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What wonderful aunts have you seen in the gym?
not too much! Once, I was just practicing Sanda kicking (kicking sandbags) in a private teacher's class. The coach was timing and kicking for 3 minutes. At this moment, an aunt was chatting with the coach. Suddenly, the aunt pointed at me and said to the coach, You see that she is kicking so slowly and useless. Isn't it necessary to kick hard and fast? The coach was a little embarrassed to say that she just learned, so that's enough. Take your time. Aunt adamant and said: so useless, so slow, still young, I am better than her. I stopped and said to the aunt, Aunt, since you are so good, why don't you give me a kick? Just let me study. It seems that she didn't expect me to say this. She blushed a little and said with a thick neck: I have low back pain today. What am I kicking? In fact, when I took a belly dance class later, I saw her waist twisting more than anyone else. Is this still called low back pain? I'm drunk, too. My aunt is a group of gods in the gym! What is even more amazing is that every day when I go to the locker room, I can see those aunts coming out of the bathroom naked and standing there chatting, and enjoying each other's bodies. In short, the picture is so beautiful and sour. . . The other day, I just finished high-temperature yoga and went into the dressing room, and I saw a naked aunt (55-6 by visual inspection) selling several bottles of essential oil to everyone. In short, all kinds of effects were good, including weight loss and beauty. Her daughter's shop sells 288. Now she is paying a friendly price, 99 yuan a bottle, and it's just fate or something in a gym. Then I asked the landlord who was changing clothes if he wanted it. I smiled and declined, saying thank you. Aunt's face immediately changed, and she said unkindly: You are so fat that you don't need it. If you don't need it again, it's hopeless. If you have money to come to the gym, can't you afford this bottle of essential oil? I did it for your own good. Then several aunts who were also naked on the side also came to help. In short, they were so fat that they couldn't bear to buy anything. I was so angry. There were so many of them that I had to change my clothes and leave silently ... These aunts are among the wonderful flowers!
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