What's so funny?

1, life makes you suffer for a while, and if you get used to it, you will suffer for a lifetime.

Nowadays, people want to find someone when they are full and have nothing to do, and I am more awesome. I'm not full.

3, study hard, study hard, or you will brag in the future.

Today, I took the elevator. On the elevator, a man opened a bag of chocolates. Everyone shared one. If you don't give it to me, I will reach for one. He paused and gave me one. On the fifth floor, when they all got off the bus, I realized that they all knew each other. Oh, shit, I really reached for one.

5. If you have a dream, stick to it. If the alarm clock rings, turn it off and go back to sleep.

6, fish and bear's paw can't have both, poor and ugly can have at the same time, fat and short are also special.

7. In such a cold day, single dog may have been upgraded to ice.

8. Don't think I'm not interested in you just because I seem to be cold to you and have little communication with you. Actually, I said a lot of bad things about you behind your back.

9. I want to call you husband, but I can't beat your wife.

10, what is the pain that can be touched? I just feel hungry, but there is still a lump of meat when I touch it.

1 1. Those who can't unscrew the bottle cap are married, and those who can't unscrew are still screwing themselves.

12, please pay attention to your parents. A few days later, a new type of fraud appeared in society. Liars will forge low-grade transcripts, falsely claiming that they are children's achievements in the name of Xuntong, WeChat QQ and the class teacher, and sow discord among them, which will seriously split the family. Parents are requested to delete the result message immediately after receiving it. Don't believe it. Forward positive energy at will.

13, who are you to call me fat? Did you invite me to dinner?

14 I often told myself not to hang myself from a tree, and I got lost in the Woods.

15, all my good friends are divorced, but I'm better, and I lose my hair.

16, sometimes people are cold to you, maybe it's not your problem, maybe he just doesn't like ugly people.

17, eating too much will make you fat, but eating less will not make you thin.