The funniest Henan dialect

Henan dialect, also known as Henan dialect, belongs to the Central Plains Mandarin in Chinese and is a dialect in Henan Province. Henan dialect can be divided into three categories: one is the central plains mandarin, which is what people are used to saying in a narrow sense; Secondly, Han Chips, a Jin dialect popular in Taihang Mountain area in northern Henan, are distributed in Jiyuan, Jiaozuo, Xinxiang and Hebi counties, and tangyin county, hua county, Neihuang and Anyang counties in Linzhou (county level). There are also a small number of yellow patches, which are Jianghuai Mandarin popular in southern Henan and distributed in Xinxian and Guangshan counties of Xinyang. The communication between the three dialects is not smooth.

Exquisite vocabulary

1. The overall characteristics of Henan dialect are: popularization and conciseness. Give a famous example: who? Me. What (zhua)? Urine.

2. The symbolic vocabulary of Henan dialect: Zhong Heguan.

3. The difference of pronunciation: water is very deep (chen)-deep (shen), dragging (tǔ) pulling machine-dragging (tuǒ) shoes.

4. The difference of word frequency is mainly manifested in the words used in place names. For example, the frequency of words is from big to small: Zhuang (Zhangzhuang, Lizhuang)-Lou (Malou)-Dian (Liushuidian, Shahedian)-Miao (Huang Yu Temple, Huang San Temple, Hu Temple).

5. The meaning ranges are different, such as: rice. People who focus on rice say that rice mainly refers to rice, while for northern Henan (pasta), rice and fruit are the same common word for the same kind of things. Steamed bread, noodles, vegetables and other three meals a day are called rice.

6. Almighty word: Give this word as both a verb: give me a book and a preposition: when he gives it to others, he can show initiative; when you give it to me, he can show passivity: when he gives it to others (his face hurts).

7. There are many modal particles: for example, what are you doing here? I wrote (ah). What is this word in Henan dialect? Brush calligraphy. How about writing miles (white)? Just make do (Bai). Among them, "Lai" is the most common, and "Li" is also common, but "That" is never used.

8. demonstrative pronoun: two fingers: near finger: here (very light) far finger: there (ibid.)

9. From the etymological point of view, the differences between Henan dialect and Putonghua are as follows: the inheritance degree of ancient words is different; In Henan dialect, some words with local characteristics are not corresponding to Putonghua. Comparatively speaking, Henan dialect uses more archaic words than Mandarin. Henan dialect inherits many archaic words, most of which are not used or commonly used in Putonghua. For example, hold back, hold back, endure and push. (bamboo basket), pull, (swell, (food is hard but not brittle), burn, (sew), pull (wine, wine, wine, wine,

10. Other commonly used dialect words: Sun Head, Moon Grandma, Moon Mother Head, Moon Head, Moon Black (Xie, or Xie Zitou), Flat Food (jiaozi), First Child (the day before yesterday), Second Child (tomorrow) and Second Child (the day after tomorrow). Catch? (What to do) Drink soup (soup is made of flour), peel it (dandruff), boil it (boiling), roast it in Luochi (snail), bake it (scorched), spray it (chat), do something (do something), and smell it early. Enter his elder sister Ritajie (modal particle, often misspelled as "Japanese sister"), Gabro Gai (knee), Zha (indicating the distance between the two ends of the open thumb and middle finger or little finger), missing segment (broken) and platoon leader (United States). Hysterical Zheng (in a daze), unable to eat ü (a deep adverb, such as cold weather), Ge or Xing (four tones, meaning cow and fierce, mostly used in Zhengzhou) and so on.