Hate the humor of mosquitoes. Tell me about it.

As soon as summer comes, mosquitoes come out, which is really annoying. The following is my humor about hating mosquitoes. I hope you like it.

I hate mosquitoes' humor. Tell me about the classic 1. A big bag was bitten by mosquitoes. Suddenly I saw this at my deskmate. I cried happily. I really want to catch it.

Second, time flies. When I arrived in early autumn, I felt a little cool. When will mosquitoes disappear completely? Xiong Wa was bitten by seven or eight bags this morning.

Third, I just saw the spring water in the sun, as clear as washing it outside the window. It's a pity that cicadas are too noisy in Tianjin. This shallow, crazy and persistent cry is simply a beautiful terminator. Poetry is disturbed and encouraged, just like a mosquito interrupting a romantic confession.

Four, about the funny talk about mosquitoes, funny talk about being bitten by mosquitoes.

Five, sitting here in gay friends, bitten by mosquitoes in eleven places (can you understand the feelings of female tickets during the physiological period? _?

Six, my thigh was bitten by a mosquito out of a heart!

I pass by my grave every week, and my name is engraved on the tombstone? Luo? . I have a beautiful girlfriend named? Money? . I hate mosquitoes, so I bought glue flowers specially. I put down the flowers and lit a cigarette. I never smoked before, but now I'm addicted to cigarettes. Money, let's go. Colleagues said. I nodded. For three years, the deepest love made me look like him.

8. Look down on mosquitoes flying around in exercise books in broad daylight; There are no mosquitoes before going to bed, and I can't afford to get hurt when I get up.

Nine, the wife touched her forehead and said? There are so many bags on my forehead, I don't know if they are mosquito bags or acne. ? Your Excellency, did you hear that? Is it black? It must be a zit. ? It's not the black university, it's me. ? That must be a mosquito bag! ?

10. When I found a mosquito on my face in the morning, my first reaction was not to shoot it to death, but to take pictures. . . So now I have a big bag on my face. . .

Humor about hating mosquitoes 1 When I found mosquitoes on my face in the morning, my first reaction was not to take pictures, but to take pictures. . . So now I have a big bag on my face. . .

It's really enough to wake up in the middle of the night and spray toilet water. I couldn't get up all morning, but I got up again.

I haven't seen mosquitoes in Guangdong for several days, and I was bitten by three bags an hour before I left. Ok, let's say goodbye like this ~

I always thought there were no mosquitoes in America, but I was bitten out of flowers in Washington! After a while, I bit ten of them! There is also a long tail like a meteor, which must have been bitten by a literary mosquito.

5. Funny about mosquitoes, funny about being bitten by mosquitoes.

6, can't find mosquito coils, spray mosquitoes with hair gel! In a second, it was stopped and fell off my mosquito net!

7. Hang a mosquito net, sleep naked in it, tease mosquitoes and make them anxious.

8, beginning of autumn, Orson kilometers, crowded, hot weather, mosquito bites.

9. It's time to nag mosquitoes again. I came to Beijing cliff to feed mosquitoes. Nima collapsed. There is no good place to shoot. Just a new bite. Not worth a try. Ignore leg thickness. WTF！

10, I just saw the spring water in the sun, as clear as washing the window. It's a pity that cicadas are too noisy in Tianjin. This shallow, crazy and persistent cry is simply a beautiful terminator. Poetry is disturbed and encouraged, just like a mosquito interrupting a romantic confession.

1 1, I am tall, 1.6 meters. Is it really good to bite my foot? I guess you must be a nearsighted mosquito. On summer nights, there are more mosquitoes than stars in the sky.

12, I don't know what mosquito bit me last night. I made a bag as big as an egg yolk, and today it spread into a red color bigger than an egg.

13, mg. After three days, mosquito bites became more and more cheerful. Is it to help you put some seasoning on your next meal? Want to be quiet

14, I didn't see anyone selling Jiang Sha in Shenzhen! ! Mom sent two pounds at once, and as a result,

15, went to the basement of my new home and was bitten by a lot of bags. After feeling down, I was surrounded by hundreds of mosquitoes, and I couldn't catch up with them. I'm afraid I'm numb. I want fifty, and I'm drunk, too. How to break the mosquito constitution!

16, mosquitoes are on me? Connect? Both are ok? Become a? Magic circle

17, I'm just saying, I can't cook at all, they are all cute. Therefore, we should plant seeds, steal soil from the roadside and be bitten by mosquitoes. When I got home, I found a little loach in the soil, thinking that loach grew up with ginger, and loach was used for fishing and ginger seasoning, which was perfect.

18, I'm going to wear a pair of special heel shoes to go wild today. Don't ask me why I asked that bastard mosquito who bit my heel bag.

19. If you apply a layer of crane crest red on your body, mosquitoes will be poisoned when they fall on your body.

20. The stunt of fighting mosquitoes has finally been practiced! !

2 1, I am awakened by your dynamic every morning. That hateful woman was bitten by mosquitoes last night and didn't sleep well at all. I will ask you out today. See you this afternoon.

Hate the humor of mosquitoes and say some funny articles. First, I must order electric mosquito coils next time. You fucking mosquito.

Second, an anecdote about mosquitoes, an anecdote about being bitten by mosquitoes.

3. To hell with mosquitoes and everything. When I take a bath in summer, I always feel that I am helping mosquitoes wash vegetables!

Fourth, it is necessary to nag mosquitoes again. I came to Beijing cliff to feed mosquitoes. Nima collapsed. There is no good place to shoot. Just a new bite. Not worth a try. Ignore leg thickness. WTF！

I just went to swing a few times last night and got stung by three bags, and then my face itched, you know.

6. The mosquito bag on me? Connect? Both are ok? Become a? Magic circle

7. I'm going to wear a pair of shoes with special heels to go out today. Don't ask me why I asked that bastard mosquito who bit my heel bag.

I have been favored by mosquitoes since this summer. This room is full of fresh meat, but it just bit me. So, I advised it to be exposed to rain and dew, and mosquitoes wouldn't listen! This mosquito, bite me, bite me! You call me tender meat! Well, last night, I was harassed by mosquitoes again. Arresting people everywhere, I didn't sleep all night! My body is very tired! Autumn, you finally came.

Nine, milliliters of jake, used for three days, the more mosquitoes bite, the happier they are. Is it to help you put some seasoning on your next meal? Want to be quiet

Ten, my father 1 hour killed 26 mosquitoes (only in the living room), seeking to surpass!

Xi。 Recently, endocrine disorders, extremely bad mood, abnormal personality. I woke up at three o'clock last night, and then I began to hammer the bed ~ chop the bed ~ dig the bed, fantasizing about cruelly catching mosquitoes overhead and then killing them abnormally, and then I began to dig the bed ~ chop the bed ~ hammer the bed.

Twelve, no one can understand, after I was stung by 16, I felt unbearable pain, gnashing my teeth, twitching red light, and blood spattered all over my hands, which made me feel extremely sad and angry!

Thirteen, beginning of autumn, Orson kilometers, crowded, hot, mosquito bites.

Fourteen, I was killed by mosquitoes, and my eyes were bitten like an egg. I hate mosquitoes. I get beaten every time I see one.

Fifteen, have a long talk with mosquitoes, convince people with reason, move people with emotion, and influence them to become vegetarians.

Sixteen, the child fluttered away with a floating board. It may be because the nose is uncomfortable and the kick is not very tight, so the water is a little cold. After Jia Yi's child came out of the water, his lips turned purple, and it took a long time to recover their original color. Sleep until midnight at night, and a mosquito can wake you up. Anyway, don't sleep downstairs, go upstairs and sleep with your parents. Grandma was sent upstairs and shouted "Mom" at the door, which scared my parents.

Not only does it itch after being bitten, but it also hurts.

18. It's really enough to be woken up by mosquitoes in the middle of the night and spray toilet water wildly. I couldn't get up all morning, but I got up again.

I am on duty, fighting flies and mosquitoes every day.

Ten, mosquitoes are poisonous, and the bitten bags are all pieces! And the number is still large, and they fight in droves.

Eleven, when a mosquito, it will be a cucumber in autumn, not enough to shoot. But when you become a mosquito's staple food and it bites you, it doesn't mean it hates you, but it likes you very much. Being liked by mosquitoes is never a good thing.

Twelve, 38, funny about mosquitoes, funny about being bitten by mosquitoes.

Thirteen, there is running water, WIFI, pastoral, and stars? Mosquitoes emerge one after another, killing people!

Fourteen, since long summer, I have been favored by mosquitoes. I advised mosquitoes to get in touch with the rain and dew, but if they didn't listen, they would spoil me? Did you spoil me too much last night? Staring at my big bag again, I didn't sleep well all night This body is very tired.

Fifteen, I love mosquitoes, hehe. Give me a plate one day!