Post a funny sentence on WeChat: Stand up when you fall, change a good-looking posture and fall again

1. One slip will lead to eternal hatred, one word will wake up the dreamer, and one sneak scare will kill a cow.

2. Don’t say love to others easily, don’t stubbornly open the door to others’ hearts, and then leave as a joke.

3. I am not the wind, and you are not the sand. No matter how lingering we are, we will never reach the end of the world.

4. It is said that women are made of water, but water pollution has been very serious recently.

5. Jingle Cat lives in darkness forever because it cannot see its fingers.

6. Don’t tell me you are virtuous. You are simply too idle to do anything.

7. Do you think the most sour feeling is jealousy? No, the most sour feeling is not having the right to be jealous.

8. Humility makes people progress, progress makes people proud, and pride makes people fall behind.

9. In fact, the things you lose have never really belonged to you, so there is no need to regret it.

10. Three feet of ice will not last in a day, and three layers in the lower abdomen will not last in a day.

11. It is said that you should not be impulsive when you are angry. If you are not impulsive, how can you still be angry?

12. Some things are called stimulation; there is a feeling called stimulation.

13. I don’t know whose wife is on my bed, and I don’t know whose bed my wife is in!

14. I just need to look at a handsome guy for a few times, but I think it’s not as good as mine. The boy is good-looking.

15. The difference between humans and pigs is that pigs are still pigs, while humans are sometimes inferior to pigs and dogs.

16. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is easier to get along in kindergarten.

17. Examinations are not scary. What is scary is people whose IQ is too low and will be caught if they cheat.

18. You are putting bricks on the toilet and raising yourself too high.

19. Can you stop being angry with me and give birth to my child?

20. A bitch is a bitch. Even if the economy is in crisis, you are still valuable. No.

21. Woman, why don’t you be strong? You are an animal that will not die even if it bleeds for a week.

22. I never bully the weak. I didn’t know he was weaker than me before I bullied him.

23. The house price is too high, I can’t even get together the down payment for your heart.

24. Apart from you, I have no one else. It’s just that I don’t want anyone but you.

25. I want to be as strong as a cactus and learn to prick bad people.

26. During the last apocalypse, all the dinosaurs died. So I'm quite worried about you this time.

27. Mao Zedong said: Those who do not marry for the purpose of dating are all hooligans.

28. Listening to English songs is great. I haven’t gotten tired of listening to them for half a year because I don’t understand them.

29. There are all cute girls on the Internet, but why are there none on the street!

30. People who are shameless follow other people’s feelings, and shameless people follow themselves. The feeling goes.

31. Happiness is a virus, and I am the source of the virus, infecting you and the whole world.

32. It is better to give roses on Valentine’s Day than to give cauliflower, which can be eaten and save money.

33. The secret of pain is to spend your free time worrying about whether you are happy or not.

34. Whether it’s sunny or rainy, it’s a good day if you can get some sleep.

35. Today’s women: Looking back, everything is going well. Looking forward, there is no harvest.

36. Life doesn’t have to be long, as long as you can survive. It doesn’t have to have much money, just enough to spend.

37. Women like to watch the waves in the sea, so men are not the same waves.

38. Stand up when you fall, and then fall down again in a good-looking posture.

39. From elementary school to university, the only thing that remains unchanged is a heart that doesn’t want to study.

40. Others are pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be serious.

41. It is said that people with big faces cannot use touch-screen mobile phones because they will hang up the phone if they smile.

42. Hey, let me go, you are so busy and you go to the toilet yourself.

43. It’s the same as cultivating the Tao, but the difference is that you cultivate the righteous path, while I cultivate the bystander path.

44. Don’t accuse me of typos in the future. This is anti-counterfeiting technology.

45. Women from good families never claim to be noble, but people recognize their nobility.

46. A simple life is not a gorgeous adventure.

47. Why bother to prove anything to unworthy people? Living a better life is for yourself.

48. Women who treat me badly, curse you to be sucked dry by Hushubao.

49. Looking at the people locked outside, are they lost or are we winning?

50. Every time I look in the mirror, the courage to live comes back. . Inspirational quotes: Even if you fall, you have to stand up beautifully and cry again

1. Even if you fall, you have to stand up beautifully and cry again.

2. Never give up is the best quality of a successful person.

3. Spread into the fertile soil of struggle, a drop of sweat is a good seed that breeds hope.

4. It is better to forget each other than to stay together. In fact, it is just a not-so-smart but ridiculous excuse for your own cowardice.

5. Always know that you are not the only one. Working hard.

6. The highest state of doing business is that the off-season is not weak and the peak season is even more prosperous.

7. Eat hardships that others cannot endure, and do things that others are unwilling to do!

8. The rules of success are extremely simple, but simplicity does not mean easy.

9. The past is gone forever. Smart people think about the present and the future and have no time to think about the past.

10. When you really desire something, the entire universe will unite to help you complete it!

11. I forgot what I was like in the beginning

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12. Some people say that there are two cups of water that must be drunk in life, one is bitter water and the other is sweet water.

13. You have to choose the same between the sweat on the eyebrows and the tears under the eyebrows

14. Justice has long arms.

15. You have never belonged to me, and there is no such thing as losing. Inspirational words to myself: Even if you fall, you must stand up beautifully before crying

1. Choose by yourself The road must be completed even on one's knees.

2. Good ideas are worth ten cents a dozen, but what is truly priceless are the people who can realize them.

3. Even if you fall, you must stand up beautifully before crying.

4. Many times you are just someone’s love partner rather than a love partner!

5. You will encounter countless encounters in your life, and there are some people you will forget once you have seen them. The scenery is beautiful, and some people take root in your heart.

6. Everyone eventually looks more and more like themselves.

7. Pay attention to keeping healthy, the body is the capital of revolution!

8. You should study at any time and learn everything; you should concentrate your efforts to know more and know everything .

9. Most of the pain is the result of unwillingness to leave. There is no destiny of misfortune, only persistence that refuses to let go.

10. You are not a poet, but you can live poetically.

11. I succeeded because I never hesitated.

12. Learn how to think from all winners and losers.

13. All sadness is in the past. When time slowly settles, you will find that you are much happier than you imagined.

14. A man of action can create an oasis in the desert, but a lazy man will not get a good harvest in the fertile fields. Inspirational quotes for 2021: Even if you fall, you have to stand up beautifully and cry again

1. Even if you fall, you have to stand up beautifully and cry again.

2. Never give up is the best quality of a successful person.

3. Spread into the fertile soil of struggle, a drop of sweat is a good seed that breeds hope.

4. It is better to forget each other than to stay together. In fact, it is just a not-so-smart but ridiculous excuse for your own cowardice.

5. Always know that you are not the only one. Working hard.

6. The highest state of doing business is that the off-season is not weak and the peak season is even more prosperous.

7. Eat hardships that others cannot endure, and do things that others are unwilling to do!

8. The rules of success are extremely simple, but simplicity does not mean easy.

9. The past is gone forever. Smart people think about the present and the future and have no time to think about the past.

10. When you really desire something, the entire universe will unite to help you complete it!

11. I forgot what I was like in the beginning

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12. Some people say that there are two cups of water that must be drunk in life, one is bitter water and the other is sweet water.

13. You have to choose the same between the sweat on the eyebrows and the tears under the eyebrows

14. Justice has long arms.

15. You have never belonged to me, there is no loss at all