Even if what you see is shameless, you can be transparent inside.

Forty-eight, a sentence I love you is not as good as being together

49. Sometimes you don't know how much you like a city and a person in your memory until you leave.

50. Today's advertisements are really women. My mother can become my sister if she drinks Yili.

I am the kind of person who is betrayed and doesn't even bother to shed tears.

Fifty-two, the past does not look back, we were young and frivolous.

53. Sometimes if you love too clearly, you will be at a loss.

54. If you love someone and don't respond, it's better to walk away proudly than to beg for love.

As long as you can handle your emotions, you will succeed and your temper will drive away your luck. Therefore, those who seem to have a big heart can only endure, and do two things well before becoming the person you want to be: live and endure.

56. Do you think I can care less? Actually, I'm just a girl, and I cry secretly.

57. Truth, like a cough, often gushes out when it cannot be suppressed; Lies, like lines, are often recited.

Secret love is sacred and should be based on mutual happiness. If there is pain, keep it for yourself.

59. Some people are destined to love each other. Time has nothing to do with heart.

Sixty, just by chance, I will remember you, my eyes will follow you, and I want to tell you both sadness and joy.

6 1. I always use what I think instead of facts, and then use facts instead of what didn't happen.

Sixty-two, unsuccessful because there is no strong dream rather than no strength.

Sixty-three, the most precious thing in the world is the true love of two hearts, which is by no means priceless.

Sixty-four, planting grass does not make people lie down, it is better to replant cactus!

Sixty-five, why did you tell me after I was disheartened? Actually, I understand your weakness.

Sixty-six, any fantasy that is absurd and envious of all beings can't compare with this disturbing reality every day.

Learn to adapt, it will make your environment bright; Learn to be tolerant, and you will have no troubles in your life.

Sixty-eight, the deeper you love, the deeper you hurt. Could it be you who got hurt?

Sixty-nine, our life is too short to witness those distant words, such as eternity, the ends of the earth, blue sky and yellow land, vicissitudes of life and great changes. So, live.

Seventy, life is booming, you can make friends with your bosom friends and listen to the original and simple voice from the deepest part of life.

Seventy-one, I have always put you in the original gentle position in my heart, but you never know that I can't let you go.

Seventy-two, "How much courage do I need to walk past you calmly?"

Seventy-three, I think you are as indifferent as water. You are beautiful. You were sharp 3,000 years ago.

At the end of the day, I found that the most beautiful scenery in life is calm and calm.

Seventy-five, many mistakes, few mistakes, no mistakes.

Wechat Classic Character Talk (75 articles)

First, people who know us will stay in my heart for a long time, and those who know you will hurt you invisibly.

Second, the biggest regret is being arranged by fate!

3. What you have done may not be fruitful for the time being, but don't be discouraged or anxious. You are not growing, but taking root.

Fourth, sit still and think about yourself and talk about life.

I succeeded because I made up my mind to succeed, and I never hesitated.

Six, the perfection of personality is the foundation, and the establishment of wealth is the purpose.

Poverty is not terrible. What is terrible is the lack of self-reliance and self-improvement spirit.

Eight, the people and things we have experienced on the road of life, whether good or bad, are our life experiences and wealth.

Nine, everyone is eager for happiness, because happiness is always ahead, so the heart is always on the road.

10. The more unlucky you are, the more you should hold your horses, cheer up silently and spend it quietly. Don't make noise, create a laughing stock, and leave future trouble.

Don't underestimate yourself, there is still a long way to go.

Twelve, coming is accidental, and going is inevitable. So you must, with the fate unchanged, with the fate unchanged.

Thirteen, I began to get used to walking, talking and living alone.

You can't run away if you want to, and you can't get it if you don't want to.

15. Look back once in a while, otherwise you will always be looking for it and never know what you have lost.

Success in life lies not in getting a good deck of cards, but in how to play bad cards well.

The sun is not warm for itself, but when it shines on everyone.

Don't make a promise when you are happy, because it is easy to get carried away when you are happy.

Nineteen, we must have it to pay.

Twenty, the world is full of knowledge, and the cultivation of human feelings is the article.

Twenty-one, some roads are taken with your feet, and some roads are taken with your heart. Take the road you choose, don't choose the road you have taken, and you can have your true self.

Twenty-two, life. You can't just breathe and fart.

Twenty-three, sometimes, starting over is just a stage!

Tin buses are hard and soft. Where are we going?

Twenty-five, it's not who I used to be, but who we used to be.

Sometimes the sun is fine, and sometimes it is dark. This is life.

Twenty-seven, although the "tumbler" will not fall, it will not move forward.

Twenty-eight, a person has at least one dream and a strong reason.

The belief in success is like an alarm clock in the human brain, which will wake you up when you need it.

30. Persistence is the most important, but persistence is the most difficult.

None of us are perfect people, but we must accept our imperfect selves.

It is not true wisdom to be able to say but not to do.

Thirty-three, natural talent, life experience, plus persistence the day after tomorrow, is success.

If you want to succeed in this world, when you enter a salon, you must let your vanity pay tribute to the vanity of others.

35. The dirt on your face can't stop the light in your eyes, and the hardships of life can't stop your inner desire!

You can never achieve a goal unless you concentrate on one thing.

Don't worry, the best things come when you least expect them to.

38. A fool always wants others to know him. Smart people try to understand themselves.

39. Life is like a torrent. Without rocks, beautiful waves can't be stirred.

Don't live for others, because others will never live for you.

4 1. My life is dull but extraordinary.

Forty-two, every detour you have taken is actually the only way. You can never borrow other people's wings and fly to your own sky.

Forty-three, there may be some kind of providence, but we haven't understood it yet.

44. Only by looking down on gains and losses can we find the best balance point in life.

Forty-five, buy it, don't compare prices; Eat, don't regret; Love is love, don't be suspicious; When it breaks up, it breaks up. Don't slander it.

Forty-six, no one is homesick for drinking water because of the insipid water, so don't abandon life because of the insipid life.

Forty-seven, the direction of the wild heart, stone, who can resist?

48. Is it only self-abuse that can bring back that little bit of self-esteem? .

49. You can't be the happiest yourself, but you must be the truest yourself.

50. Nothing is impossible, it depends on whether you want to go or not.

5 1. It is not difficult to make a decision. The hard thing is to put it into action and stick to it.

52. When most people care about how high you fly, only a few people care about whether you are tired or not.

There are too many disappointments in reality, so there is no need to be angry with yourself.

Fifty-four, life is still long, don't panic.

55. Don't treat yourself as a waste until you die.

Fifty-six, there is no time limit for self-improvement, and it is doomed to silence.

Fifty-seven, life, there is no eternal pain, there is no hurdle.

58. Make efforts a habit, not a temporary passion.

Fifty-nine, carefully make every choice, and take every step firmly after the choice!

When someone insults you, remember that lions don't turn around because they hear dogs barking!

Sixty-one, learn to be mature, learn to be serious, learn to be primary and secondary, learn to be introverted, and not be idle. There is a mentality called open-mindedness!

Life is like a red-hot iron bar, which needs a lot of training to walk well.

Sixty-three, life and death are rich, Zicheng said. Hold your hand and grow old with your son. -Anonymous The Book of Songs.

Never regret-we can't choose the way back, but we must face the challenges we have caused soberly.

65. When the sun rises, the East China Sea will set in the West Mountain, and one day you will be rich and the other day you will be poor.

66. Life is fleeting. Choose a posture for yourself and let yourself live irreplaceable.

Everyone needs a friend who can make you laugh when you think you will never laugh again!

If you can't be cruel to others, be cruel to yourself. If you force yourself to be stronger, no one dares to be cruel to you.

69. The secret of success lies in never changing the set goals.

70. Life may not be perfect, but I just need to do it right for myself.

Seventy-one, there is no unfinished story in the world, only an immortal heart.

Seventy-two, everything should be bold, and people should be calm in adversity.

Seventy-three, people who create opportunities are brave, and those who wait for opportunities are fools.

Seventy-four, everything can be replaced. Love, past events, memories, disappointment, time ... are all replaceable. But you can't help yourself.

There are too many fantasies in this world, but they can never be realized.

Classic talk about graduation sadness (75 items)

1. As time goes by, maybe we will forget each other, maybe we will remember each other, but a day like tonight will never happen again.

Second, since when do you have her in your heart?

Third, my friend, don't leave in a hurry. Let me look at you again and lean on your shoulder, because it is so strong and warm. I used to cry like a child, lean on your shoulder, and pour out my inner sadness and pain with my tears and sobs.

Fourth, the tears of parting add new waves to the long river of memory; The blessing of parting opened the curtain of reunion.

Wave goodbye and set sail. I can't help it It is the friendship cable you threw, which is firmly tied to my heart invisibly.

Sixth, the loneliness left by graduation season, crying in the middle of the night.

Seven, those years, our fatal past, I'm sorry, my dearest, my writing is too immature to write our most beautiful past in gorgeous language, so I have to describe it in simple words, this day, our eternal youth, this year and our most beautiful rainy day.

Eight, with three years, for a memory in my heart forever.

Nine, graduation is like a long period.

Do you like starry sky, my friend? If one day you feel lonely and melancholy when wandering in the distance, please look up at the starry sky, where there are lucky stars I gave you.

XI. Never look back, why not forget? Since there is no chance, why curse today? Such as water, no trace, no stranger tomorrow.

Twelve, graduation photo, without our bright smile. Because we are about to separate.

Thirteen, next summer, the classroom will be full again, but unfortunately it is not us.

14. May you be a drop of crystal water, projected to the vast sea; Make a delicious flower and form a garden full of flowers; Make a wisp of fiber and embroider a bright red flag; Be a small screw and stick to your post all your life.

Fifteen, after graduation, we agreed not to cry, but at the end of the dinner, tears are not obedient's tears flowed out.

If you cry for missing the sunset, you will miss the stars.

Seventeen, our six years together, every game, every discussion and every quarrel will become a precious page in my memory.

Tears of parting are like transparent pearls. May we cherish each other.

19. Although the parting bell is about to ring, campus life is no longer long, please put away your sadness with a smile, because sincere friendship will not sail, please keep your blessings in mind like the sea, and wish you a brilliant career and a loud victory song after graduation.

20. Can't our smile just stay in graduation photo?

Twenty-one, knowing you is my happiness, leaving you is my pain. For the upcoming parting, what supports me is the expectation of reunion.

Twenty-two, graduated, because I can't forget it once, and nothing too beautiful is suitable for experience.

Twenty-three, graduated, people and things that once didn't care, now it seems how precious.

I have a heart. Even if I live alone, I don't go with the flow. I have a good heart. Goodbye is still a friend.

25. When we were young, we had grown up in the memories of late summer.

26. The days when we struggled and ran together were the most unforgettable.

Twenty-seven, leaving the beautiful image of meeting, taking away the acacia grass in bud, only the green postal road carries the parting thoughts.

28. When we found that we wanted to catch it, it had disappeared without a trace. "The moon is full of wind and rain, and people have joys and sorrows." We are about to be separated for the first time in our lives. There are too many disappointments and too many farewells in my heart.

Twenty-nine, we are about to live far apart, and suddenly I feel that your shortcomings have become so nostalgic.

Thirty, how many mornings, how many nights, we walked on this road, it stayed in my memory with friendship, and it was also branded in your impression.

Thirty-one years old, graduated from junior high school for three years.

32. Fate is like a palm print in your hand. No matter how tortuous it is, it is ultimately in your own hands.

33. It's ironic that someone I once loved fought with another woman in front of me.

34. In the face of graduation, you may have a lot of confusion, a lot of disappointment, a lot of regrets, some regrets and a lot of nostalgia.

Thirty-five years later, the years have broken all over the place, and parting is just like water passing by.

Meeting is not the beginning, and parting is not the end. The countless beautiful moments that my classmates spent together will be engraved in my memory forever.

Thirty-seven, if I go back to the past and still love you, will you care about eternity, or will you say goodbye briefly and give me some space after falling in love?

Thirty-eight, graduation season, we cherish each other, respectively, for reunion. Dear classmates, take good care of yourself in the future.

39. Friend, let me say hello gently. Although life will inevitably have twists and turns, you are the most cherished and unforgettable friend in my heart.

Forty, man's bounden duty lies in the courage to explore the truth, and fighting for the truth is the greatest pleasure in life.

4 1. Open your sail, ride the wind and waves, and hang my blessing on the mast. The whistle on the dock has ended yesterday's dream, and the thoughts of the years will recall the past time. When you return home with a full load, you will find the other side of reunion again.

Forty-two, before graduation, we always complained about this stupid place in school. After graduation, it is really the place we miss most, and we have recalled too many things.

Forty-three, do you remember the photo shoot that day? My instant consciousness lit up with the flash: your beautiful image was left on the negative, and it was deeply branded in my heart.

44. Have a young and happy heart, give others a bright smile, give yourself a sincere self, draw a perfect ending for junior high school and a beautiful beginning for senior high school. Let's sail and go through all the hardships!

Forty-five, once complaining, once feeling, now only full of nostalgia.

46. Remember to meet after parting. A few times, I dreamed of being with you. There is a silver jar left tonight, and meeting is even a dream.

Forty-seven, actually graduation is not terrible. The terrible thing is that when I grow up, my former classmates and friends don't remember themselves.

48. If you have a dream, you should bravely pursue this road. You can cry but not be timid.

Forty-nine, in the face of the feast laid by the years, we smiled at each other and politely advised the wine, as if behind that sentence, we collected all the unspoken love and reluctance.

Fifty, after graduation, I have too much disappointment in my heart!

5 1. Facing the feast laid by the years, we smiled at each other and politely advised the wine, as if all the unspoken love and disappointment were hidden behind the sentence. Because we all know that there is no more mellow wine than this bottle of wine in our hands.

52. I came alone and left with 29 brothers and sisters.

Fifty-three, I really want to cry this early summer.

54. Love is a vine that grows in our hearts!

55, deskmate first, this summer, we haven't graduated.

Fifty-six, after graduation, we are still in the corner of the campus and have many memories, but we have to leave.

Fifty-seven, graduated, don't want to say goodbye! I really don't want to say goodbye to the school where we have lived for three years after graduation.

At fifty-eight, we parted in the light fog. Dew, the sky, like your innocent eyes; Fog, misty, like my deep sadness.

Fifty-nine, even if it is only a short encounter, a short tacit understanding, we are eternal.

60. Plan your life as best you can.

Thinking is a golden key, which can open the door of wisdom; Hope is a field, and its success and maturity are just around the corner. At this moment of graduation, the journey of life is about to begin, and we should have perseverance to treat every difficulty in society.

Sixty-two, I am afraid that as soon as I leave school after graduation, there will be fewer crazy people around me who can make me laugh.

Sixty-three, the long river of years will flow away a lot. Will the red leaves fade when we meet?

Sixty-four, the drawer is empty, the classroom in the past is quiet, and we graduated from grade one. Everything is gone, everything is separated.

Sixty-five, today my classmates broke up and said, Take care! Alumni of Ming Dynasty meet, congratulations: success!

Sixty-six, graduated, I feel that my friends have been supporting me for so many years! We will continue to work hard, although I will continue to work hard without your company! For us!

The sun is strong for you, the breeze sees you off, cicadas sing for you, birds applaud for you, the shade protects you from the wind and rain, and the rain and dew refresh your heart. After graduation, I sincerely say: bon voyage, I wish you a bon voyage.

Sixty-eight, graduated, said it might hurt others in life. But sometimes, silence hurts more.

69. Jumped up at half past ten and forgot to go to school. After washing my teeth, I found that I had graduated.

Seventy, I really want to entangle with you, happiness, pain, sadness and sorrow. Everything is intertwined, our fate will last forever, but life will inevitably be separated. After graduation, I wish you a smile!

Seventy-one, we once enjoyed beautiful flowers together; We used to fantasize about beautiful seasons together. Classmates, classmates, don't forget the days we walked together after parting.

Seventy-two, maybe, maybe when you look back at your junior high school, you will find many things, many memorable things become vague, but vague and profound.

Seventy-three, the light of hope has risen on the horizon of Ran Ran. Don't hesitate, stand up, open your arms and greet the morning glow!

Seventy-four, don't cry on graduation day. We left with a smile.

Seventy-five, we are about to usher in a "go" word! There are too many disappointments and too many farewells in my heart. However, our friendship will last forever.

Super awesome classic QQ talk about Daquan

1, there is happy dust in the air, otherwise why it hurts so much when you close your eyes.

I still can't stop thinking about you, but you walk fast and far.

I just don't understand why you are so far away from me because you still love me.

4, if the sky is affectionate, if the sky is old, my man will do it.

Your hypocrisy smells of corruption. Entangled by the smell of death

6. I have published a lot of signatures, but I still feel like I will publish them forever.

7. It didn't matter what you said before, but now everything is more important than me.

8. The film "Fool" continues to star.

9. Women's infatuation makes men mean.

10, we are still friends, friends from afar.

1 1. Hold your head high, look at the gray sky, swallow your tears and go on.

12, don't treat my sweet words as fart.

13 Baby, I love you. How many people did you tell this sentence?

14, why say goodbye and what to say together.

15, stop and go, finally tired of seeing the scenery.

16, I'm still struggling with you, and you're still struggling.

17, do you know your heart is broken? Why did you abandon me in the first place? I won't be soft-hearted if you are very.

18, that photo is engraved in my mind like a shadow.

19, be quiet, be quiet again. It is better to end the pain quietly than to cry.

I want to travel by myself. Go to a place where you can bury your heart

2 1, people are tired. Without you to listen to me, my heart is even more tired and turns into tears.

22. I'm sorry. Who knows the sadness and heartbreak in my heart?

23. We can't end up together, but we can love each other, not in this life, but we can be unimpeded.

24. Love songs become nostalgia.

25. Tired and short-lived escape. I don't want to see it or get it. Tutto parla di te

In fact, you still have her in your heart, if I don't even know this. Hehe, then I'm naive.

27. You asked me how much I hate you. My fist represents my heart.

28. I just want to plant a warm, peaceful and trouble-free place for you.

29. Now you are so far away that I can see the distance between us.

30. My heart is like a wound on my arm, which cannot be replaced or erased.

3 1, the smile gradually disappears and the sadness gradually emerges.