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Grandpa and his family's craft

Grandpa Zhao Bingyun (19 15 ~ 1996) lives in Hongyan, Minfeng Village, Fenshui Township. Grandpa is tall and handsome. He didn't go to a regular school, but he can write and calculate. He is a master of craft and business.

Grandpa's legs are strong, and he has a show every seven days. Sanjiang, Fu Huan, Dongxi, Guo Fu, Zhenzhen Street and Fenshui are all places where he has a show.

Grandpa mainly works in selling groceries, sewing, sewing and brain, which belongs to selling and exchanging needed items.

Most of the daily necessities are self-produced: tobacco leaves, fire poles, brooms, brush handles, grinding sweeps, brown ropes, fiber ropes, grinding hoes (ropes used by cattle to plow fields) and so on.

No matter how far he goes, grandpa always goes out before dawn, closes the stall after rest, and sometimes comes home very late.

When it gets dark early in winter, grandma will light up the pole and take Big Black (loyal dog) to meet grandpa halfway.

Later, carrying lanterns, grandma still took Dahei and picked up Grandpa with lanterns. Later, I got a flashlight, but my grandmother went to pick it up, rain or shine for decades.

Before liberation, grandpa often went to Lishi, Cai Jia, Yue Tuo, Daya and other places in Jiangjin to deliver goods with the "gang" (caravan, also called escort, escort) in Guo Fu.

At that time, the world was not peaceful, and the "second child" often grabbed the road. The boss of the "Gang Rush" in Guo Fu has two ware, one is in front of the team, the other is behind the team, and there are more than a dozen vendors walking hand in hand with pedestrians and porters.

Grandpa was robbed many times in the local area, but the "second child" never succeeded.

The "second child" usually haunts at night. Grandpa came home late with a purse in his hand. As soon as he found something, he squatted down and threw it away.

The "second child" didn't know that he had no money, but there was nothing valuable in the backpack he came back from other places. The big deal is to buy some home-made oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, and some unsold needles.

When the "second child" is gone, grandpa will look back and find his precious money bag.

At that time, doing some business was still afraid of hardship. Not only should booth fees and various taxes and fees be paid regularly, but also "protection fees" should be paid on schedule.

Unlike now, towns engaged in agricultural products management do not have to pay taxes and management fees, and there are special farmers' markets, which are orderly and full of human feelings. Who dares to rob?

Grandpa is a thrifty housekeeper, and he gets what he pays for. He won't eat out unless he has to, so he will buy some white cakes and steamed buns to satisfy his hunger.

He said that he loved eating Baba all his life, calling himself Babawa, and people jokingly called him Baba a pimple. Perhaps, Baba is not necessarily his favorite, just an excuse to save money and carry it conveniently.

Grandpa has been handy and quick at work since he was a child. He and his grandmother have four sons and a daughter.

Now Brother Chun's father, grandpa's eldest son, has learned some bamboo weaving techniques, such as backpacks, baskets and vegetable baskets.

Bamboo weaving has become a good pastime for his old man to spend his spare time. It can not only help his neighbors and relatives, but also change some spare flowers.

My second uncle learned to weave fire, kang and brown rope. Grandpa can't help praising this quality.

The brown rope spun by my uncle is even, dense, hard and particularly durable, and can be "straightened" like a stick. Guo Fu, Zhuantang and Fenshui sell well.

Uncle's brown rope is never enough to sell. Zhu Wan, the trafficker who turned the pond, arrived at the door and was caught by them, asking for as much as possible. Traffickers usually sell to Sanjiang, and it is easy to make a lot of money.

Grandpa's cooking is good, but his third uncle Zhao Zhili got a true story. He is a gourmet and is only interested in good food. "Eight bowls" and "Nine bowls" are well known. Even if there is no banquet, on holidays, his uncle will steam several steamers at home.

His uncle is still a bricklayer, so it is not a problem to build a house with bricks and tiles.

Dad Zhao Zhide is the youngest. He is the same age as Brother Chun's uncle. He is a stonemason. It is said that "a smart tailor is a stupid stonemason, but he is not a stupid carpenter", but his father is not stupid at all, but he has a high IQ. He used to be a "schoolmaster".

Dad started as a "stonemason", repairing houses and covering tiles. Now we specialize in selling "tiles" and also undertake "building houses". Many of our assistants are famous in Guo Fu 147, Zhuantang 258 and Fenshui 369.

Brother Chun's family always plays small cards when they are free, especially Sichuan cards. The excitement of the holiday is lively and competitive.

Grandpa said that when he was young, he saw an old teahouse in Sanjiang. Someone got "12 Tianjiu", and when he was excited, his brain was congested and he immediately fell to the ground and died.

So grandpa concluded, "Modesty is beneficial, but it is full of loss."

Song Jiang: Tianpai, the head of Liangshan.

Lu Junyi: Hong Jiu is in charge of Liangshan No.2 Department.

Wu Yong: Hei Jiu, Liangshan strategist, third place.

I got all Tintin 24, "Don't hit people, don't get hit", and generally I won't get eight.

Sichuan cards also have the style of "Yao Di people", and five cards of various colors are more complicated. Jianzi has not enough brains, he can't learn anything, and he always gets "steamed bread".

Grandpa often chats with Uncle Zhao Huayun on the same team, and the characters and stories in Three Kingdoms and Water Margin are also often talked about.

Zhao Huayun is a carpenter, carving a beam and painting a phoenix is a cinch. When he was old, he had white hair and a foot-long white beard.

He often reads slowly with a scroll in his hand, stroking his long beard, measuring the pace.

Their family is a single-parent family. Their family lives under the rock of Datianba observation deck. Now they have checked out for reclamation and bought a house in the county. Because there are many pigs in their family, there are no neighbors to take care of each other, and pigs are often stolen.

Once, Brother Chun's new basket disappeared, and Uncle Zhao Huayun's piglets were missing two. Well, it's a little embarrassing. Brother Chun's family is really afraid that someone will think too much.

Zhao Huayun's grandson has a man named Zhao Youcai, ranking third. At the age of seven, he went to the primary school to register alone.

The teacher asked: Name?

Zhao Youcai: My name is Zhao Saner.

The teacher asked: How old are you?

Zhao Youcai answered: Sleeping with my brother.

The teacher asked again: What is the "ingredient"?

Zhao Youcai answered: Singles! (The Huer pronounced as "Mao" in Qijiang dialect is homophonic with "Fener").

A big boy next to him said, "Teacher, his name is Zhao Youcai!" " "

The teacher in stitches, "Zhao Youcai? Yes, talented! "

Zhao Youcai's grandfather Zhao Huayun can read, and his father works in the water supply and marketing cooperative. Now he is a capable businessman, and he is really a "talent".

Grandfather's product will be released soon.

A veteran artist in Gaoqing Factory.

Zhang Zonglin, an 85-year-old craftsman at Zhoujiaba in Zhongfeng, said.

His children are very upset about this serious work.

I'm not used to living in Chengtou, Qijiang, so I just have to make it up at home.