Jokes to attract friends in Moments

1. Baituoshan bone-strengthening powder, apply one packet of it after one stab, and it will ensure that you want to get stabbed a second time.

2. Men become bad when they are rich, and women become rich when they become bad.

3. Huh, winter is the most hooligan, always likes to freeze my hands and feet.

4. Sometimes I visit the refrigerator at night just to know how it is doing.

5. Nowadays, there are more and more billionaires, but I only have 100 million, which is still a memory.

6. Boy, you are my sister. Come hang out with me today!

7. I am a person living in a dream. But I found that dreams are no longer reliable.

8. There is love first and then sex, and first sex and then love, just like there are eggs first and then chickens, and first chickens and then eggs. It is difficult to say which one is the truth and which one is the comparison. The other is nobler.

9. Don’t look back, I only love your back.

10. My pretty girl, I love you like a mouse loves rice. You are my bread when I am hungry. You are the fruit knife when I commit suicide. You are my heart and you are my liver. You are three-quarters of my life!

11. I have lost my appetite when I see you, so why talk about sexual desire?

12. Love makes people forget time, time It also makes people forget about love.

13. Don’t blame the dog for following you if you look like a bun.

14. I like you so much, you will die if you like me.

15. The beauty of knowledge lies in making people confused; the beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; the beauty of women lies in being so stupid that they have no regrets; the beauty of men lies in telling lies so that they can see ghosts in daylight.

16. First-class smokers in Greater China can do whatever they want. It’s hard to estimate how many wives a second-class smoker has. Third-class smokers eat, drink and sleep on their own. The fourth-class smokers work tirelessly rolling cigarettes and no one knows about it.

17. Wife: "Please! For my sake, please stop drinking!" Husband: "Nonsense! I don't drink for you.

18 . I wish you: a high position but little responsibility, plenty of money but little to do, close to home, sleep until dawn every day, get your salary until your hands cramp, receive gifts when your subordinates spend money, and get a raise when others work overtime!

19. As long as money is not involved, all ideals have a shining aura. As long as money is involved, all ideals become dreams!

20. Who said that all crows in the world are black? In fact, one is darker than the other. .

21. Don’t think that just because you are pretty, I love every woman like you.

22. Other people’s stomachs are called stomachs, and mine are called stomachs. Plus.

23. If you feel as tired as a dog all day long, you are really misunderstood. Dogs are not as tired as you.

24. Why do you look good? I get special treatment, no, it will spoil me.