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Caught a cold. It's funny.

1 Mr. Leng, let's break up! Leave me alone!

2, a bad cold, stuffy nose and runny nose. I don't want to go out and rummage for a pack of instant noodles. I feel my life is complete.

3, don't sneeze, because then I will catch a cold; Don't sleep late, because then you won't be able to eat my breakfast. Don't lose your temper, because then I will be very sad. Don't ignore me, or I'll go crazy!

I wish you don't catch a cold in cold weather, good health and everything is fine!

5. Take medicine if you have a cold, go to bed early, close the window before going to bed, don't blow, drink some boiled water and cover the quilt. Remember!

6. Spring is the season of colds and high spirits. Someone accidentally caught a cold, and someone accidentally fell in love. I belong to the former.

7. Youth is a heavy rain. Even if I catch a cold, I hope I can take another bath in the future.

8. I have a cold. Why can't I get your attention?

9. It was cold, and the quilt caught a cold. I always feel that I need to stay in bed.

10. An employee has worked overtime for several days and doesn't want to go to work tomorrow. He wants to ask for leave on the grounds of catching a cold. The boss asked: What are you doing on vacation? The worker quickly said, I may catch a cold tomorrow!

1 1, don't give me hot and cold, I'm afraid I'll catch a cold.

12, cold was originally a very sad disease, but with your arrival, nothing happened.

13, I have a cold and a fever, but I never say anything, just to make you not worry.

14, after catching a cold, I lost all my heroic spirit, and so did Yushu, leaving only handsome and charming.

15, the person who cares about you, you cough, he thinks you have a cold; People who don't care about you think you are dead and fall asleep!

16, caught a cold, so uncomfortable. No one cares about me, and I bear everything alone.

17, I have a cold and a stuffy nose, but I feel uncomfortable and seek comfort.

18, spring is the season of colds and high spirits. Someone accidentally caught a cold, and someone accidentally fell in love. I belong to the former. I was also an infatuated seed, but it rained and drowned.

19, lovelorn and cold met unexpectedly, and I found that a cold was worse than lovelorn.

20, caught a cold! Your eyes are crying! Have a fever! In the hospital! Did you get an injection? Infusion! Scared to cry! Ha ha! Comfortable this time!

2 1, the autumn wind sweeps the leaves, the cold wind rises quietly, and I worry about you in the distance when I am cold. Send a message to remind you that it's cold, don't forget to add clothes to prevent colds, health is important, go to bed early and get up early, and take care of yourself!

I hope you are all right, don't catch a cold and don't be anxious.

Youth is like a heavy rain, swaying and unprepared. Unfortunately, I caught a bad cold in this rain.

24, the weather changes easily catch a cold. I don't know how many times the little guy woke up last night, so I followed him and made me listless at work today.

25, I caught a cold again. I seem to be sick again this year, and my mood is the same, annoying.

26. If you can't keep this marriage, you can't expect it next time. Because people who are willing to divorce often divorce, just like people who are prone to colds often cough.

27. I can't sleep when I am sick. I have a cold and my throat is inflamed. I don't know when I can fall asleep.

28. Husband is the man who makes you cry because of his cold and is happy to see him eat another bowl of rice.

29, the weather suddenly turned to snow, clothes can not be less. Be careful of colds, avoid the winter wind, and remember to prevent colds. Sending a short message to say good afternoon is like a ray of sunshine warming my heart!

30. It's getting cold. You caught a cold when you were being polite. I regret it when I think about it now. You have a runny nose. It's rude. Don't wear more clothes, drink more boiled water, exercise more, be healthy and charming!

3 1, you are in the sunny south, the wind is sunny, and I am in the cold night in the north, with ice and snow; If I can catch a cold in time, I will put on those thick autumn trousers, stretch my waist and eat a hot pot.

Don't be hot and cold to me, I'll catch a cold.

33. The cold has been repeated over and over again, which still prevents people from going to work and studying hard.

34. A cold is not a disease. No treatment is needed. You just need to stay by my side and look at me and smile.

35, the cold is actually quite good, and the voice choked and I couldn't hear any change.

36, the weather is hot, you should cover more quilts, pay attention to colds, and you must have a fever!

Honey, my heart really hurts when you catch a cold. You should get better soon.

38. I will remember to bring an umbrella when it rains, because I know that I will feel uncomfortable when I have a cold, and I will lose sleep when I have a fever.

39. A cold is really unbearable. We made friends in autumn.

40. Don't take medicine when you have a cold, and sleep in class. The teacher told me that Nima had a fever.

4 1, I won't allow you to be graceful, don't care about the temperature, put on more clothes, you will catch a cold in cold weather, no matter how you wear it, you are the most beautiful in my eyes!

42. I am old and in poor health. I can't stand such excitement. You are hot and cold, and I have a cold.

43. Spring is like a racetrack, and you have to hit the road when you have a cold. You should listen to my nagging, so that your health will not be stolen. Drink more boiled water, keep warm, eat less spicy food, and live safely in Happy Island forever.

44. If you don't take an umbrella, you will catch a cold; If you are not strong, you will get hurt.

45, Fengtian carrier, Emperor Zhao said that although it is early summer, the climate is changeable, and it is cold and hot, and this order is issued. Ai Qing needs to be kind to herself, add clothes in time to prevent colds, stay happy at any time, and don't disobey orders!

46. I caught a cold today and was very annoyed. When I have to take injections and medicine, I feel very uneasy. I am not in tune for talk. I want to be a cold person.

47. I have a cold, and I will be angry, irritable and distressed. I hope it will get better tomorrow. It is worthwhile to experience the ups and downs of life.

48. The pain of life is that after experiencing a super storm, not only did you not see the rainbow, but you also caught a cold.

49, baby, don't forget to cover the quilt at night, so as not to cry cold; Pay attention to the change of temperature during the day, and it is uncomfortable to catch cold and get sick; Don't spend too much time online at night, lest you get up late and miss the time. Be relaxed, happy and healthy.

50. I'm fine. I have a good time these days. I'm not affected by your mood. I don't have a cold. I can sleep without your good night.