A review of a good movie! About 1500 words! urgent need!

"Before 10,000 AD" - American Promise, even better

Watch Roland 6.1 Emmerich's "10,000 AD" in the theater Years ago, I walked out of the theater slowly, and a brother next to me angrily pointed at the poster of the film and cursed: There is no such scene! ! !

On the poster, there is a primitive man with his back to the cliff, holding a spear, and glaring at a saber-toothed tiger with its teeth and claws. Obviously, this poster tells the audience that there will be a gorgeous battle between primitive people and saber-toothed tigers in the film. Think of our tiger-fighting hero Wu Song. He is nothing compared to this primitive brother who was born 10,000 years earlier. Perhaps because of the times, this brother's height should be similar to that of Wu Song, but he fought with his bare hands. The ground is a saber-toothed tiger that is several times bigger than the Jingyanggang tiger, no, the Zhenglongtiger~! How could you not watch such a great movie?

However, you were fooled by the poster, just like me and the brother who yelled. If you can still tinker with QUICKTIME, download a trailer or something, you will be screwed even worse. There is a saber-toothed tiger, but it is actually a friendly guest appearance, not even a supporting role, and the primitive man PK saber-toothed tiger that everyone is looking forward to is simply a fiction. In the film, the two brothers have a very good relationship, except for that very sentence. The flattering "if I follow you, I will have meat to eat."

After venting your dissatisfaction, let’s go back to the movie itself! How do you evaluate it...

To be honest, I am a bit speechless. To evaluate a movie, there must be a positioning, but for this movie, what type should it be classified into? I don’t dare to say it, I don’t dare to say it, let’s see what the video shows!

Suppose we understand the director's intentions in the spirit of fully believing in the film.

First of all, the ancestors of terrorists are terrorists, and their terrorist tactics have been passed down from generation to generation for 10,000 years.

I wonder if some paleontologist dug up a pile of fossilized debris from 10,000 years ago. After spending his whole life trying to piece it together, he determined that it was a primitive terrorist, of Arab origin, and the cause of death at that time was suicide. bomb attack. I feel that only this amazing scientific event can stimulate the director's imagination and determine that even 10,000 years ago, the scum that threatened the free life of mankind had distinct Arab characteristics. What I mean is that the director used a brought-in modern concept to effortlessly distinguish between good and evil in a movie starring primitive people. The only shortcoming is that if the protagonists in the film look closer Bush would be perfect, and the audience will understand the director's intention more smoothly.

Secondly, the past ten thousand years of human beings have been in vain.

The human ancestors 10,000 years ago built a pyramid that was taller than the CCTV Tower, but we still haven’t figured out how the Egyptians built the pyramids more than 4,000 years ago. This is not for nothing. Are you alive? Secondly, the tiger's ancestors still maintained such a huge body, so why are horses almost the same as modern horses? Could it be that the horse has lived in vain for ten thousand years without evolving? In addition, the appearance of the colored tribes seems not much different from the modern African tribes... There are so many, so many things that are beyond the imagination of us archaeologists, I dare not list them all. In short, if I were an archaeologist, I would gather my colleagues to present an award to the director and also find out who he wanted to thank.

Once again, the power of love is so great.

This is not an evaluation of the protagonist, but an evaluation of the gangster boss. The terrorist leader whose mission was to plunder hostages fell completely in love with the blue-eyed heroine, and then completely lost himself. Thousands of tender feelings flowed from time to time in his eyes that should have been full of fierceness. As a result, he was killed by the gangsters. The second child seized the opportunity and successfully rebelled. Not only did he lose his position as leader, the boss also whipped the heroine's hand with a whip because of his deep love and deep responsibility. As a result, her beautiful hand was slapped " The imprint of "God's Nemesis" directly led to the destruction of cult empire organizations one after another.

But that's not all. When the boss has nothing and the empire is about to collapse, what the boss wants is not to escape alone, but to escape gracefully and completely, taking the heroine with him. But if you think about it, you will know that the hero traveled thousands of miles to win over thousands of people for his woman, even the gods, how could he still care about you, a bandit leader? As a result, I lost my life. Those who have watched the movie can summarize with me. It can be said that this brother has accomplished nothing. He cannot be a boss, a slave trader, a lover, or a killer. He is a failure as a human being. Failed! However, this spirit of never letting go is worthy of reference and learning by Chinese retail investors...

When "The Promise" was released, it was scolded by audiences across the country. Everyone felt that Chen The director's bullshit was a bit excessive, but after watching "10,000 Years A.D." I realized that directors on the other side of the ocean were more aggressive and unscrupulous in their bullshit, but Emmerich didn't seem to be as impressed by Director Chen. A big grievance, at least in the face of criticism, people did not say the famous aphorism "People can't be so shameless."

Finally, I would like to talk about the translation of the film title. When Director Luo's last film "The Day After Tomorrow" was introduced, it was translated into "The Day After Tomorrow" by a certain person in the introduction department, and the original film was The cautionary meaning in it has been completely dissipated, and as a result, it has become a laughing stock in both sides of the Taiwan Strait. This shows the harm of literal translation. Therefore, in order to overdo it, I feel that this time "Before Ten Thousand Years A.D." should be translated into "American Promise" "Nothing less than"! !