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Zuitan classic

Drunk talk:

1, if you don't let me drink it, I'm afraid I feel bad. You let me drink because you want to take care of me.

2. Expecting to be drunk can't dream of happiness. Time can't put out the wine of love, and distance can't open the hand of missing.

3, a new word, a glass of wine, the weather was old last year.

4. A big river has wide waves. Pick up this cup and we'll do it.

5, the song is not finished, people are scattered, the wine is not drunk, and the heart is broken.

6, you don't need to drink, watching flowers will be intoxicating.

7. Someone asked you why you prefer drinking to smoking. I said that because drinking hurts myself, smoking hurts others.

8, a person drinking is lonely, a group of people drinking is lonely for fun. Five or six glasses of beer, thinking that a person is drunk. Let's drink to the loneliness at dawn.

9. I am drunk, but I am sober. I think you are alienating me. I told you. I won't give up, let alone let go.

10, the wine is dry and the sun and the moon grow in the pot.

1 1. The drunken body began to fly, and I learned to get drunk after you left.

12. The table in the pub must be thick and strong. In this way, drunken people can put all their sad failures and tears here and leave with peace of mind.

13, wine into the throat, cracked, as if singing in despair.

14, the best way not to get drunk is not to drink. People who drink like this know a lot, but they hardly do it.

15, men don't drink and live in vain.

16, I know that there are thousands of glasses missing, so I can drink as much as I can, and I can't run away.

But there was a time when I had these friends, which made me happy at the end of spring.

18, the sky is blue, the sea is blue, and the cup is handed down.

19, tonight is a rare event, * * * This lamp is candlelight.

20, intoxicating is nothing more than flowers * * * wine, flowers are beauty wine is sorrow.