Zhen Yu's dialogue in classical Chinese

1. How do lovers chat like the Qing emperor and his beloved princess? Title: emperor, concubine, beloved princess.

Greetings every day: When courtiers and concubines meet the emperor, the emperor releases his love for the princess.

It's a beautiful day today. Can the emperor take his servants out for a walk? The princess loves you very much. I'll take you to dinner. Thank the emperor for his kindness.

1. There are trees in the mountains and branches in the trees.

My heart lives for yours.

2. Guan Guan Luo Gui, in Hezhou

My Fair Lady is a gentleman.

3. Hold your hand and grow old with your son

Ask what love is in the world and teach people to live and die together.

5. Over the years, there should be various customs. Who should I talk to?

2. The emperor loves the princess. Peach blossoms are beautiful, but people are more charming than flowers. Huo Jingrui looked at this woman's undisguised eyes. Even though he knew that the concubines in the palace were infatuated with him, he was not as frank as the people in front of him. His tone can't help but slow down: "Why don't beautiful women go to the birthday party and dance alone in the bedroom?"

The beauty lowered her eyes and replied in a low voice, "I feel cold occasionally, so I stay in the bedroom and rest." This matter has been reported to the Queen and has been approved by the Queen. "

Huo listened to her explanation, and there was a trace of fear in her delicate voice. She couldn't help laughing and patted her on the shoulder: "It's okay, since the queen agreed, how can I blame you?"

Ren Mei snuggled up in the emperor's arms and let him embrace himself in his arms, and his mouth rose slightly.

Huo's palm is white and delicate, and his silky touch makes him fondle admiringly, and his fingertips are paddling in her palm. These hands are exciting. I wonder what they look like.

He raised his hand to take off the veil of beauty, and the red veil fell, revealing a beautiful face, with a faint blush on his cheeks and silky eyes.

Huo Xiaoxiao: "It's late at night, go to sleep."

As soon as his voice fell, the followers behind him quickly withdrew.

"yes, your majesty." He promised in a low voice and was about to step back to the bedroom, but was stopped by Huo.

I saw that he lowered his head and raised his hand. In the blink of an eye, he tore open the piece of red gauze that should be taken off to flatter his chest.

The fragrant shoulders are half exposed, revealing a large piece of jade skin on the chest. She blushed and secretly scolded the emperor for being so anxious that she didn't even want to walk a few steps into the bedroom that she had to act in this peach blossom garden. Only the mandarin duck of the emperor is what he wants. How could he miss this rare opportunity and reach out to untie Huo's front?

Mei Ying was filled with joy and his hands trembled.

Enter the palace in January, wait in January, and prepare in January. Only then did I meet the emperor and let her go further. It took a long time to unbutton the front button. How can you not get excited?

Huo looked down and saw a small pink Chinese-style chest covering revealed from her mind, with a looming gully inside.

It happened that this beautiful woman didn't know it, but was absorbed in the buttons of his robe, and the amazing scenery was hanging around. Huo Jingrui is not Liu Xiahui, so he will not be patient. He put his arm around her waist and rolled over.

"The emperor-"should be beauty exclaim 1, very dizzy after lying on the grass, looking at the pressure in the body, shyly put aside his face, revealing a white neck.

The grass under her made her feel a little painful and itchy, but it was another feeling to be a blanket outside.

Huo Jing Rui looked down and kissed her neck. He took advantage of the trend and untied the dragon robe with one hand.

Don't worry, don't slow down, let the people below you twist impatiently. You have to close your eyes stubbornly, your eyelashes are fluttering, and your lips are overflowing with depressing and provocative * * *. Huo only felt that his abdomen was boiling hot, and he secretly scolded a "demon" in his heart.

Why didn't he know there was such a stunner in the well-behaved concubine in the palace?

"Love princess, don't worry. It's a long night, we can take our time ... "

3. The conversation between the ancient concubines and the emperor while sleeping. In the Zhou dynasty, there was an Yin order in charge of the monarch's affairs.

The imperial edict of Ye Ting court in Han Dynasty was "eight hours a day is missed, and the white record is cited as a royal certificate". Just before night comes, remember who served the royal bed that day.

After the Eastern Han Dynasty, eunuchs were in charge of this task. In every dynasty, there was a memo in the palace, which recorded the emperor's imperial luck for future reference.

Just as foreign ministers do their duty, eunuchs who hold this position are meticulous. Wen Chengdi of the Northern Wei Dynasty happened to go upstairs, looked around and saw a beautiful woman in the Peace Palace.

Wen Chengdi asked the people around him, "What about this woman?" Everyone agreed. So Wen Chengdi walked past the White House and walked to Bell.

They stayed in the library. Li is pregnant.

When the queen mother inquired in the future, it happened that the librarian of the library wrote down the time and events on the library wall and checked them correctly. The child conceived by Li was recognized. It can be seen that the emperor does whatever he wants, and the recorder can also capture traces. This post is of great significance and must be recorded in time. The librarian of the library is not responsible.

In the Ming dynasty, eunuchs in the secretarial office were responsible for recording the names of the places where the emperor slept every night and his lucky palace. The history of female officials is responsible for recording the blessings of empresses and maids by the place where the emperor slept.

It seems that the Ming Dynasty is a double recording. Eunuchs and female officials are recorded according to the traces of emperors and queens. By chance, I fell in love with the Queen of the Palace and kept it a secret ever since.

Later, Wang was pregnant, and the queen mother was anxious to have a grandson. She checked the records of the secretarial office and told it, but refused to admit it. The queen mother ordered someone to show him the internal reference, and Zongshen had to admit it.

His attitude is because he is no longer interested in the king, but in the Ming Dynasty, it was a custom for a maid-in-waiting to be crowned a princess when she was pregnant. He doesn't want to seal the king's name, he just wants to muddle through.

The ring is an ornament of the queen and maid, which has certain significance in the imperial system of the emperor. "Huan" and "Huan" are homophones.

The empress asked the emperor when he would go back in the bedroom. Instead of telling the truth, she wore a jade ring and asked, "When was the broadsword?" This turned another corner because the ring was tied to the cutter head, and the cutter head replaced the ring. For example, concubines and ladies-in-waiting can't wait on the bed when they have menstruation, and they can't speak frankly, but take Dan as their knowledge.

Lizards are called "palace guards" because of their unique uses. Lizards are fed with cinnabar in utensils. Because I ate cinnabar, I was all red. After eating seven kilograms, it was smashed into pieces.

These red powders can be painted or painted on the limbs of ladies-in-waiting, which can last for life, but will go out when having sex. There is a poem in Li He's Song of Gongwa, "Wax light hangs high and the greenhouse is red at night."

The emperor who went to the harem after the next dynasty hesitated and couldn't decide who to look for tonight and where to spend the night. During the reign of Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty, there were as many as 40,000 women in the harem. I don't know how to arrange them to serve him.

Later, Xuanzong came up with a way to call a group of maids together every day and let them roll dice. The winner among the voters was the best, and he served the bed that night. Eunuchs privately call the dice corner an archive matchmaker.

In the Spring and Autumn Period, Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty ordered harem women to plant flowers in front of the door. Xuanzong followed a butterfly, which landed in front of whose house and stayed there that night, calling this method butterfly luck. Because there were so many women who entered the palace, it was difficult for Xuanzong to remember their names and faces one by one, so he invented a romantic method, which stamped the arms of maids who entered the palace with the seal of "Romance is always new", and then dyed them with cinnamon paste to make the marks firm and indelible after washing.

Since Yang Guifei entered the palace and won the emperor's exclusive favor, the seals of the matchmaker, butterfly and "the romantic is always new" were useless, so the harem women had to complain to the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl on Tanabata. Tang Jingzong invented a romantic arrow with the intention of serving the bedroom.

With bamboo skin as the bow and paper as the arrow, the musk of dragons and musk deer is stored in the middle of the paper. Ladies-in-waiting get together, and Jing Zong shoots an arrow. The person who has been shot smells delicious and feels no pain.

Later, there was a saying in the palace called "Everyone has a wish". The harem life of Emperor Wu of the Western Jin Dynasty was linked with the sheep cart.

Emperor Sima Yan is the son of Si Mazhao. "Everyone knows Si Mazhao's heart" means that Si Mazhao took power in North Korea and tried to replace the emperor, but he didn't make up his mind until his death. His son Sima Yan has long been impatient.

Although the worthies have the right, their satisfaction is not as good as that of the emperor. Even if the power is greater than the emperor, he can't enjoy countless beauty like the emperor. Sima Yan's grandfather Sima Yi is tired of his old wife.

Sima Yi was sick in bed, fell in love with his first wife, Zhang Chunhua, and crept to take care of her husband. As soon as Sima Yi saw this yellow-faced woman, she scolded, "Old things are disgusting, so why bother!" Zhang Chunhua was ashamed and hated, and wanted to commit suicide by hunger strike.

Si Mazhao's brothers sympathized with their mother and started a hunger strike. Sima Yi found that she had brought trouble to her son and apologized to Zhang. Zhang and his sons began to eat.

Afterwards, Sima Yi privately said to others: "My old things are not enough, so I am worried!" . When Sima Yan was thirty, Si Mazhao passed away. He took the place of his father, and immediately forced Di Wei to abdicate, and he ascended the throne himself.

He wants to enjoy the treatment that only the emperor can enjoy. He won't see his grandfather again. There are many beautiful women in the harem.

Emperor Wu of Jin created a historical record of ten thousand people in the harem. Due to the large number of palaces, Emperor Wu of Jin had a headache at first where to spend the night.

Later, he invented a sheep cart and used it to drive him to the harem path. Whoever stops at the sheep gate will take care of him. Ladies-in-waiting all want the emperor's sheep cart to stop in front of their own doors.

At this time, smart women show their wisdom. They put bamboo leaves in front of the door, sprinkled salt juice on the path leading to the door, lured sheep to lick the salt juice, walked to the door, ate the bamboo leaves on the door, and the car stopped. Since then, the sheep cart has become a treasure handed down from the harem.

In the Southern Song Dynasty, Emperor Wendi passed the concubines' house in a sheep cart, and the sheep always stopped at Pan's door to lick the salt water on the ground. When Wendi saw Pan Shufei, he sighed and said, "You have left all the sheep, let alone people?" Pan Shufei loves the harem from this.

Is there a rule to follow when entering the harem? Cui Lingen, a doctor of the Five Dynasties, made a research result: Empresses entered the palace and repeated on the 15th, starting from the lowest concubine, which conformed to the law of the moon. At the beginning of the month, the youngest is getting bigger and bigger.

The moon symbolizes yin and women. Be careful when the moon is dark and full, that is, on the first and fifteenth day of each month. Therefore, the ancient monarchs were not limited to these two days, because those who were dark were destroyed and those who looked forward won glory.

"Spring and Autumn Annals" said that "the dark yin confuses the disease, and the rumors are heart-wrenching, so as to break the six qi". Nine wives.