Simple and happy humorous sentences.

1. Nine times out of ten, life is unsatisfactory, and the remaining one is extremely unsatisfactory.

Do you know why you are single? Because you are ugly, you also dislike others' ugliness!

I hate this world of looking at faces, so I don't know who really loves me.

In order to be a rich second generation, I lie in bed every day waiting for my dad to make a fortune.

5. Some girls need high pixels to buy mobile phones. Do you think you are ugly enough?

6. I didn't like to eat when I was a child, which led to my short stature; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short. Embrace your chubby self in danger.

7. The reason why I smoke is simple: my grandfather smokes, my father smokes, and it's my turn not to break the fragrance.

8. I'm going to fall in love. I don't know who I'm with. I am happy for him first.

9. When I was a child, I saw my parents' wedding photos hanging on the wall, without me. I always thought it was because I was too young to climb such a high wall! ?

1 1. If you can't catch me, it means either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.

12. Some people always say that they are not doing well, but they gain a lot of weight as soon as they get on the scale.