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Affectionate sentences
Family sentence 1 1, in the face of failure and frustration, family is a good medicine to fill your lost heart and then rally, which is a kind of courage; In the face of misunderstanding and hatred, affection is a glass of cold water, which douses the fire in your heart and then faces it calmly. This is a philosophy. In the face of praise and flattery, affection is an awl, which pierces your empty dreams and keeps making progress. This is a warning; In the face of troubles and worries, affection is a breeze that blows away your messy thoughts, and then it is a state of peace and relief.
2. When you are disheartened, family is a plum blossom that gives people hope. When you see it, you can break through all difficulties at a glance; When you are upset, family is a cup of spirits to relieve your worries. Drink it and get drunk to solve your worries. When satisfied, affection is the horn that inspires people to forge ahead. Hearing this, it shocked a hundred miles. This is family, no matter when and where, she will always accompany you.
3, the family is a sail, let us cross the ocean; Family is a building that blocks the cold light for us; Family is an immortal fireworks, and our life is illuminated by it!
4. Affection is father's raised palm, trembling lips, and angry look of hating iron and not turning into steel. Affection is mother's burning tears, gentle call, warm and comfortable embrace; Affection is a child's positive eyes, respectful language and a small gift. The ship of affection depends on the harbor of love, and the building of affection should be built on the cornerstone of love; The fountain of love should flow in the land of love, the stars of love should shine in the sky of love, and the flowers of love should bloom in the garden of love.
5, affection is the affection between relatives, love, maternal love, fatherly love, brotherhood, blood relatives, the love of the elders for the younger generation. ...
6. Family ties are all around us, waiting for us to explore. Let's all be conscientious people, try our best to taste the affection around us and live a colorful life.
7. Affection is a drop of dew after rain, nourishing the originally barren soil; Affection is the crow of chickens at dawn, awakening the sleeping earth; Affection is a boat on the sea of Wang Yang, saving people who are struggling in it; Affection is a lonely lamp in a dark harbor, and people who are looking forward to going home; Affection is a post station on the ancient road of Yangguan, and it is goodwill to wanderers. Affection is like medicine, which can heal your injured wound; Feelings are like wine, the longer they get, the more mellow they become; Affection is like a shadow, no matter rich or poor, no matter high or low, it will accompany you with no regrets in your life.
8, family, like a drop of dew in spring, can always live out the air-dried nostalgic memories in the sad years; Family is like a shade in summer, which can always support the blue sky of the lost in the scorching sun; Family, like a ray of sunshine in autumn, can always warm the heart lost in the bleak wind and rain; Affection is like a snow in winter, which can always wash away the dust of the trudgers on a dirty journey. That's it, no impurities, no distance, no hypocrisy. It's just silently connected blood taking care of each other.
9. Family is everywhere. Family is warm, which makes me feel warm as spring even in the cold winter; Affection is moist, so that my years are clear even if they are covered with the dust of years; Affection is great, it inspires me to study and forge ahead. It is on the road, at home, in the care of all over the world.
10, affection, is a guitar with an oblique back. The deeper you go, the more you can touch the heartstrings. Family is a vine, no matter where you are, it always holds your hand tightly; Affection is a bunch of keys hanging around the neck, opening the melancholy doors and windows. Love, between the eyebrows, in a shallow smile, in my lyric ditty.
1 1. Affection is a coat your father puts on you when it is cold, and a glass of milk made by your mother in the middle of the night. Affection is the tender little hand of the child to wipe the sweat from his father's forehead, and it is the thoughtfulness of the mother when she is tired. ...
12, affection, so that people wandering in a foreign land get the shelter of love; Affection is a rainbow flying in the sky, which makes the fiery and restless people appreciate the poetic peace; Affection is a small umbrella held up on a rainy night, which makes lonely people moisten their dry hearts; Family is a clear spring flowing in summer night, which ensures your correct direction.
13, I love my son deeply, and I am eager to feed back. It is deep love that brings the warmth of the family; Writing about social harmony is a sincere action. Looking after family is like a lamp, which quietly illuminates every corner of our lives. Affection is like the wind, which blows away the snow and brings infinite spring.
14, affection is rain, which takes away troubles and leaves coolness; Family is the wind, blowing away sadness and leaving happiness; Family is the sun, which takes away darkness and leaves light. Affection is the greatest. No matter you are happy, depressed, painful or hesitant, it will always walk gently on your road and accompany you quietly for a lifetime.
15, affection is sometimes a weakness abandoned by the royal family, which is permanently open in the garden of my life. It will always be a beautiful flower, and it will be ferried to the ferry of my life forever; She is a never-ending ship, always illuminating the darkness of my life; She is the eternal light, and people need family to maintain their lives.
16, affection can light up a person's life and make the road ahead covered with flowers; It is a firm belief and a persistent instinct. Even without money, family ties still exist.
17, family can nourish people's hearts and make the boat of life full of sunshine; It is an emotion hidden in everyone's heart, which can break through the barriers of time and space and make two hearts hug each other tightly.
18, affection is intangible, and no one can tell what he looks like; Feelings are free, and no one will let you spend money to buy them; Affection is priceless, and nothing in the world can match her price; Affection is selfless, and nothing in the world can sacrifice herself more than her; Affection is endless, and you will realize that it exists in your life every moment.
What is kinship? It is sweet milk that feeds our growth; It is bright eyes that guide us forward; What protects our hearts is gentle words; This is a severe punishment, urging us to correct our mistakes. We can't live without affection, just like a kite flying high can't get rid of a slender rope; We rely on family ties, like vines of melon beans wrapped around bamboo joints or fences; We have affection, like cold wheat covered with snow, warm as spring and happy as honey.
20. Affection is like water, which makes complex things pure after filtering; Affection is like fire, which makes plain look sharp and angular through calcination; Affection is poetry, which makes boredom reach an artistic conception after modification. Family, the eternal power of life.
2 1, affection is a light rain floating in spring, which makes lonely people nourish their souls; Affection is a clear spring flowing in summer night, which makes people who are hot and restless appreciate poetic peace; Affection is a small umbrella held up on a rainy night, so that people wandering in a foreign land can get the shelter of love; Affection is a rainbow flying in the sky, which makes people full of sadness feel the warmth of the world.
Let's treat our parents with a grateful heart and communicate with them with a sincere heart. Don't take it for granted that our parents help us do anything. They are great, bringing us to this beautiful world, bringing us up, and silently paying for us without asking for anything in return.
23, simple, family is just a small nest built by a few branches. But I'm young, and I can jump into it at once. There is a bowl of water in it, which is cool and sweet, nourishing my thirsty soul. There is a bulging bag, full of fragrance, full of my endless desires; There is a bed inside, soft and warm, soothing my inexplicable sadness; There is also a potted flower, a painting, a poem, dotted with some exhortations, embedded with some entrustment ... this is home, a nest, which keeps me growing.
24. I feel my father's care in the haze, and the wind slowly lifts the screen window; I vaguely heard my mother's words, and the soft rain was falling all over the windowsill. When I was depressed, my family comforted me; When I hesitated, my family gave me encouragement; When I was happy, my family gave me a blessing.
25. Affection is the sweater that my mother showed me one by one: Affection is the breakfast that my father prepares for me every morning; Affection is the extra white hair of mom and dad; Feelings are ...
26. My father is a miner. In the storm, my tired back shortened in the morning light and lengthened in the sunset. Mother is a torch, in the dark, in the songs of gentle voice, hoarse and repeated in the middle of the night; I am a small embryo. Under the clear sky, my tender arms broke ground in the fertile fields and stood upright in the firelight.
27. At that moment, I discovered that all mothers in the world are so easily deceived and satisfied! At that moment, I could not help crying.
28. One day, her feathered clothes disappeared and she changed into coarse cloth-she had decided to be a mother.
29. In the most helpless life, family is the most lasting motivation, giving us selfless help and dependence; On the most lonely emotional road, family members are the most sincere companions, which makes us feel incomparable warmth and comfort; At the most helpless crossroads, affection is the clearest road sign, guiding us to reach our goal smoothly.
30. Family is a rose that never fades. It will send you warmth and beauty in the long journey of life. Family is a ray of bright sunshine, which brings you light and warmth in the difficult climb of life. Affection is a quiet harbor, which provides you with care and care in the rough life. Affection is a gurgling spring, which brings you coolness and comfort when you are thirsty.
3 1, if I learn a little good temper, if I learn a little kindness to others, if I learn forgiveness and consideration-I have to thank my loving mother.
Family sentence 2 1, life 3: Dare to admit, dare to take responsibility and dare to face it. Three great pleasures in life: contentment, enjoyment and helping others. Three mistakes in life: demanding perfection, pursuing perfection and demanding perfection. There are three kinds of changes in life: salvation from adversity, extreme joy and sadness, and much ado about nothing. Three blessings in life: food and clothing, physical and mental health, and infinite affection. There are three friends in life: a true lover, a true friend and a true friend.
2, the sun and the moon, rising in the east and setting in the west, alternating, the long years will teach you a lot. Severing family ties is a warm harbor and will never abandon your happiness; Precious friendship is a companion on the road of life, which makes you walk through Qian Shan happily. Love that vows eternal love is to choose the only person you love among the flowers, and that will be your final destination.
3, finally understand that no matter how strong the emotion is, it will fade away in the world of mortals with time and distance, and laugh together. The past chapters can only be used to relive the illusion of a little affection, walking, walking … in a mess … thinking, thinking … but never awake!
4. Because you know how to love, you are tolerant; I cherish it because I know it. Love is beautiful because it is cherished; Affection is gentle because of dependence; There are many beautiful things in life, but we keep missing them; There are many agarwood in the years, but we don't know how to collect it.
5, regardless of love, friendship and affection, are fragile, once cracks appear, it is difficult to restore the original appearance; No matter who I am sorry for, the crack is like a double-edged sword, which hurts people and hurts myself at the same time.
6. When the first horn of life blows, affection is the tears in the mother's eyes and the smile mark on the father's face; When the boat of life begins to ferry, affection is the paddle that stirs the clear water to push the boat forward, and it is the lighthouse waiting in the air to guide the boat; When the boat of life is about to dock, home is a quiet harbor, a silent running water that embraces you.
7. Being single is addictive. Over time, a person will become a habit over time. I will be too lazy to fall in love, I will be more and more picky about love, I will pay more attention to my friends, I will cherish my family more than before, I will love my parents more, I will like listening to songs more and more, I have no expectations for all festivals, and I feel that my life is unrestrained and free.
8, the family is a strong umbrella, sheltering you from the wind and rain; Affection is a thick cotton-padded coat to keep you warm; Emotion is a soft bed. When you are tired, you will forget. Affection is a dry towel. When you cry, you wipe away the tears in your heart. Love is a sweet iced tea. When you smile, it makes you feel sweet from your mouth to your heart. ...
9. There is no love between life and death, and there is no lifelong affection between us, but there is a constant concern in our hearts. We are the most familiar strangers in the world. Accustomed to many romantic feelings, I always feel that these feelings are erratic. Maybe one day my heart is tired and then it disappears. But the deep worries can't go away. In this way, many lovers are painful and happy.
10 For better or worse, face it calmly and greet it with a smile. Things are born from the heart and things enter the heart. People can't live in endless sorrow, but in today's society, there are many people who pursue fame and fortune. Many people do whatever it takes for a money word, and their family, friendship and love are trampled underfoot. Can only sigh ...
1 1, if two people love each other, they won't be stingy when they say anything, and they won't get tired of looking at each other through the air. At this point, they are in love. When the time of falling in love slowly fades away, the next step is the warm dependence on each other. At this time, the feelings will be less passionate and romantic, replaced by more and more family and love.
Many years later, when I was unkempt and haggled with vendors in every corner, I always remembered the time when white clothes were fluttering. The fireworks of life have polished all the pride and reserve of the past. I'm really afraid that we can't find a reason to fall in love again, and at the same time, we are imprisoned in a family system called habit and have no passion.
13, life is learning from mistakes. Life is like a dream, and the years are ruthless. Looking back suddenly, I found that people are alive. Rich or poor, regardless of gains or losses. Everything is in the past. Think about it, no matter yesterday, today and tomorrow, it is a good day to be suddenly enlightened. Regardless of family and friendship, it is always good to be together.
14, the years are ruthless, take a deep breath and think hard about life all the way, and you will gradually understand that living is simple happiness; When life is unfair, smile and hold up a piece of heaven and earth with your shoulders, and you will gradually find that the sunshine is always after the storm; When you feel that there is no way to go, stare around and feel a feeling of affection and warmth with your heart, and you will gradually realize that the road is still beside the road. In this way, quietly walking in the depths of time.
15, standing in the deep winter like water, looking at the tall buildings standing in the distance, ups and downs, patchwork, perhaps that is the painstaking efforts of urban planners. And distant border towns and even farther villages seem to have a heavy heart, not only for their own future, but also for the isolation of family ties. Is this the fate and destination of marginal people?
16, like is a kind of feeling, a kind of relaxed feeling, like light affection, like mellow friendship, prefer deep love. Less lovesickness, more free and easy. Less helpless ties, more harmonious trust. Less heavy responsibility, more romantic ease. Less unforgettable injuries, more rational silence!
17, in this world, the most precious things are free. Sunshine, air, affection, friendship, goals, as well as faith, hope, will and dreams are all free. As long as you want it, you can get it.
18, a person's life, whether poor or rich; Romantic or coquettish; No matter how you live, it's a lifetime. Finally, it will become a wisp of smoke and a pile of loess! In this life, none of us can escape fear, shock, worry, thinking, sadness, bitterness, sadness, injury, joy, anger and joy; Inevitably, you will die of old age. Therefore, life is the greatest gift from God. Cherish life, cherish your health, cherish affection, friendship and love!
19. Being single is addictive. Staying alone for a long time will become a habit. Will be too lazy to fall in love, be more and more critical of love, pay more and more attention to friends, cherish family ties more than before, love parents more, like listening to songs more and more, and have no expectation for most festivals. ...
We long for a happy life, love, friendship and affection, understanding and health. Although Nuo Nuo's life has made us suffer a lot, we are still so eager to live, because as long as we live, there is hope for everything. As long as we live, we will see the sun. As long as we are alive, we will hear our heartbeat and truly feel our joys and sorrows.
2 1, I don't want time to hold my father's hand and disappear into the years. Is it because when he can't walk, we will hurry back? However, we have not only affection, but also sadness.
22. The deeper, the more affectionate, and the shallower, the more loving. More and more urgent. It's time, walking slower and slower, hope; Older and older, less and less time; The farther the dream is, the closer the reality is; The more you walk, the more you understand the road, and the more you walk, the more confused you are. The most difficult thing to open is the heart door, and the most difficult thing to walk is the heart road; The saddest bridge is the heart bridge, and the most difficult to adjust is the mentality.
23, regardless of love, friendship and affection, are fragile, once cracks appear, it is difficult to restore the original appearance; No matter who I am sorry for, the crack is like a double-edged sword, which hurts people and hurts myself at the same time.
24. What makes sense: The girl asked her dad what love is, and dad said that your mother fell in love with me when I had nothing; The child asked his father what affection is, and his father said that your mother would never let you marry a man with nothing; The child asked his mother what love is, and her mother said that your father still loves me when he has everything. The child asked his mother what affection is, and her mother said that your father would never let you marry a man who has everything but doesn't love you!
25. I have always felt that we are very close and can move forward step by step. However, I was still wrong. One step away is enough to separate you from me. A person's stride will be absurd because of love, a person's stride will add vinegar to friendship, and a person's stride will gradually drift away from family ties. How amazing time is, what should I say? Silent touch understands me, lonely night understands me, I don't want to say anything, and there is no need to say it.
26. When I suddenly look back on the road, those memories related to the years slip through my fingers like an hourglass. It takes away the changes of seasons, leaving only the vague scenery in memory. Facing the alternation of time, I deeply know that everything is just gratitude. Appreciate the gifts in life. Affection, love, friendship and affection are the greatest wealth in this short life.
27, life will not be too complete, we should straighten our minds to face ups and downs. In real life, some people have beauty but can't get happiness, have money but lose affection, and realize their dreams but lose health. Therefore, there are gains and losses in life, and we cannot be perfect. Full moon and lack of moon are the most beautiful pictures in life.
28. When you are hungry, if that person is willing to give you half a steamed bun, it is because of friendship. If that person will give you steamed bread first, it is because of love. If that person is willing to give you the whole steamed bread, it is because of family ties. Then someone hides the steamed bread and tells you that he is hungry, too. This is society.
29. Sometimes life is like a sweet spring, which makes people immerse themselves in pain and forget the bitterness of life; Sometimes life is like a beautiful ballad, which makes people who are boring feel the joy of life; Sometimes life is like a small umbrella on a rainy night, which gives people wandering in a foreign land the shade of family affection; Come and go, right or wrong, don't run away. Reality doesn't allow you to stop and rest, you can only smile all the way.
30. Growing up may be: learning to put family first, friendship second, and love out of reach; Learn not to talk back to your parents, and learn to make concessions to maintain friendship; Learn not to rely on others, be yourself and let others rely on you; Learn to recognize yourself, neither bad nor bad, don't be cocky, and don't stare at other people's feet; Learn to keep the person you like in your heart, silently and quietly.
3 1. Life is like this. We are not who we used to be. The trials and setbacks of life have changed us. When we find that we can bear more and more things, we suddenly wake up at a certain moment and find that we have lost our former good friends, family, dreams and persistence. We exchanged our most precious things for RMB. No matter what the result is, we will change, really change, and be lonely.
32. If time is like water, you won't know the depth until you walk. Time is like a song, singing the heart sound of the prescription. Love is beautiful because it is cherished; Friendship lasts because of sincerity; Family ties are warm because of interdependence. Between people, it is a kind of fate; Love and affection are a heart. If you love, please cherish; If you are sorry, please be sincere.
Whether it is our family or ourselves, we always compare ourselves with others and think that others' family is the best. In any case, what is around you is the best. Only by discovering with your heart and experiencing with your heart will you not miss your precious family.
34. We have always known clearly that affection, friendship and love are the greatest wealth in a person's life. Without the care and love of relatives, the affection of lovers and the sincerity of friends, how can we realize the existence of love? These are all happiness.
35. Everyone's world contains many things: family, friendship, love, dreams, or small wishes at the moment, happy or bitter memories, and the reality that you may not be able to change at the moment. However, I think no matter who you are, don't forget that you are the master of your own world.
Affection sentence 3 1, the warm feeling of long-lost affection, will always be recalled. The most selfless love in the world is affection. Although this sentence is vulgar, it is a true portrayal and the most difficult feeling to give up.
2. It is said that if you love for a long time, there will be no love, but family love is the ultimate love.
Family is like a shade in summer, which can always support the blue sky of the lost in the scorching sun.
4. Family is like a lighthouse, illuminating your way home.
5. Affection is like a stand-alone game. Even if they are disconnected, they still depend on you.
6. Feelings are like a guitar with an oblique back. The deeper the feelings, the more we can touch our heartstrings.
7. Affection is like a quilt wrapped around your body. When you are wrapped, you feel bound, leave and miss its warmth!
8. Family ties are like hot cocoa, steaming and steaming. If you drink it in one gulp, the warmth will spread from the atrium to the whole body.
9. Family, like a glass of wine, can warm your heart.
10, affection, like a twinkling star, can guide the lost heart in the dark night sky.
1 1, family, like a quilt, is simple but can bring you meticulous care and warmth.
12, affection, like a fish living in a fish tank, is always deprived of oxygen, no matter how beautiful the flowers are. Therefore, there must be great love in life.
13. Family affection, like pepper, is a strong experience, and it also leaves people with long-term thinking about life. Therefore, cherish every moment when you can enjoy your family, so as not to fall into endless annoyance when you lose it.
14, family, it is like air, silent and invisible but everywhere.
15, family, like a ray of sunshine in autumn, can always warm the hearts of those lost in the bleak wind and rain.
16, affection is like the blood of life; Love is like clothes. Friendship is like food, depending on your capacity.
17, affection, like tears in your eyes, may be difficult to find it at ordinary times, but at critical times, especially when you are about to burst into tears, you can always feel it!
18, family, like a drop of dew in spring, can always live a dry memory in sad years.
19, the greatness of a family is like an atomic bomb, which is powerful when it breaks out.
20. Family is like warm sunshine, which warms him, but it is not hot; Give him light, but not dazzling.
2 1, affection is the greatest wealth that God gave you after you were born! As a man, you should try your best to meet the needs of the people you love. Although they want nothing from you, you must make them happy!
Family is sometimes like a hard wall, you can rely on it, sometimes like an umbrella to shelter you from the wind and rain, and sometimes like a fire, which can bring warmth when you are cold.
I have felt the affection for my family more than once, and the most unforgettable thing is the summer vacation in grade six. Although more than four months have passed, the scene of that day can always be repeated in my memory. It was because I used too much western medicine the day before, which caused me unforgettable pain. But in front of the family, the pain will always be alleviated.
Shortly after breakfast that morning, there was a burning sensation in my chest, and I told my father. "Maybe it's because I've eaten too many peppers now. Drink some cold water for a while. " Having said that, the wrinkles on my forehead can't be stretched, and I look at me with concerned eyes from time to time while watching TV. After nearly twenty minutes, my chest began to hurt. I just want to roll on the ground and I can't even speak. Dad became nervous and called his friend to take me to the hospital. I spoke in such a hurry that I didn't even have time to make a polite phone call after explaining things. In desperation, my colleague told my mother who was on a business trip in Changsha and wanted her to give an idea. But mom turned around without scruple.
This is a swollen throat, which is blocked by phlegm. The car has arrived downstairs, and my father quickly carried me into the car. Driving my dad, I contacted my uncle who was a doctor in the hospital and directly hung up the number. More than ten minutes passed, and it didn't hurt as much as before, but my skin itched and I grew one package after another.
Father knew the reason, and then I became seriously allergic. I'm relieved. I think I have something strange. But who knows how I will react next?
6. When I got there, my father talked to the doctor with my medical record, and I was lying on the stool outside. I didn't expect my mother to feel it, too. She looked anxious and made a panting sound. Without saying anything, I looked at me with kind and sad eyes, and I could feel the warmth of my mother's palm.
7. After eating the medicine bags prescribed by the doctor, they disappeared one by one and gradually stopped itching. Mom and dad showed a long-lost smile.
8. Unexpectedly, at noon, Bao grew up again, and his arms and back could not be scratched. Mom and dad's smile suddenly disappeared and they frowned.
9. The doctor who treated me quickly sent me to the emergency department for intravenous drip. I was lying in the hospital bed all afternoon, and my father was always by my side. Mother bought a box of porridge and carefully fed it to me with a spoon. Finally, I survived a lonely afternoon and finished intravenous drip.
10. Mom and Dad's brows finally relaxed.
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1. If the whole world abandons you, at least there are mothers who won't abandon you. I still remember when I was a child, my mother's arms were my most beautiful paradise.
12. children-they are spirits who fall into the mortal world, and that smile can make people forget their troubles!
13. Oh mom, mom by candlelight, your black hair is frosted, and your cheeks are printed with so many cares. Your waist is too tired to stand up straight. Why did your eyes lose their luster? Mom, my daughter has grown up and doesn't want to lead you through spring, summer, autumn and winter. Mom, believe me, my daughter has her own daughter's reward. -Lyrics of Mao Amin's Mother by Candlelight
14. Someone gave you a new schoolbag, someone hit you with an umbrella in the rain, someone gave you a schoolbag, and someone wiped your wronged tears; You are in that foreign country, and someone cares; When you go back to that home, someone makes hot tea, you lie in that hospital bed, someone cries, someone laughs at you, this person gives me life and my home, this person gives me life and my home, ah, no matter how rich you are, no matter how old you are, you can't forget our mother at any time. -Yan Weiwen's "Mother" lyrics
15. When I was a child, I often sat on my father's shoulder. Father is a ladder to heaven, and father is a cow pulling a cart. I can't forget to raise me with meager food and sigh for half a pot of old wine. When I grow up, the children in the mountains go out and think of a letter from my childhood, hoping that my son will return a bag of stuffy cigarettes, and the sky is full of stars. It is said that adopted children can prevent old age. -Cui Jinghao's "Father" lyrics
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