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Why do men love pedicures?
So why do these men love pedicures so much? Is it a pleasure or a pleasure? Others say so; "Karaoke must have a choir girl, and pedicure must have an escort." As for these, I have heard a little, but I believe my husband will not find a lady. Get down to business! Don't talk about those messy things, or talk about this pedicure! Over the years, I really have a prejudice against pedicure. I think some ladies who do pedicure jump up when they see the money in a man's pocket, which is very contemptuous of this kind of woman. However, since the baby was born, their heels began to hurt in the hospital. Personally, I think it has both advantages and disadvantages for the doctor to let him exercise the next day after the operation. The advantage is getting out of bed early, which is very helpful for surgical recovery. What's wrong with it? Of course, it is women who walk early after giving birth, which has a great influence on their physical recovery in the future. At first, I didn't believe there would be any bad consequences if I went early. My mother turned a deaf ear to what she said, and now she knows the importance of that old saying only after suffering. The sentence "If you don't listen to the old man, there will be a way ahead" is too classic. I've been worried about this heel pain since the full moon. Whenever I wake up, I dare not touch the ground, especially when Bao Er wants to eat milk at night. I have to go down and give baochong milk powder to drink. As long as I touch the ground, my feet are in great pain, thinking; "Why don't people have these problems when they have children? Everything has changed here? " Don't mention the unhappiness in my heart, but I can't remember how to write the word "pain" when I see Bao Er's lovely appearance! Two days ago, my husband and friends got together and said as soon as they entered the door; "wife! Go downstairs and get a pedicure. Fifteen yuan a day and ten yuan a month. It's a good deal, much cheaper than other places! I made a deal with someone, saying that when you sit down next month, you will feel sick and your heel hurts. Hurry up, people are closing soon. " "I won't go! That place is not clean! " I turned and walked to my daughter's bedroom, but my husband couldn't hold my hand and said quickly; "quick! I'll walk you downstairs, it's too dark outside. " "damn it! Then change clothes! " I quickly broke away from my husband's strong and warm hand and said, "I'll open the closet door," alas! Why are you changing? People have been anxious for some time, and pajamas are afraid of everything. There are no guests there now anyway. Who will come to see it? " Said three times five divided by two and dragged me to the pedicure shop downstairs. First of all, I soaked my feet. I glanced at the washbasin and found a bathtub model inside. I safely put my feet in the hot tub. When it cools, I take them out. The pedicure teacher quickly dried my feet, and then I started to massage there. My hands are exhausted, I feel comfortable for a while, I feel painful for a while, and I will be done in a moment. I was about to leave when another man came to the shop, also for pedicure. When I got home, I said angrily; "Didn't you say no one went to the store? I just went to find someone. How indecent do you think it is for me to go out like this? It is really embarrassing. " "Look at you this thing? Is it wrong for me to care about you? What are you afraid of wearing pajamas? It's normal! I didn't show too much, it's no big deal, go to sleep quickly! " I went to the store again the next night, but this time the proprietress didn't put a bath model in the basin, but just brought a basin of hot water. "Is this the basin you use alone, the towel for your own use, or one foot massage after another?" She said while pressing it. "Do you think it will work?" "well! Yes, it's good, the heel hurts less, and black things are discharged? " I said, "Oh! Something black? " She asked curiously; "yes! After caesarean section, my stomach hurts a little. My hand hurts when I touch it. The pain is not very serious. I went to the hospital for color Doppler ultrasound. The doctor said there was nothing dirty in it. Five boxes of biochemical capsules were prescribed for me, and no so-called liquid was discharged after eating them. The doctor said that if it still hurts, you should go to bake electricity. Nobody brought it to Bao Er, so you haven't been there? Through your massage, it is dirty and as black as blood, "said the proprietress proudly; ""You see, a pedicure will cure you. As long as you have a monthly subscription, take good care of yourself, not only gynecological and heel pain, but also many acupoints on your feet. They are all acupoints of human organs, and all diseases are treated. " "All right" So I made an agreement with her to pay 100 yuan in advance and go the next night. Still for these procedures, I gave her 200 yuan, that is, one month, but when I got home, my feet were stitched and itchy. Is this uncomfortable? Busy to let my husband come and see, my husband took a leisurely look and said; Looks like Hong Kong foot, with cracks. ""what? Athlete's foot? This massage is a loss. Why do you get this disease? Pay back the money tomorrow, and I'll know what it's like to get beriberi with such a big head. I am very sad? " I said angrily. This isn't it? Bao fell asleep at noon today. I went downstairs to ask the pedicure boss for a refund. Entering the door, the proprietress said with a good attitude. "Sister is here? ""yes! "I don't want to do pedicure today, because I have beriberi," I said. The boss said and handed me the rest of the money. I have been in business for five years, and I haven't heard of any guests infecting me with beriberi. "Hum, I have never had this problem. I pressed it here for three days and got this. Everything you have here is open. Not safe, right? " I said seriously, thinking; "For the neighbor's sake, you also give me less massage heel pain, but also give me poison, or light rao not you, hum! ! "Then the wife of shop-owner walked over and said; "If you are afraid of beriberi or something, you can bring your own basin, shoes, towels and even watch the water. After that, you can go home with the basin. Can you finally rest assured? " "I'll think about it!" Then he turned and left. Since my friend's sister-in-law is also doing massage here, let's eat first! I feel dizzy. It seems that there is nothing good after spending money like water. This statement is too classic. Men go to massage, probably to soak their feet first and then massage, right So while enjoying it, men also treated a minor illness or something. No wonder they like doing these things. It turns out there is still this mystery here! Remind sisters that if pedicure is to treat heel pain falling in the month, it is best to go to a regular pedicure shop. Don't learn from me just because it's cheap, you'll win the prize! Ha ha! In fact, I also want to go to a regular store to do it, but no one takes care of the children!
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