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Talk about the classic love between men and women
1, women often miss men; Men are often fickle with women.
2. A woman's housekeeping skill is coquetry; Men's specialty is lying.
3. The happiness of a woman lies in: he really loves me; A man's happiness lies in that she deserves my love.
4. Women should have full breasts; Men need pockets full.
5. When a woman is desperate, she will marry a man; When a man is desperate, a woman will divorce him.
6. A smart woman will marry a man who loves her. A stupid woman will marry the man she loves.
7. When a lover, a woman will make a man's heart ache; As a wife, women can give men a headache.
8. Girls are used to conquering men with their eyes; Young women are used to conquering men with tears.
9. A man who swears for a woman is ridiculous; A man who makes a fortune for a woman is lovely.
10, if a man asks for a divorce, it is often that he has already disliked his wife; If a woman asks for a divorce, it is often that her husband no longer likes her.
1 1. If a woman insists on celibacy, people will think that she has a problem; When a man insists on celibacy, people will think that he is enterprising. The actual situation is that women insist on celibacy because they can't find a good partner; Men insist on celibacy because they can't find a partner.
12, women can tolerate unhappy marriage, but can't tolerate unhappy love; Men can tolerate unhappy love, but not unhappy marriage. 13, there must be an unfortunate love behind a melancholy woman; Behind a skinny man, there must be an unhappy marriage.
14, women remarried out of anger; Men remarry for luck.
15, women always want her to be his last woman; A man always wants him to be her first man. ...
16, men pursue women, like a mountain away; Women's pursuit of men is like a layer of paper.
17, a man can often catch up with the woman he likes; And a woman can't get the man she loves. The reasons are: men are not afraid of climbing mountains; Women are afraid of hurting their fingers.
18, cosmetics are women's confidence. For men, this is an illusion.
19, the way men test women is to fly away; The way for a woman to test a man is to be late for a date.
20. Men fall in love to get married; Women marry for love.
2 1, men choose women and aim at faces; Women choose men and pay attention to wallets.
22. Men want women
The less friends experience, the better; Women want their boyfriends to experience as much as possible.
23. Men use their eyes when they are in love; Women are cautious when they are in love.
24. Men become miserable after falling in love; Women become neurotic after falling in love.
25. Women are eager for each other's naked hearts in the process of love; In the process of love, men long for each other's naked bodies.
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