Who made up Stephen Chow's classic lines?

Let's talk about the classic lines of Master Xing:

1. Actually, I am an actor-king of comedy.

2. The ball doesn't kick the ground like this!

3. The villain's admiration for adults is like a surging river.

4. Tang Bohu lit Chou-heung: Wife, I used to live on the edge of Suzhou. My family has a house and a field, and my life is full of joy. Who knows that Tang Bohu, who is overbearing and ruthless, colluded with the government and was lawless. He occupied my big house and my fields. My grandfather came to him to reason, but he was killed with a stick. My grandmother called him a bully, and he caught him in the Tang Dynasty. He also kicked my father and son out of the house and went to the river. In order to save my father, I had to beg in front of the temple alone. Who knows that Tang Bohu is so insidious that he sent someone to plot against him. He beat my father and son in front of the whole city. He is a strong man. He must live. His poor father is dead. In order to bury his father, he had to sell himself as a slave to earn money. Since then, Tang Yin's poems have appeared. As I remember, this hatred is not shameful!

5. In A Chinese Odyssey, the Great Sage, he said to Xia Zi, "If you can accompany me to learn the scriptures and make me tired, it would be great to have a woman to accompany me and be a comfort woman."

6. Are you talking to me? No way! You have the wrong person! !

7. Jianghu rules-one to one, ...................................................................................................................................................................

8. Domestic zero paint

Prostitute: Do you think I can't find you if you hide here? It's no use! An outstanding person like you is as bright and outstanding as a firefly in the dark, no matter where you are. Your melancholy eyes, sparse beard, magical knife technique and that cup of Dimitrine fascinated me deeply. However, although you are so excellent, there are rules and regulations. Anyway, you paid the overnight fee last night! Call a chicken without paying! ! !

Zhou: I thought our friendship was based on feelings. Unexpectedly, this is still a business. ...

Prostitute: When it comes to feelings, you have to be modest!

Zhou: I understand that. If I had money, I would have given it to you. But these days, I am a vegetarian, and I have no business at all. How's this? You can take some pork back and keep it for a few days, just as my overnight fee?

Prostitute: Shit! (Pick up the pork and throw it at Zhou)

Zhou: (Chop the meat into two pieces with a pork knife and throw them casually, and the two pieces of meat fall right on the meat hook) If you don't like it, I'll keep it.

9. Get up in the morning and shout to the mirror: "Pig!"

When you see a puppy, you should call it "Wang Cai".

When you see cockroaches or flies in the bowl, shout, "Xiao Qiang!

When you hear someone talking to you, say, "Roger that!" "

Ask the other person's name: "What's your mother's name?"

When the roommate looked at the girl, he said, "Master, is your taste too bad?"

Express admiration for a girl and say, "Then let's all start this relationship right away!" "

At the same time, I also want to say: "Miss, there is no denying that I am ugly, but I am very gentle and will never lie."

When you are threatened, you say, "forgive me, hero!" "

Seeing others fighting, he said, "gnome male-"! Don't be angry, you will be offended if you are angry! "

When someone asks you to borrow something, they will say, "Do you want it? If you want it, just say it. How can I know what you want if you don't tell me? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? Then you can take it! You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it? ……

If you can't sleep in hot weather, you say, "It's a long night, and you don't want to sleep."

When I praised my school, I said, "Although it is not beautiful, it has a unique flavor."

When you admire others, say, "I'm Kao! I have taken you! "

But when I heard someone say hello on the road, I said, "Talk to me? Are you talking to me? Wrong person! "

Show someone something and say, "You don't believe it? Look! "

When you can't understand what others are saying, just say, "I see, you are crazy!" " "

When he was inferior to others in the exam, he said, "In terms of wisdom and martial arts, I have always been a little higher than him. It is because of the extra burden that he will be a little taller than me! " "

When your girlfriend asks you why you like her, she says, "Do you need a reason to love someone?"

When abandoned, say "the relationship is broken."

Talk to people about the feeling of being lovelorn: "Unfortunately, happiness is always short-lived, only endless pain and sigh!" " "

Seeing the people in the dormitory littering, he said, "You are so naughty! I told you not to throw things around, it's wrong to throw things around!

When I was drunk, I said, "Hey, give me some time. I'll get used to it when I throw up!" " "

I failed in the exam and said, "I guessed ahead of time, but I couldn't guess the ending ..."

When you see someone else fail in the exam, you should say, "Brother, you have been recruited!" " ""why? Are you having an affair with him? ! !

Note that the word leg must be pronounced in a special voice.

If you don't listen to the original "only you", you will fall down.

The weather turned cloudy: "It thundered, it rained, and the clothes were collected!" " Or "What a big marshmallow!" ! !

Someone asked you to bring him something: "You want me to show him some souvenirs. Do you have any necklaces, jewelry, gold and silver jewelry, moonlight boxes and so on ... "

Others criticize you: Who said that? I just focused my vision on one point to change my previous view of things! !

Fight with people: I am a woman. Play with me, really.

That's all I can think of. We'll supplement the rest. Let's start ~ ~ ~