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Thoughts on Seeing the Moonlight Box on the Westward Journey
The length of the hut is very long. It used to be just relaxing and funny. Now, we will wait and see.
The second master succeeded in seizing power. First, Sir Zhong colluded with the Three Sages of Kunlun and seriously injured Sir Zhong's Supreme Treasure in the fight. The first scene of Sir Zhong's appearance was in a big fish and meat with his younger brothers. The first scene that Supreme Treasure appeared was in front of a small thatched cottage with a funny little fan, instead of living in a two-story villa with a pool. Naturally, the second master succeeded in seizing power. As for why not just kill him? With your intelligence, you must know.
Second, you are in charge and you kill your heart. Holding the emperor to command the princes, I always feel that killing people needs a reason. Sir Zhong found that Chunsanniang was a spider spirit and decided to take this opportunity to attack the Supreme Treasure. First, I led the Spider Spirit to the residence of the Supreme Treasure, and then I found that the action failed and decided to do it myself. When I accidentally cut the crossbar of the hut, I intend to use fire. After failing again, I had to settle for the second best and "put out the fire" by stepping on a fork.
The big boss recovered from his injury. I hurt myself, pretended to be cross-eyed and walked upside down, but it was just acting. It depends on what your master intends to do. As a result, I either killed myself or killed my own queen. ......................................................................................................................
The end of the second husband. It is also an inevitable result to see the senior master being forced to die after his injury. I finally escaped by performing humiliation, but my sisters found out that I was spying on the secret, which led to my sister's ecstasy and turned into a puppet.
A retarded appearance? Some people appear on colorful auspicious clouds, while others just become a bunch of grapes falling from the sky in the desert. Yes, this great god is the founder of Bodhi. Some people may say that he is mentally retarded, but it is more likely that this is just to tell people something. For example, Buddha is also a living thing. As long as it is a living thing, it will have all kinds of sex with people. You don't have to be too hard on yourself, and don't worship God and Buddha too much.
The philosophy of the blind. As for the blind man, his identity is unusual, and he is the eyes of his master. It is easy to know from the master that the blind man peeked at the second master's ass. But when the second husband "cured" the gentleman's injury, he would plead for the second husband's explanation and act as a peacemaker. Then, when the trapped sisters and teachers get out of trouble, they will act and pretend to cover the big boss, which is actually a little cleverness in feigning death.
Shanzhai summary. In fact, it is a ups and downs, twists and turns of officialdom or workplace drama. Master, Second Master, Blind Man, Senior Brother, Second Senior Brother, and Brother Sha. By the way, the director talked about a lot of reincarnated three shanzhai brothers, also to highlight a nagging nanny (who is loved at home), Tang Sanzang.
Besides, the space here is relatively short, the plot is a bit dull, and more is the love-hate entanglement between several people.
Pig eight quit this world. There is nothing to say. After arriving at Pansi Cave, the master is no longer the master, but at least he is still a person. The second master became a pig, and the plot took a turn for the worse. More directors are satirizing such people.
Ten thousand words are omitted here.
The death of the great god. Some people, no, some demons died for love, and some great gods were dragged down by a monster who tried to jump off a cliff and didn't die (my God, understandable logic again and again). Yes, this guy is still Bodhi Bodhi, but most likely, his task has been completed and he just ran away.
People with mental retardation have a chance. Xiao Shenyang said, why do you say that? The thing is, the Supreme Treasure wants to dig a tunnel through the Shimen. As a result, as you can see, the resourceful reincarnation of the Monkey King began to dig a few meters away from Shimen ... In other words, if I were a box of moonlight, I would think, I would go and cheat my father. ...
Keep writing.
Forget it, give it up, I'm really not interested in this part of the emotional drama ...
Summary of coil hole. Complex feelings.
Tell me some interesting settings and plots.
Name. Who are the main characters without names in the play? Two in charge, thirty in spring, blind. First, analyze the second master. The director said that there is such a person around us. He is a pig and doesn't deserve a name. Besides, Spring 30 Niang, Supreme Treasure said, the person who loves me is Qian Qian, and I can't remember the name if I don't love her. Finally, the blind man, he said, as a person who has seen the man's ass around him, you can call me blind.
Hairstyle. There are two people with the most eye-catching hairstyles in the play, the second husband and the blind man. The second husband is the most irritating. Forget the fake hairstyle. What happened after we got to Pansi Cave? Director, come out and say, isn't a flat head the only way to test our handsome boy's hairstyle? What do you mean you cut a pig? The blind people here are simple, bald, infernal affairs, overthinking, normal and considerate.
Family. You mean Pig Bajie and Chunsanniang? Of course not! So to speak, there is no doubt that three other disciples are three children (in other words, there are three children at home, and the corresponding eldest brother, second child and third child have great similarities in personality. I don't know if you have found it). What about dad? There is no doubt that it is Tang Priest. As for mother, there are not many women in the play, and Guanyin is the most suitable one, who has the ability to surrender to the Monkey King, right.
Feelings. Emotional drama accounts for a large proportion in the play, and most of them are centered around the hero's supreme treasure. There are two young women, and the last Xia Zixian can't be counted at the moment. Therefore, it is the drama of the sovereign treasure sisters. As we all know, Bai Jingjing's trip to Shanzhai has nothing to do with Tang Priest. People just come here with smelly monkeys. Where's sister Shi? It's a little fuzzy here. She likes smelly monkeys, too The answer is yes. First, I'm more anxious than my sister, and I'm coming to the cottage for the first time (I must feel that my sister is ahead of me on the emotional road, so I have to work harder); Second, after controlling the cottage, look for people with three moles on the soles of their feet for the first time; Third, in the cave, I actually want to have a baby with the Supreme Treasure by force (I want to cry) ... Do you think this part is over? Naive, readers, pay attention, this is a required question. It is known that there are two sisters and a cottage owner. Sister Chun is 30 years old (beautiful) and her elder sister (everyone thinks the taste is heavy). Q: Why does Master prefer Sister Bai Jingjing to Sister Chun? Did you meet the readers? Raise your hand to answer, don't you? Nobody wants to answer? No, I can call the roll! My god, it's really cool to imitate the teacher! ! ! ) Seriously, the first question is the scoring time and the first meeting time. As the third largest person in force, I don't want to, I can't choose the biggest person, and I don't like school sister Bai Jingjing very much at the moment (it's like putting two strange young women, one ugly and one beautiful, in front of a bachelor who has been working for a hundred years, but he said that he likes the ugly one, and only a fool will believe it ... Besides, school sister, she has worked. Let's put it this way: peach blossoms go too far, money falls, and nothing grows (this paragraph was written by a screenwriter? Or the director added it? Why is it like a real weapon, Miss Sister? Very artistic, but children can't read it well, but I like it. ), get to the point, put anyone in the dominant position, people with dreams may all be opponents (people, it's strange, the more I don't like it, even hate it, just like that person drew a stroke in his inner world, which is thick and unsightly,) and I don't know what it looks like long ago. ...
Why is spider spirit and white together? From the name analysis, Supreme Bao represents the hero, Spider Spirit represents a beautiful and excellent woman who has eight hands beside the hero now, and Bai represents an ugly woman who was impossible to be around the hero in the past (which also explains why the screenwriter is not a demon such as fox and white bear spirit, but I am a real genius). Ironically, many people always live in memories, cling to the past and turn a blind eye to the present.
Who opened Gan Kun's bag? The answer given in the play is Wang Cai. Of course, as we all know, as soon as the news that the Monkey King and Tang Priest were reincarnated from Bodhi ancestors came out, the problem came. First, the disciples are just sitting disciples with the oil lamp used by the Tathagata (according to the information in the second part, Xia Zixian's time as a great immortal is very short, during which he did not receive any disciples at all, and even forced himself to recognize the master), and his social status is very low; Second, under the strict social hierarchy, how did the two men get on the line of bodhi bodhi? The news was naturally leaked on purpose, and the teachers and sisters were also specially selected. Yes, some witty spectators made some predictions. The purpose of Buddhism is to change the Monkey King, help Tang Sanzang learn from the scriptures and promote Buddhism. Then all your previous efforts were wasted soon after you accepted the teacher and sister, and it was very troublesome to re-select someone. Therefore, bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi.
Wang Cai's two substitutes. There are only two shots, one for the second husband and one for the bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi bodhi. The watchdog's job is not just to watch the door. ...
Sisters' real bodies? Apprentice of pansi daxian? I have already said it, so I won't go into details. Needless to say, senior, the camera gave a spider, which is actually a spider in a hole. Senior, you need to spend some brain cells here. First of all, from the time point of view, it must be the female bone that became thinner when the Monkey King was reincarnated 500 years ago, and it was after Spider Essence; Secondly, from the geographical position of the mountain, the sparsely populated place should not be Orion's daughter or something, so it is difficult for ordinary people to have a chance to thin their bones; Moreover, Pansi's abode of fairies and immortals is empty. Strangely, it is not occupied by other goblins. You know, Niu Wangmo's influence has spread to the cottage (talking cows are evidence). Whose bone is that? Does anyone know? The answer is pansi daxian. Why? First, the moonlight treasure box is buried in the silk hole. Under what circumstances will the owner bury his treasure? The answer is to be hunted down, knowing that you will die; Second, in the last paragraph of the second part, Zhu Bajie said that the master has always been like this. Well, don't be wordy, which means that it is true that Xia Zixian is dead, but she was killed by a mountain soldier in Pansi Cave. Imagine that the second part is simply a dream that the Buddha turned into the Monkey King, otherwise there will be a branch of civilization or a situation that will change history.
Whether Tang Sanzang is the son of Pig Bajie and Spider Spirit or not, Pansi Cave and water curtain cave turned out to be a hole ... I stopped writing and put my card on the table.
Ok, let's talk about our favorite details and lines.
1 1 On the night of the full moon, young men and women are in the same room, and a woman will become a corpse. What does it mean if a man gives her a mouth-to-mouth Yang? I don't understand at all ...
I got a cold shiver. I enjoyed it so much. ...
Aren't you afraid I'll kill you? I'm scared, but I can't help it, because I don't want you to look at me with someone else in your heart.
You care so much about me, I am willing to die for you. ...
Props. Moonlight box and magic mirror.
The second husband turned into a pig's head, which turned out to be a flat head that honest people often cut. ...
The moment the Shimen falls, the two couples are called "xianggong" and "madam" ...
Awkward. When the Guanyin portrait first appeared, it began to burn in the middle, and then the next one, restored in the middle, began to burn from the side. ...
God, I don't know how many brain cells have died. ........................................................
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