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People must praise, be funny and humorous, and talk about selection.

1. Don't ask me where I come from. I'm alone.

2. As the saying goes, people are jealous of talents, but they are not as stupid as people.

If I am in love, it doesn't matter if I am late. If I get rich, please do it now!

4, let's call you a single turtle. After all, at your age, several dogs have died!

5. I was really happy when I was a child. Nobody cares that you are poor, and you don't know that you are ugly. You have no money and no date, and you are still happy every day.

6. There are only two kinds of results of unrequited love, either a positive result or a Buddha. Take a step back, and you will complete your blue sea and blue sky.

7. Go without a glass of wine. You threw up.

8. People's minds will change: they used to want to get rich, but now they just want to get rid of poverty.

9. Everyone has the instinct to kick his nose and face. God is his, bastards are used to it.

10, I was going to thin into a lightning bolt this year, which will blind your eyes, but I don't want to become a nut wall and block your sight.