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On self-esteem and self-love

1, please love me more if you love me, and please love me if you don't.

2. The universe is grand because it is called the universe, because it is the universe.

It doesn't matter who you are, but what you want to do when you come into my life.

4, you have grown up, how to say, the pixels are relatively low!

5. Successful women are not afraid of shame!

6. Is there a hole in your head? Is there any water in the pit? Are there any fish in the water? Can fish still be eaten? Can you spit bones? Won't it get stuck?

7. Who will you save first when the teacher falls into the water? I didn't leave anything, did you? ╰

8. A star can become more famous by taking off a little, but I got caught by taking off all my clothes.

9. The most painful thing in the world is not being together, but not being a species at all.

10, I don't even want to talk when I'm tired.

1 1. Smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart!

12, if one day you start to miss me, remember, I didn't leave by myself, you put it down.

13, time goes by, those childhood games, who will remember?

14. Nowadays, both men and women love to marry late, which is the reason for being single. Four sticks get together every day, full of energy.

15, I'll write your name on the sole and stomp a few feet every day when I'm free.

The best classic is funny-those who love me don't love me, those who don't love me kick to death.

Some things in life are like sneezing. Although I had a hunch, I was always caught off guard.

Loneliness, loneliness, don't fall in love in loneliness, just pervert in loneliness!

Play soy sauce all over the world and make others jealous.

They all say that I am not as good as before. I want to know when I became a good boy.

Salary is like a period, once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so.

Everyone says I'm obedient, but I only listen to myself.

Fifty cents and fifty cents are the happiest, because they make up a piece.

Go your own way and let the cat and the dog talk.

Man is iron, rice is steel, and there is no soup in his bones.

One thing has been bothering me: when do I fall asleep every day?

Life is like a bowl of slag noodles-God, how did my bowl get burnt?

In fact, the day is very short, and the computer will pass as soon as it is turned on and off.

Sometimes you think the sky is going to fall, but in fact you stand crooked.

I am a principled person, and my principle is only three words: look at the mood.

It's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, but a villain takes revenge all day long.

I saw a car on the road, and there were six words on the back: fly away in a hurry.

Ask what love is in the world. Eating it makes people want to throw up.

A real warrior dares to face the balance on the bank card and the figures on the weighing scale.

Those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who can't eat fat are fearless.

When it's cold, you wear clothes if you have someone, and clothes if you don't have someone.

Seeing your back, I want to commit a crime. Seeing your silhouette, I want to shrink back, seeing your front, I want to defend myself!

Some things, in retrospect, are a fatal torture to oneself.

Please don't hang yourself from a tree. Try the next few trees first.

Money is a slave to people, but when there is no money, money can enslave people.

Flowers are fragrant, and the next day is not as good as before. Everything is like this, and prosperity is also life.

People who always speak ill of each other are not good people, no matter how good they are.

Every time Gong Linna sings uneasy, my heart is uneasy once.

They all say they are big brothers.

Gently, I turn around, just as I gently send, gently click the mouse, don't let go of a Weibo.

Don't call me arrogant, I just refuse to deal with animals.

When you look back and smile, you attract the earth to jump around.

After reading The New Pearl, I realized that people in Qing Dynasty also planted flowers in plastic pots.

You think too complicated about others because you are not simple.

If I die, I will definitely come to you with my soul and get my heart back.

Those who love me don't love, and those who don't love me kick to death.

Experience can cultivate inspiration, but inspiration cannot rely entirely on experience.

Love is sometimes like a football match. You put your heart and soul into the desperate grab, and finally you are exhausted but get nothing.

The cure of chicken soup for the soul: please continue to love me, please give up if you hate me-

1, the opportunity will never disappear, but when you miss it, others will pick it up quietly.

2. Because I like you, my whole heart is there, so you can hurt me at will.

3. [Losing is like cutting off a hair and habitually touching the bottom but catching the air]

How cruel life is, how strong you should be.

5. There are three major regrets in life: 1, not learning when you meet a good teacher; 2. If you meet good friends, don't make them; Don't seize a good opportunity.

6. I didn't know how much I couldn't let you go until I met you after a long separation.

7. This century is very dangerous. Go back to your Jurassic.

8. The world is so small, let's meet. The world is so big that it is difficult to meet each other after separation.

9. The exam was supposed to be a blockbuster, but after the papers were handed out, I decided to hide my strength again.

10, many people live in pain, just because they love those who hurt her, but ignore those who are good to her.

1 1. If you love me, please continue. If you hate me, please give up-

12. When there are many attendees, take the initiative to introduce your friends to others, or take the initiative to thread the needle between friends you know.

13, thank you for rubbing alcohol instead of salt on my wound.

14, I am the kind of person who is betrayed and doesn't even bother to shed tears.

15, learn to change yourself, because you still have an undiscovered self.

If you really love me, please let me go.

At this moment, the night is like a ferocious devil, raging fiercely in my heart, making me feel so scared and desperate.

Your words are still ringing in my ears. You said you would come to see me, but even if I refused again and again, it didn't help. Heart, suddenly shivering with cold, I don't know what your arrival means, although you just said you miss me and want to see me. However, I no longer feel the smell of love in it. On the contrary, I have never had fear or disgust. Now I really don't know how to understand this online love. The happiness and sweetness I used to have no longer exist, and some just make me feel suffocated and panic.

This feeling in my heart has changed since you mentioned money in front of me. I'm really beginning to wonder if you really love me or if it's just a trap you set. But this feeling used to be so beautiful in my heart. I really don't want to associate you with a liar. What you have done now, how can you not let me question this feeling?

I remember it was a night last winter, and I was very cold in the wild because of a flat tire. I am very depressed. When I went back, I wrote it down. You never talked to me that day. Answer: Do you drive? When I say yes, you can call and say hello, and then we will start chatting online.

In fact, I have been paying attention to your dynamics for a long time, knowing that you are a recognized genius in the space and your popularity is quite prosperous. I am also a woman who likes words. I always write some thoughts and feelings about life in the space, but I know that I can't compare with a great talent like you, so I was really flattered to chat with you at that time. What I didn't expect was that not long after you told me that you liked me, you wrote poems for me in public in your space. At that time, I was reserved. Although online dating is very popular, I never thought to associate this word with myself. But what you said is so sincere. Although I refused all the time, you never gave up and still wrote love poems and said love words for me. I finally failed to resist your temptation and entered an online dating relationship with you.

I once asked you stupidly: You are a famous talented person. From your space, we can see that many female netizens admire you very much, and some even explicitly like you, but why did you choose a very ordinary me? You answer: that's because you give me a pure feeling, just like a girl who is not familiar with the world, which makes people pity and hurt! After listening to your words, I was intoxicated in an instant, intoxicated in this affectionate love!

Later, I learned to write poetry with you. Whenever I see the poems written by our two friends being liked and sought after by our space friends, my heart is sweet, and we have become an enviable couple in the network. All space friends are blessing our online romance, saying that we are like Fu He in the music industry, and we will definitely write a legend in online literature.

At that time, I was happy, thinking that I had found the prince of my dreams and would immerse myself in the happiness you gave me every day. Although sometimes some of your practices will make me uncomfortable, such as not letting me chat with other male netizens online, and finally you ask for my QQ password and make a surprise inspection from time to time. Whenever a male netizen calls to say hello, you will say nothing. Finally, my heterosexual friends will make you almost black, and the rest will stay honestly. Although many friends couldn't understand this at that time, I never blamed you, because I understood the reason why you did it as love! Always tell yourself that you will do this because you love me!

From your mouth, I know that your life is very hard, and I know that you have been a child with bad karma since childhood. Whenever you tell me about your childhood sufferings, my heart will ache, so will your sufferings, and it is not easy to hurt you, so besides comforting you, I always want to share something for you. Considering that my economy is a little better than yours, I call you every time. It takes a long time to talk I never feel bad about the phone bill, and even charge you from time to time. In fact, I do all this not because I have money, but because I love you! This love is so pure and beautiful in my heart. We are like two unrelated fairy companions, writing our online romance in the network.

However, what I didn't expect was that one day after half a year, you suddenly asked me to borrow money, saying that you had contracted the project and the funds could not be turned over for a while, and asked me if I could lend you 10 thousand first. I really want to help you after listening to it, but unfortunately, a lot of things happened at home during that time and I spent a lot of money. It was a little difficult for me to take out 10 thousand at once, so I promised to lend you 5 thousand. I can see that you were very unhappy, but you didn't say anything. Coincidentally, just a few days ago, a friend asked me to travel to your city. I told you, you let me see you. I love you very much, and I certainly hope to meet you, so I readily agreed. My heart is equally excited at the thought of meeting my beloved soon.

However, the meeting was not very pleasant. You talked about borrowing money several times from beginning to end. I promised to go back and deliver it to you, because I didn't bring so many at that time. On the train back, you sent several messages in succession, all of which told me not to forget to send money quickly when I went back. I suddenly feel a little unhappy, more confused and even doubt your love. After the separation, you kept urging money regardless of whether I got home safely or not, which made me feel very uncomfortable. I don't know whether I am important or money is important in your heart!

If you are not happy, you are not happy. Now that I have promised you, I am prepared to keep my promise. However, I don't know if this is God's will. Just as I was about to remit money to you, something happened at home again. I have no choice but to tell you the truth and apologize to you. I thought you could understand, and even thought I could get some comfort from you. But I didn't expect you to suddenly change your face and say that I am not sincere to you, that if I really love you, I won't help you when you are in trouble, that all my promises are lies, and that you only believe in yourself from now on. Your words are like a cold sword, and my heart is bleeding! I don't know why you said these hurtful things. Can I prove that I love you only by giving you money? Why can't you consider my situation and feelings? It's not that I refuse to help you, it's because I have no ability to help you! You must let me leave home to take care of you, so that I really love you? However, you never listen to any of my explanations, only that I am a cold woman and a cruel woman. I want to cry without tears!

In the next few days, you didn't answer my phone and ignored me on QQ. I was really disheartened. I didn't expect our love to be so pale and fragile in front of money! Your indifference satirizes our former love, and I'm beginning to question it. Later, you told me that you broke your cell phone because you were angry with me, and now it's no longer needed. After changing the card, you lost a lot of business numbers and delayed a lot of business. After hearing this, I asked for your account number and gave you 1000 yuan to buy a mobile phone. But this feeling has changed in my heart. Online dating is a beautiful spiritual love in my heart. It should not have entered reality, let alone been linked to money. However, you trampled on this sacredness!

Chatting with you in the future, you will take pains to tell me about your past misfortune and your present helplessness. Listening too much will make you numb and you can't find the feeling of love before. Some people even begin to doubt your motives. I don't know if you just want to talk, or if you want to arouse my sympathy and achieve some kind of attempt. Let's just say that as a man, you shouldn't complain in the face of difficulties. A real man must first be confident and self-respecting. I don't know why you talk about yourself like a poor man every day. Nine times out of ten, life is unsatisfactory, and everyone's life will have many gullies. If you bravely cross it, it will pass. As a man, you should have an unbreakable backbone. You should go by yourself instead of waiting for help!

However, nothing I say can change you. You will always say that I've heard of suffering thousands of times. I am really impatient. So, I began to avoid you intentionally or unintentionally, trying to get out of this online love. But you didn't give up and kept looking for me again and again. I tried to ignore it and even changed my mobile phone number and QQ. After you can't find me, you have been updating and talking in the space to express your love and yearning for me. My heart softened again, and I spoke to you. I just thought we could still be friends. I didn't expect you to refuse. Today you insisted on coming to me. I won't let you give up this decision until you log off.

Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? Your decision scares me. I wonder what kind of disaster your arrival will bring me! I just want to maintain a pure feeling online. I never thought about going to reality, let alone affecting my family. What you are doing now obviously makes me feel an invisible threat. I don't know what your real purpose is, just because you said you missed me, or because you have other intentions. The only thing I can do is to resign myself to fate. I don't know how God will end this fate. It doesn't matter to me anymore. I just want to go back to my old life and live an ordinary life now. I love my family, my children and my husband. I just know now that these are the most important things I need! I don't want to disturb or even destroy all this because of your arrival!

I just want to tell you now, for the happiness we have in each other's lives, give up your decision, okay? Don't come to me, let everything before us become a beautiful memory. Let's end this inappropriate relationship, return to our original life track, do our proper role and live our original life.

If you really love me, don't embarrass me! If you really love me, please let me go, ok? !